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Landover Baptist Church is a false church

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ConcernedMan

Winchester, KY

#1 Sep 22, 2011
www.landoverbaptist.org
Here is a part of what you see on their website:
"About Us (God's Favorite Church):
We are a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. We are 157,286 members strong. Our Church Campus is located in Freehold, Iowa and rests on 35 acres of some of the most beautiful country you'd ever care to set your eyes upon. Our church holds 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Three 5,000 seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement Park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centers, 4 Olympic sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithers™), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community),*27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers. "
Now that doesn't seem like an authentic God following church. That's another one that loves money more than anything else. Another cult.
Here is their church "policy" to get it.
"As most churches liberalize or modernicate themselves they in turn reject the commandments written by God in the Holy Bible. The Landover Baptist Church continues to do exactly what scripture teaches every Christian to do. And that is to keep the temple of the living God a clean vessel, untarnished by even a hint of fellowship with the unrighteous!
"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds."
~ 2 John 1:9-11 "
They have misinterpreted scripture to believe that those who aren't already saved by God cannot be in the church because they are filthy "trash". He used that exact word on one of his videos. Harry Hardwick is the pastor's name. He is a very sarcastic and vulgar man that gets perverted at time. There are actually people there believing in what he is preaching.
If you are a true believer in the words of the Bible, then you will know that we are to serve God earnestly and without tolerance. This does not mean be rude and behave sinfully (like Harry Hardwick). It meas that we should act to expose the frauds in order to allow the "foolish" to find the way to the real God. It is our duty to do so.
So this is one false church that should be exposed. We must educate ALL people while staying within the guidelines of God's way. We cannot allow pagans and evildoers to continue to distort the Word of God, causing others to fall away unknowingly. Every soul counts. Thanks.
Job

United States

#2 Sep 22, 2011
From what I understand, if they are who I think, they are some Goths who created a mock Christian website.

Since: Jun 09

Erick, OK

#3 Sep 22, 2011
Job wrote:
From what I understand, if they are who I think, they are some Goths who created a mock Christian website.
Yes, your right. Here is the story:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist...

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#4 Sep 22, 2011
peasoup wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, your right. Here is the story:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist...
They've sure got you fundies pegged.

"So which witch should we tea-baggin' Christians burn next? Here's a hint. What's the one thing religious people hate more than anything? War? Greed? Other people having fun? Wrong! The correct answer is 'other religions'."
-- Mrs. Betty Bowers
Job

San Jose, CA

#5 Sep 22, 2011
peasoup wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, your right. Here is the story:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist...
I remember someone(s) from that website would lure, or try to lure people from various Christian discussion forums, to their forum so they could flame them.

“ ILKS r kewl ”

Since: Apr 09

Conch republic

#6 Sep 22, 2011
Job wrote:
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I remember someone(s) from that website would lure, or try to lure people from various Christian discussion forums, to their forum so they could flame them.
LMAO.. kinda the same thing you 'attempt' to do! No so fun when the table is turned is it?
Job

Santa Clara, CA

#7 Sep 22, 2011
Troth for Leogere wrote:
<quoted text>LMAO.. kinda the same thing you 'attempt' to do! No so fun when the table is turned is it?
What in the world are 'you' talking about? Better yet, do you have any idea what 'I' was talking about?

“ ILKS r kewl ”

Since: Apr 09

Conch republic

#8 Sep 22, 2011
Job wrote:
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Better yet, do you have any idea what 'I' was talking about?
Not a clue.. no one has ever had any 'idea' as to what you babble about.

Roland_Deschain

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#9 Sep 22, 2011
ConcernedMan wrote:
www.landoverbaptist.org
Here is a part of what you see on their website:
"About Us (God's Favorite Church):
We are a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. We are 157,286 members strong. Our Church Campus is located in Freehold, Iowa and rests on 35 acres of some of the most beautiful country you'd ever care to set your eyes upon. Our church holds 28 paid pastors, 131 paid deacons, 412 full time staff members, LCA (Landover Christian Academy), LCU (Landover Christian University), 11 fully equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Three 5,000 seat main sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement Park (Landover Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centers, 4 Olympic sized swimming pools, Landover Village, Landover Towers, Landover Retirement Community, Center For 2 Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (An Exclusive Gated Executive Christian Community for Platinum Tithers™), Exodus Acres (Gold Tithers' Gated Community),*27 Developments, Landover All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and Resort Center, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Center for Republican Candidates, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8 cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers. "
Now that doesn't seem like an authentic God following church. That's another one that loves money more than anything else. Another cult.
Here is their church "policy" to get it.
"As most churches liberalize or modernicate themselves they in turn reject the commandments written by God in the Holy Bible. The Landover Baptist Church continues to do exactly what scripture teaches every Christian to do. And that is to keep the temple of the living God a clean vessel, untarnished by even a hint of fellowship with the unrighteous!
"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds."
~ 2 John 1:9-11 "
They have misinterpreted scripture to believe that those who aren't already saved by God cannot be in the church because they are filthy "trash". He used that exact word on one of his videos. Harry Hardwick is the pastor's name. He is a very sarcastic and vulgar man that gets perverted at time. There are actually people there believing in what he is preaching.
If you are a true believer in the words of the Bible, then you will know that we are to serve God earnestly and without tolerance. This does not mean be rude and behave sinfully (like Harry Hardwick). It meas that we should act to expose the frauds in order to allow the "foolish" to find the way to the real God. It is our duty to do so.
So this is one false church that should be exposed. We must educate ALL people while staying within the guidelines of God's way. We cannot allow pagans and evildoers to continue to distort the Word of God, causing others to fall away unknowingly. Every soul counts. Thanks.
Landover Baptist Church is not a real church? No shit Sherlock....

Since: Jun 09

Erick, OK

#11 Sep 23, 2011
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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They've sure got you fundies pegged.
"So which witch should we tea-baggin' Christians burn next? Here's a hint. What's the one thing religious people hate more than anything? War? Greed? Other people having fun? Wrong! The correct answer is 'other religions'."
-- Mrs. Betty Bowers
When you figure out what you are talking about, don't tell me. I don't want to know.

Since: Jun 09

Erick, OK

#12 Sep 23, 2011
Troth for Leogere wrote:
<quoted text>Not a clue.. no one has ever had any 'idea' as to what you babble about.
Job was being kind. We know you don't have a clue. And like you say though, you have never had even an idea what we are talking about. Are you lost ? Just hit that little red box with the X in it in the upper right corner...if you have a clue what I am talking about. Need more ideas ? Pull the plug.
PJH

Canton, OH

#13 Apr 6, 2012
Once again, proof that evil exists. Particularly when people wish others to have an agonizing
Death. You'll get yours in the end.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#14 Apr 6, 2012
PJH wrote:
Once again, proof that evil exists. Particularly when people wish others to have an agonizing
Death. You'll get yours in the end.
Does Jesus get angry when your elaborate hoax is exposed?
REB

Grand Bay, AL

#16 Dec 2, 2012
Yes this is very much a fake group of people, I will not even give it the dignity of calling it a church. Chris Harper was kicked out of Liberty University, and he is the one who started thing up, It took me about an hour reading on their foum before I began investigating them, because I saw right off they were evry misled or were trying to be funny (so they think) one or the other. My concern is not really with Christians reading the garbage, it's lost people who are truly seeking answers, and don't know any better then to believe the junk they put out to them. But one thing is for sure they will be held accountable by God for every soul they lead astray with this site.
roger thorpe

Hurricane, WV

#18 Jan 8, 2013
Anyone with a lick of sense can tell that THE LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH is a parody website not meant to be taken serous it is juat a parody like a snl scit or natioml lapoon. It is a comedy parody of a church. IF anyone actually believes this a real then they probaly belive that the news told on saturday night live is the rael news. and that SNL is a reailty show.

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Since: Jun 10

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#19 Jan 8, 2013
Yes, it is a parody! But the guy who posted the message obviously did not get the message. I never visit church sites, so I just didn't bother clicking the link!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist...

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#20 Jan 8, 2013
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#23 Jan 8, 2013
roger thorpe wrote:
Anyone with a lick of sense can tell that THE LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH is a parody website not meant to be taken serous it is juat a parody like a snl scit or natioml lapoon. It is a comedy parody of a church. IF anyone actually believes this a real then they probaly belive that the news told on saturday night live is the rael news. and that SNL is a reailty show.
Yep. Only Fox News is real.

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