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#836 May 15, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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Correct!
Homosexuals and sodomites "will not inherit the Kingdom of God.
1 Corinthians 6:9 (NKJV)
9 Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites,
Hmm, so homosexuals and sodomites are two different things?

There are three definitions for "sodomite". Which one are you referring to?

1. A person who practices sodomy. Since sodomy is just another word for unnatural fornication, this is redundant.

2. A resident of Sodom. They're all dead, so it can't be this one.

3. A male temple prostitute. Which is, of course, a homosexual or a heterosexual fornicator. Again, redundant.

Thanks for pointing out that God's word is redundant!

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#837 May 15, 2013
Jesus is wrote:
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NO I HAVEN'T SEEN JESUS IN MY TOAST!!!!!!
And I don't believe those who claim they have. But no one should complain that God won't give us any proof, if they keep claiming that everything was faked, without proof, or even a good argument, that it was faked.
How do you want God to prove Himself? Do you want Him to appear in the sky and FORCE us to believe Him?
I know that many reported things can be faked, and are. But we're talking about THIS ONE!
Of course you haven't seen Jesus in your toast. Toasters are made of iron, and God is powerless against toasters of iron. or was that chariots of iron?

"Give us this day our daily bread, and if we toast it please alert Jesus about the photo op."

Dude, it's a fake. Jesus isn't real, and neither is your God. So it's ALL fake!

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#838 May 15, 2013
Jesus is wrote:
YOU'RE READING IT WRONG:
MARK: 16:15-20
“And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
And these signs shall follow them (THOSE OF YOU 12)that believe;.......'
Since you aren't reading it in the original language, how do you know that YOU aren't reading it wrong?

Are you 100% sure that translation is correct? By what standard?
Jesus is

Rowville, Australia

#839 May 15, 2013
HighlyEvolved wrote:
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Teaching THEM to obey EVERYTHING I have commanded YOU.
Do you not comprehend what that means? If Jesus told his fist group of disciples to sell everything they owned and give the money to the poor, then he wanted THEM to teach THAT to ALL NATIONS when they recruited new disciples.
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HE NEVER SAID THAT TO HIS DISCIPLES:

MATTHEW 19:16,21:
'16 Just then A MAN came up to Jesus and asked,“Teacher, what good thing must I do to get eternal life?”........
21 Jesus answered,“If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
Jesus is

Rowville, Australia

#840 May 15, 2013
ILUVSATAN wrote:
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jesustard....let's make it simple...restore Heather Mills missing leg.... start praying and get all the other christian tards to pray with you....ok...I will be watching the news....now we have settled that issue, anything other issue you care to masturbate about?
WE HAVEN'T SETTLED THE ISSUE!!!!!! THE ISSUE IS THIS FILM/STILL-SHOT!!!!!

If God restored Heather Mills's leg then everyone with a missing leg will start obeying God just so they can have a leg!
Big Al

Grand Rapids, MN

#842 May 15, 2013
Jesus is wrote:
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WE HAVEN'T SETTLED THE ISSUE!!!!!! THE ISSUE IS THIS FILM/STILL-SHOT!!!!!
If God restored Heather Mills's leg then everyone with a missing leg will start obeying God just so they can have a leg!
Not only would everyone with a missing leg start obeying “God” everyone would believe in “God”. Isn’t that what “God” wants? Why would “He” want to make things difficult; just for laughs and giggles?
little lamb

Mentone, Australia

#843 May 15, 2013
HighlyEvolved wrote:
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Hmm, so homosexuals and sodomites are two different things?
There are three definitions for "sodomite". Which one are you referring to?
1. A person who practices sodomy. Since sodomy is just another word for unnatural fornication, this is redundant.
2. A resident of Sodom. They're all dead, so it can't be this one.
3. A male temple prostitute. Which is, of course, a homosexual or a heterosexual fornicator. Again, redundant.
Thanks for pointing out that God's word is redundant!
Laying with a man the same as a woman is an abomination to God...and that Law is still in effect..
Satan is Lord

Brandon, FL

#844 May 15, 2013
Jesus is wrote:
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HE NEVER SAID THAT TO HIS DISCIPLES:
MATTHEW 19:16,21:
'16 Just then A MAN came up to Jesus and asked,“Teacher, what good thing must I do to get eternal life?”........
21 Jesus answered,“If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
So there are different rules for different people? Sounds like your god is a wack job

“God Loves Ilks!”

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#845 May 15, 2013
little lamb wrote:
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Laying with a man the same as a woman is an abomination to God...and that Law is still in effect..
DOES THE BIBLE PROHIBIT HOMOSEXUALITY, by Rabbi Jacob Milgrom, Professor Emeritus of Biblical Studies at the University of California, Berkeley



Of course it does (Leviticus) 18: 22; 20: 13), but the prohibition is severely limited. First, it is addressed only to Israel, not to other nations. Second, compliance with this law is a condition for residing in the Holy Land, but is irrelevant outside it (see the closing exhortation, 18: 24-30). Third, it is limited to men; lesbianism is not prohibited. Thus it is incorrect to apply this prohibition on a universal scale.



Moreover, as pointed out by my erstwhile student, Dr. David Stewart, both occurrences of the prohibition (18: 22; 20: 13) contain the phrase "as one lies with a woman" (lit. "lyings a woman"), an idiom used only for illicit heterosexual unions. Thus one could argue that carnal relations are forbidden only if their correlated heterosexual unions would be in these lists. For example, the Bible lists the following prohibited relations: nephew-aunt, grandfather-granddaughter, and stepmother-stepson. Thus, according to this theory, nephew-uncle, grandfather-grandson, and stepfather-stepson are also forbidden. This implies that the homosexual prohibition does not cover all male-male liaisons, but only those within the limited circle of family. However, homosexual relations with unrelated males are neither prohibited nor penalized. Admittedly, more than two occurrences of the phrase "as one lies with a woman" (Gen. 49: 4; Lev. 20: 13)[mishkevey eeshah &#1502;&#1513;&#14 99;&#1489;&#1497; &#1488;&#1497;&#15 13;&#1492; -] are needed before accepting this argument as definitive.
Jacob Milgrom is Professor Emeritus of Biblical Studies at the University of California, Berkeley. The author of five scholarly books, including "Studies in Levitical Terminology" (1970), "Cult and Conscience: The Asham and the Priestly Doctrine of Repentence" (1976), "Numbers" (JPS Torah Commentary- 1990), and "Leviticus (Anchor Bible, 3 vols.,-1991-2001), and more than two hundred articles. He was named a fellow of the Guggenheim Foundation, a fellow of the Institute for Advanced Studies in Jerusalem, and a senior fellow of the Albright Institute of Archaeological Research. Now retired, he and his wife, Jo, live in Jerusalem (as of August 2001).

P.S.:
This dude is THE leading authority on the book of Leviticus today.
Jesus is

Rowville, Australia

#846 May 15, 2013
HighlyEvolved wrote:
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Your point was that if I can't explain how T.B. Joshua 'heals' people then he must have miraculous healing powers.
IT WAS NOT!!!!!!!!
Please copy the post were I said that. I dont care if any of T.B. Joshuas other healings have been proven fake or not. I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS ONE!!!!!!! AND CRISS ANGEL WASN'T EVEN THERE!
Did T.B. sell tickets to this? All he got was about 4 or 5 minutes on the Net and is lucky if anyone views it!
Jesus is

Rowville, Australia

#847 May 15, 2013
Satan is Lord wrote:
<quoted text>So there are different rules for different people? Sounds like your god is a wack job
IT WASN'T A RULE IT WAS A REQUEST.
And every man woman child has freewill and can't live under the same circumstances.
Jesus is

Rowville, Australia

#848 May 15, 2013
Big Al wrote:
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Not only would everyone with a missing leg start obeying “God” everyone would believe in “God”. Isn’t that what “God” wants? Why would “He” want to make things difficult; just for laughs and giggles?
GOD DOESN'T WANT FORCED, FAKED BELIEVERS! THAT'S WHY HE GAVE US FREE-WILL!!!!!

That's what's wrong with Islam and the Quran. They forced people to convert, so their 'Paradise' has fake believers in it!

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#849 May 15, 2013
Gary Coaldigger wrote:
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Your threatening post to another poster on here was removed,next time you may get your dollarsbill account banned from here.
Is that what you want?
What's another lie told by you? Topix won't defend you on Judgment Day. I don't believe in killing others but you sure believe in lying.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#850 May 15, 2013
HighlyEvolved wrote:
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Hmm, so homosexuals and sodomites are two different things?
There are three definitions for "sodomite". Which one are you referring to?
1. A person who practices sodomy. Since sodomy is just another word for unnatural fornication, this is redundant.
2. A resident of Sodom. They're all dead, so it can't be this one.
3. A male temple prostitute. Which is, of course, a homosexual or a heterosexual fornicator. Again, redundant.
Thanks for pointing out that God's word is redundant!
Homosexuals are sodomites also. They are condemned to Hell either way you wanna state it. God made sure there is no mistaking what He said.

Homosexuals and sodomites "will not inherit the Kingdom of God".
Jesus is

Rowville, Australia

#851 May 15, 2013
HighlyEvolved wrote:
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Since you aren't reading it in the original language, how do you know that YOU aren't reading it wrong?
Are you 100% sure that translation is correct? By what standard?
PASSAGES WE ARE REFERRING TO ARE KNOWN AS 'THE GREAT COMMISSION'.
Versions of The Great Commission are found in Matthew 28, Mark 16:14–18, Luke 24:44–49, Acts 1:4–8, and John 20:19–23. All these passages are composed as words of Christ spoken after his resurrection to the eleven disciples.
Big Al

Grand Rapids, MN

#852 May 15, 2013
Jesus is wrote:
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GOD DOESN'T WANT FORCED, FAKED BELIEVERS! THAT'S WHY HE GAVE US FREE-WILL!!!!!
That's what's wrong with Islam and the Quran. They forced people to convert, so their 'Paradise' has fake believers in it!
Providing evidence that something is true is not the same as forcing someone to believe a thing is true.
Satan is Lord

Brandon, FL

#853 May 15, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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Homosexuals are sodomites also. They are condemned to Hell either way you wanna state it. God made sure there is no mistaking what He said.
Homosexuals and sodomites "will not inherit the Kingdom of God".
But is it your place to judge? Did not your god say that vengeance was his? Did not your jesus say judge not least you be judged?
Is there not scripture that tells you that unless you are with out sin you shall not be the accuser?
Why dont you leave this between your god and the homosexual people? Or dont you believe in your god?
Homosexuals are not perfect, they are just forgiven. Homosexuals are not under the old law, they are under grace
Or do you have a double standard?
I am just asking for your honest reply.

“Still Politically Incorrect”

Since: Feb 10

And Damn Proud Of It Too

#854 May 15, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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What's another lie told by you? Topix won't defend you on Judgment Day. I don't believe in killing others but you sure believe in lying.
If you don't believe in the killing of others then why did you threaten another poster's life on here like you did of telling them, "you will die soon."?
A true child of God would never wish death on another person,a true Christian would pray for that individual and bless them,not curse and condemn like you do.
The post I was referring to was on the Christian forum/thread: God defeated by modern technology

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dollarsbill replied to 10uhsee on 5/14/2013

"You will soon die. You will have NOTHING. You have nothing to offer. YOu have a point?"

Your post was reported to topix,it was investigated and was then removed based on the grounds that it was seen as a threat that you intentionally and deliberately made to another poster on here.

That was no lie.
Jesus is

Rowville, Australia

#856 May 15, 2013
THE GREAT COMMISSION IN MATTHEW:

MATTHEW 28:16-20

16 Then the eleven disciples went to Galilee,(AS THEY WERE TOLD TO DO AFTER HIS CRUCIFIXION), to the mountain where Jesus had told them to go.
17 When they saw him, they worshiped him; but some doubted.
18 Then Jesus came to them (THOSE ELEVEN) and said,“All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me.
19 Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,
20 and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you.(NOT WHAT I SUGGESTED TO THAT ONE WEALTHY MAN), And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age.”
Satan is Lord

Brandon, FL

#857 May 15, 2013
ILUVSATAN wrote:
WHO IS LORD OF THIS EARTH?
Satan
Matthew 4:8-9
The devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee.
Luke 4:5-7
And the devil, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time. And the devil said unto him, All this power will I give thee.
John 12:31
Now is the judgment of this world: now shall the prince of this world be cast out.
John 14:30
Hereafter I will not talk much with you: for the prince of this world cometh.
John 16:11
Of judgment, because the prince of this world is judged.
2 Corinthians 4:4
The god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not.
Satan is the God of this world, true King and bearer of truth and freedom

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