Occult boom: Exorcisms in big demand

[Interested]

Texas-boy wrote:

Wow, ya'll are waaaay out of my league,but i like the hell out of ya anyway. I think K&P lives to gripe with ya,ll. I just like hanging around some really interesting and good people. Here is my theory: There is no bad, just different levels of good.

Sorta like A B and C cups?

[Andromedust]

knit and pray wrote:

<quoted text>I really feel sorry for you, you must be very pathetic. You show me that you are a very insecure person. as a good Catholic, I will pray for you.

Why thank you Knitty. That's a really nice gesture, even though it's a meaningless act from a mindless person.... still I appreciate you thinking about me. Do you need my longitude and latitude or anything like that? Or does god have access to Topix ISP's? Also, while you're at it, ask him if he could give me tomorrows Illinois Lotto numbers in a dream tonite. Tell him I'll kick him back 10%. You got all that? Better write it down.

[Andromedust]

knit and pray wrote:

By Michael H. Brown
Have you noticed the increase in evil activity?
There are buses crashing during pilgrimages. There is constant vandalism of religious objects (most recently the theft of a statue of Mary by what is believed to be a satanic cult). In Texas, one church has been hit three times. In Florida, a college student took home a Communion Host and held it hostage. In Minnesota, the same week, a professor vowed to publicly desecrate the Eucharist (which he calls a "cracker"). There was the crashing to the floor in New York of an old and precious statue of the Archangel Michael. There are fires at rectories and churches. There is our culture. Where to start? A "man" has a baby. A county political leader is arrested in a satanic cult bust. A priest is accused of pilfering from the coffers at Lourdes. In Canada, the doctor who caused abortion to be legalized in that country is given one of the nation's highest awards. A fetus is found in a jar by a priest. A group disrupts the Pope in Sydney as he is trying to pray the Stations. Evidence of occult rituals litter a European churchyard. from spiritdaily.com

I swear I haven't been to any of those places.

[Andromedust]

victoria1 wrote:

<quoted text>
FUNBAGS!

Let's try it out... A christian, a Muslim and a Funbag walk into a bar and order a drink. Bartender looks at the 3 of them at them and says... "What is this a joke?" Yes, I like it!

[NM Desert Rat]

knit and pray wrote:

By Michael H. Brown
Have you noticed the increase in evil activity?
There are buses crashing during pilgrimages. There is constant vandalism of religious objects (most recently the theft of a statue of Mary by what is believed to be a satanic cult). In Texas, one church has been hit three times. In Florida, a college student took home a Communion Host and held it hostage. In Minnesota, the same week, a professor vowed to publicly desecrate the Eucharist (which he calls a "cracker"). There was the crashing to the floor in New York of an old and precious statue of the Archangel Michael. There are fires at rectories and churches. There is our culture. Where to start? A "man" has a baby. A county political leader is arrested in a satanic cult bust. A priest is accused of pilfering from the coffers at Lourdes. In Canada, the doctor who caused abortion to be legalized in that country is given one of the nation's highest awards. A fetus is found in a jar by a priest. A group disrupts the Pope in Sydney as he is trying to pray the Stations. Evidence of occult rituals litter a European churchyard. from spiritdaily.com

More garbage courtesy of nit & prey

[Andromedust]

knit and pray wrote:

Can we defeat evil? With Jesus , easily!

How about a chorus of "Onward christian soldiers". I loved that song back in Sunday school. Used to picture jesus holding an M-16 and a double bandoleer of cartridges across his shoulder, leading a crack commando team with white crosses on their helmets. Yeah jesus... lock and load baby. Let's kick some demon ass!!!

[Triquetra]

knit and pray wrote:

By Michael H. Brown
Have you noticed the increase in evil activity?
There are buses crashing during pilgrimages. There is constant vandalism of religious objects (most recently the theft of a statue of Mary by what is believed to be a satanic cult). In Texas, one church has been hit three times. In Florida, a college student took home a Communion Host and held it hostage. In Minnesota, the same week, a professor vowed to publicly desecrate the Eucharist (which he calls a "cracker"). There was the crashing to the floor in New York of an old and precious statue of the Archangel Michael. There are fires at rectories and churches. There is our culture. Where to start? A "man" has a baby. A county political leader is arrested in a satanic cult bust. A priest is accused of pilfering from the coffers at Lourdes. In Canada, the doctor who caused abortion to be legalized in that country is given one of the nation's highest awards. A fetus is found in a jar by a priest. A group disrupts the Pope in Sydney as he is trying to pray the Stations. Evidence of occult rituals litter a European churchyard. from spiritdaily.com

Then there was the desecration of pagan symbols by the RCC--everywhere they saw an obelisk, they stuck a cross on it.

[Texas-boy]

Knit & Pray, I will pray for you to NOT be so judgmental of others. That is a sin also. Being a Methodist, I am appalled the way you try to cram my religien down these good peooles throat. I like them. They are free to worship however they wish, so lay off. If Christ wants to touch anyone, he will. I don't think He would approve of the way you rant. I came here because I was curious and found some of the best people anywhere I'm sure you are a good loving person, just don't try so hard to help others, live by example, thats the best way.

[Triquetra]

knit and pray wrote:

<quoted text>Tellme,would you like hearing how much will you jew that down for? Calling someone a fundie is derogatory and should be stopped and is just as bad as that phrase, so knock it off and grow up.

Why don't you grow up and take it on the chin? Fundie is short for Fundamentalist Christian and I'm guessing if I looked that up in the dictionary I'd find a picture of you there! Just cuz you don't understand a word doesn't make it derogatory.

[Andromedust]

Texas-boy wrote:

Knit & Pray, I will pray for you to NOT be so judgmental of others. That is a sin also. Being a Methodist, I am appalled the way you try to cram my religien down these good peooles throat. I like them. They are free to worship however they wish, so lay off. If Christ wants to touch anyone, he will. I don't think He would approve of the way you rant. I came here because I was curious and found some of the best people anywhere I'm sure you are a good loving person, just don't try so hard to help others, live by example, thats the best way.

Your words are wasted on this one Texas Boy

[victoria1]

knit and pray wrote:

By Michael H. Brown
Have you noticed the increase in evil activity?
There are buses crashing during pilgrimages. There is constant vandalism of religious objects (most recently the theft of a statue of Mary by what is believed to be a satanic cult). In Texas, one church has been hit three times. In Florida, a college student took home a Communion Host and held it hostage. In Minnesota, the same week, a professor vowed to publicly desecrate the Eucharist (which he calls a "cracker"). There was the crashing to the floor in New York of an old and precious statue of the Archangel Michael. There are fires at rectories and churches. There is our culture. Where to start? A "man" has a baby. A county political leader is arrested in a satanic cult bust. A priest is accused of pilfering from the coffers at Lourdes. In Canada, the doctor who caused abortion to be legalized in that country is given one of the nation's highest awards. A fetus is found in a jar by a priest. A group disrupts the Pope in Sydney as he is trying to pray the Stations. Evidence of occult rituals litter a European churchyard. from spiritdaily.com

Let's see here...

Bus crashes:

No that never happens, how unusual.

Theft of statue of mary by Satanic cult:

couple of kids who are in goth stage and will grow out of it in a few minutes.

In Florida, a college student took home a Communion Host and held it hostage:

Harmless hazing ritual. Go Lambda Lambda Pi.

professor vowed to publicly desecrate the Eucharist (which he calls a "cracker"):

Well, it is a cracker, crackah!

There was the crashing to the floor in New York of an old and precious statue of the Archangel Michael:

Hire better contractors.

There are fires at rectories and churches:

Time to check the batteries in the smoke alarm.

A "man" has a baby:

That "man" had a womb and ovaries.

A county political leader is arrested in a satanic cult bust:

politician, nuff said.

A priest is accused of pilfering from the coffers at Lourdes:

Priest, nuff said, oh wait, he needed extra cash for kiddy porn.

In Canada, the doctor who caused abortion to be legalized in that country is given one of the nation's highest awards:

Dr. Henry Morgentaler changed the face of women's healthcare in Canada saving many lives. His fight to legalize abortion was a small percentage of the work he's done.

A fetus is found in a jar by a priest:

Everyone knows when jarred they lose all their flavour and nutritional value.

A group disrupts the Pope in Sydney as he is trying to pray the Stations:

Australia, pfft all criminals.

Evidence of occult rituals litter a European churchyard:

Yeah 3 kids and a ouija board.

[knit and pray]

victoria1 wrote:

This one got me thinking as to how one can publicly desecrate the Eucharist.
Did he wear them as pasties over his man boobs and do a pole dance?

So you want to desacrate Christ, now I know evil exists in your heart.

[knit and pray]

Triquetra wrote:

<quoted text>
Why don't you grow up and take it on the chin? Fundie is short for Fundamentalist Christian and I'm guessing if I looked that up in the dictionary I'd find a picture of you there! Just cuz you don't understand a word doesn't make it derogatory.

It is derogatory. And you know it.

[victoria1]

knit and pray wrote:

<quoted text>So you want to desacrate Christ, now I know evil exists in your heart.

I descrated nothing, I asked a question. And it's a cracker!

[Interested]

So Knit and Pray? Let me ask you? Are yours brown or pink? What cup size?

[aWitchintheWoods]

victoria1 wrote:

<quoted text>
Let's see here...
Bus crashes:
No that never happens, how unusual.
Theft of statue of mary by Satanic cult:
couple of kids who are in goth stage and will grow out of it in a few minutes.
In Florida, a college student took home a Communion Host and held it hostage:
Harmless hazing ritual. Go Lambda Lambda Pi.
professor vowed to publicly desecrate the Eucharist (which he calls a "cracker"):
Well, it is a cracker, crackah!
There was the crashing to the floor in New York of an old and precious statue of the Archangel Michael:
Hire better contractors.
There are fires at rectories and churches:
Time to check the batteries in the smoke alarm.
A "man" has a baby:
That "man" had a womb and ovaries.
A county political leader is arrested in a satanic cult bust:
politician, nuff said.
A priest is accused of pilfering from the coffers at Lourdes:
Priest, nuff said, oh wait, he needed extra cash for kiddy porn.
In Canada, the doctor who caused abortion to be legalized in that country is given one of the nation's highest awards:
Dr. Henry Morgentaler changed the face of women's healthcare in Canada saving many lives. His fight to legalize abortion was a small percentage of the work he's done.
A fetus is found in a jar by a priest:
Everyone knows when jarred they lose all their flavour and nutritional value.
A group disrupts the Pope in Sydney as he is trying to pray the Stations:
Australia, pfft all criminals.
Evidence of occult rituals litter a European churchyard:
Yeah 3 kids and a ouija board.

Priceless!

[Andromedust]

She just passed out.

[aWitchintheWoods]

Triquetra wrote:

<quoted text>
Why don't you grow up and take it on the chin? Fundie is short for Fundamentalist Christian and I'm guessing if I looked that up in the dictionary I'd find a picture of you there! Just cuz you don't understand a word doesn't make it derogatory.

We could call them F_C for short but that *might* be looked upon as derogatory.

[knit and pray]

victoria1 wrote:

<quoted text>
I descrated nothing, I asked a question. And it's a cracker!

What do you get from offending Christians? You have no class. Go get a life. go pay attention to your family for a change.

[Interested]

I think we should all ignore her untill she discloses brown or pink and cup size.