Ridiculous Bible Verses concerning wo...

dollarsbill

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#230 Apr 10, 2013
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>You are giving him up to Satan? Good thing your god is not needed, to fulfill a judgement. He is so easily done away with by you loons, it's like he doesn't exist at all. Check out the bible, your god lied in the garden, was beaten by the iron chariot and will make you eat your own children, but that is nothing compared to what you can do ... you put your god out of business, and step up to do his job yourself. And in response he does what he always does, absolutely nothing. LOL!
Payday is coming. I guarantee it.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#231 Apr 10, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>
Payday is coming. I guarantee it.
Duh! Pay day? It comes with the job. And if you are silly enough to threaten me with hell, first of all don't wait around for your myth god to do it, jump in there and do his job for him. He is no more needed than is his silly buybull( you know the book none of you follow). Secondly your threats remind me of this >>>>

"As an atheist, having a Christian threaten me with hell is like having a hippie threaten to punch me in my aura.”- Josh Thomas

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#232 Apr 10, 2013
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>Duh! Pay day? It comes with the job.
It comes to all who rebel against God.

"they shall be tormented day and night forever" "fire and brimstone"

Revelation 20:10 (NKJV)
10 The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#233 Apr 11, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>
10 The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.
Bullsh!t, there is no god who is any bigger than the men who imagined and then embellished him. Your god is no more real than is Loki or Pele.
My take on your silly hell >>>>

Scenario happening now: Sheila Reyes aka Reason Personified, contrary to all previous predictions, is not calling out for salvation, she does not regret a second of her life, or how she lived it.
Let's look in shall we?
Floor level center ring, a gigantic golden throne sits, in it is the god.
It is clear from first glance, that man was indeed created in this god's image. His forehead bulges, he is what we would call ugly and misshapen. A historian or scientist would call him troglodyte or Neanderthal. His sparse pelt is of a tight curl, a deep brown/black, which is almost a complete cover of his body. The tops of his hands, and the tops of his toes and feet are not covered in hair, and from the middle of his cheeks to the eyebrows are hairless, except for his eyelashes.
None would call him handsome, and Sheila has twice now, in his presence, called him a gorilla. He is pound upon pound of sweaty hair covered, soft naked blubber. He wears nothing and he oozes into every crevice of the chair. He is gluttony, he is sloth, he is envy, he is jealousy, he is hate, and now at least one atheist knows why. This god reflects all of the ugliness, and none of the beauty of humanity.
He is minimum of 700-800 pounds of pure fugly.
Flames are dancing, drums are beating and his supreme eminence, Satan himself enters and he is breath takingly beautiful. no leading man could ever outshine him. He is more comely than Johnny Depp, he is more desirable than Orlando Bloom, he is as handsome as ever George Clooney was. He is MAN magnificent. He is testosterone infused. And as he walks by, she knows that while she never did fall for his crap, she totally understands why so many did, he is damned effing hot. He is Clarke Gable, he is John Wayne, he is Brad Pitt, he is Antonio Banderas, he is Adonis, he is Narcissus. His soft silken robes completely cover his body from view, and Reason wants to see beneath the robe.
"Damn",she thinks "I am about to be a crispy critter and I still want to know what he looks like. All these years of not believing that a god existed and no one will ever convince me that old blubber butt is a god, but put a god-suit on Satan and I am instant theist. Just kidding, about the god part. That man could get me to treat him like a god."
The drums are fading out, it must be time to start .......... a little old man is carrying something over to the gorilla sloth god. He reaches out and hands the thing to Jehovah, it seems to be a pointing device. The god points it at something to the left of Sheila, and she is startled when a huge flame blooms from the very ground, under her feet. She wishes that they had let her keep her clothing it would have shielded her ever so slightly from the heat. The god again points the device and even larger flames surround her and the skin on her breast and legs begins to redden and bubble.
She looks up into the face of this less than almighty god and sees his pure joy at being witness to her pain, and for a moment she just hangs her head, but something draws her gaze away from the god. Satan's lowered face is turned from her, and a single tear trails down his cheek.
Later as Sheila Reyes draws her last cognizant breath, she knows that he told the truth in the garden and his willingness to enlighten all men had been to give them the chance at freedom. In their fear they rejected the knowledge that he offered them, and in doing so condemned mankind to many millennium of superstition.
and a new day begins with Sheila again in the center ring..........

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#234 Apr 11, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>
It comes to all who rebel against God.
"they shall be tormented day and night forever" "fire and brimstone"
Revelation 20:10 (NKJV)
10 The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.
I posted a reply, and it didn't show up, so here it is again, or as close as I can remember, plus a bit more ....... Bullsh!t, the god of Abraham is no more valid than is Loki, Pele, Thor or Kali. In fact the things that are done to children under his watch, and that he has no argument against, puts him below all the rest of the gods, as far as morality goes.

This dip sh!t Yahweh/Jehovah/Allah as Yahweh put girls age three years and one day into the hands of rapists, where the act of psychical penetration makes the girl a bride, no wedding necessary. One day younger she can be raped, but not kept as a wife.

And as Jehovah, he has no age limit, his only stipulation is that the virgin girl only can be kept as wife, all others of any age can be raped, and then be killed or sold into slavery or prostitution.

As Allah, he allows any baby from the second he or she is born to be used sexually by any close member or friend of the family. This is called "thighing" (look it up), the babies can be used orally, anally or vaginally, the only rule there that if a girl's vagina is ripped, the penis wielder must pay for a surgical repair, so that her future value to a husband is not lost.

Add to this insanity that old Jehovah, will when pissed make a parent eat their own children, and we are looking at fricking pure stupidity, and this crap is what you are trying to sell as "good"? LOL!

This is how I see your god, and his hell ......

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#235 Apr 11, 2013
It showed up, no more Shiela, you've already got it.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#236 Apr 11, 2013
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>Bullsh!t, there is no god who is any bigger than the men who imagined and then embellished him. Your god is no more real than is Loki or Pele.
My take on your silly hell >>>>
Your belief in Hell is not required for your residency therein.

"fire and brimstone" "they will be tormented day and night forever"

Revelation 20:10 (NKJV)
10 The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#237 Apr 12, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>
Your belief in Hell is not required for your residency therein.
"fire and brimstone" "they will be tormented day and night forever"
Revelation 20:10 (NKJV)
10 The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.
Did you not read my posts? Get this .... any god or man, who would do those things or sanction those depraved acts, is not good enough to judge me. Got it? I am morally superior to that dirty thing and it does not get to make comment on it's betters.

Get off your knees, you are bowed down to a pedophile thug.
Prophet of Jesus Christ

San Antonio, TX

#238 Apr 12, 2013
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>Did you not read my posts? Get this .... any god or man, who would do those things or sanction those depraved acts, is not good enough to judge me. Got it? I am morally superior to that dirty thing and it does not get to make comment on it's betters.
Get off your knees, you are bowed down to a pedophile thug.
You will fit right in down there in hell. You retard.
Prophet of Jesus Christ

San Antonio, TX

#239 Apr 12, 2013
You and the idiot that calls himself dollarsbill.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#240 Apr 13, 2013
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>Did you not read my posts? Get this .... any god or man, who would do those things or sanction those depraved acts, is not good enough to judge me. Got it? I am morally superior to that dirty thing and it does not get to make comment on it's betters.
Get off your knees, you are bowed down to a pedophile thug.
FYI, God doesn't have to ask your permission.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#241 Apr 13, 2013
Prophet of Jesus Christ wrote:
You and the idiot that calls himself dollarsbill.
But you are going to Hell forever. Who's the "idiot"?

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#242 Apr 13, 2013
Prophet of Jesus Christ wrote:
<quoted text>
You will fit right in down there in hell. You retard.
You better get to constructing it then, because your god sure didn't. His so called hell can't escape the confines a book's pages and of you loon's craniums.

Excerpt from the below: Science has explored the electromagnetic spectrum from DC to light, dug and bounced sound waves off layers deep underground, counted photons from the edge of the Universe and THERE AIN'T NO HEAVEN AND THERE AIN'T NO HELL.~ R H Hill

>>>> Going to some kind of 'Paradise' after you die is as appealing to scientists as it is disillusioned Popes. Who really knows? Maybe there is some kind of ...
Oops. Almost spiraled off into godbot fantasy land. But really ... even the smartest, most educated, most scientist sounding people on here dance around and won't just come out and say there's ZERO chance for a God of some kind. They'll launch into a probability and statistics lesson to an audience, most of whom, make their decisions with a coin toss. From the seeds of these miniscule philosophical improbabilities ENORMOUS AND TERRIFYING RELIGIONS BLOSSOM!!!
Science has explored the electromagnetic spectrum from DC to light, dug and bounced sound waves off layers deep underground, counted photons from the edge of the Universe and THERE AIN'T NO HEAVEN AND THERE AIN'T NO HELL. There ... I've said it. This dumb-ass radio technician from Texas has come on out and said it. Prove me wrong. Spare me the tales of how Aunt Bessy May's nose wart fell off after a night of intense prayer or how a 'voice' led you to your dead Grandpa's long lost stash of silver dollars. The evidence for my assertion is all around you. It's in the faces of the starving and the neglected and the frightened. It's in the BILLIONS of unanswered prayers that get muttered in quiet desperation every minute of every day. Your God is an evil basterd and we're trying to club it to death with words ~ R H Hill<<<<

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#243 Apr 13, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>
FYI, God doesn't have to ask your permission.
Actually, if it existed, it would have to get my permission. That is what you freaks call being "saved". It is when you give permission to be bamboozled. You do know that your so called god is saving you from himself, don't you?

That is why you loons go through indoctrination, because what they would have you believe, is not real. If it were, then there would be no need for indoctrination, and there would only be the one god, and one religion, that would be the only choice.

Do you and your religion claim that the Buddhist are sinning against your god's rules? How about the Druids, are they sinning against your god's rules? How many gods rules, are you sinning against?

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#244 Apr 13, 2013
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>Actually, if it existed, it would have to get my permission. That is what you freaks call being "saved". It is when you give permission to be bamboozled. You do know that your so called god is saving you from himself, don't you?
That is why you loons go through indoctrination, because what they would have you believe, is not real. If it were, then there would be no need for indoctrination, and there would only be the one god, and one religion, that would be the only choice.
Do you and your religion claim that the Buddhist are sinning against your god's rules? How about the Druids, are they sinning against your god's rules? How many gods rules, are you sinning against?
You are accountable.
"everlasting fire" "everlasting punishment"
Matthew 25:41-46 (NKJV)
41 Then He will also say to those on the left hand,'Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels:
46 And these will go away into everlasting punishment, but the righteous into eternal life."

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#245 Apr 14, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>
You are accountable.
"everlasting fire" "everlasting punishment"
Matthew 25:41-46 (NKJV)
41 Then He will also say to those on the left hand,'Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels:
46 And these will go away into everlasting punishment, but the righteous into eternal life."
Wrong god, wrong continent. I am not Jewish, I am not Pagan. Your Jewish Pagan god does not have conscription rights to me. Are you bound by the gods of others, or do you accept being bound only by a god of your choosing?

I am accountable to myself, my family, my community, my state and my country, I am not accountable to an alien god.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#246 Apr 18, 2013
Reason Personified wrote:
<quoted text>Wrong god, wrong continent. I am not Jewish, I am not Pagan. Your Jewish Pagan god does not have conscription rights to me. Are you bound by the gods of others, or do you accept being bound only by a god of your choosing?
I am accountable to myself, my family, my community, my state and my country, I am not accountable to an alien god.
You are accountable and He doesn't have to ask your permission.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#247 Apr 18, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>
You are accountable and He doesn't have to ask your permission.
No, wrong!
Pay attention, gods who would make you eat your children, and gods who are whooped by iron chariots do not have the wherewithal, to cross a planet, into the unknown and take that which is not thier's to take. Even you fools have to give yourself to it. Until you do the spell casters have no power over you.

They (the gods and the god's liasions) have no power until you give them yours.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#248 Apr 19, 2013
Reason Personified wrote:
Even you fools
You condemn yourself to Hellfire.

Matthew 5:22 (NKJV)
22 But whoever says,'You fool!' shall be in danger of hell fire.

“Citizen_Patriot_ Voter_Atheist!”

Since: May 09

Earth,TX

#249 Apr 19, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>
You condemn yourself to Hellfire.
Matthew 5:22 (NKJV)
22 But whoever says,'You fool!' shall be in danger of hell fire.
They the gods and the god's liasions, and that would include the holy and unholy tomes by which they rule and enslave the minds of men, have no power until you give them yours. I do not give that power to anyone. I am free of it.

The people who created your silly triple* triple** god limited him by what they knew and were themselves limited by.

*Father , son and holy spirit
** Yahweh, Allah, Jehovah

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