I created only one son, the self.

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You all are my children
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F**k me, you owe us a lot of pocket money!
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Whatever you need in life I give.

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You cannot create anything. You are a messenger from Satan. The Blood of Jesus against you in Jesus' Name.

“Atheism is the right choice”

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Stop draining social security. Please wear protection next time.

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Can I borrow the car tonight dad?
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<quoted text>Can I borrow the car tonight dad?
Yes, you drive it around every day, its called your body.
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Stop draining social security. Please wear protection next time.
I can cant help it, I am ,also wherever there is the lord, the lands are fertile. You are poor because you get the leadership you deserve. Be worthy of better leadership and I will send to you a great leader. I sent you Tesla, I gave him the secret of free energy for all of mankind. You killed Jesus again, through your apathy, but really, it was capitalism that killed him. You can't meter free energy. Don't worry, those of you who uphold and defend capitalism, I will throw into the fiery pit.
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You cannot create anything. You are a messenger from Satan. The Blood of Jesus against you in Jesus' Name.
dont worry you will get to spend so much time with "Satan" after you die that you will never again even mention his name.

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dont worry you will get to spend so much time with "Satan" after you die that you will never again even mention his name.
Satan is your father, and you are recruiting more children. You will burn in the eternal fire that Jesus warned you about. You should have listened to Jesus of the NT rather than Satan.
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NT = nice t*ts?
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Satan is your father, and you are recruiting more children. You will burn in the eternal fire that Jesus warned you about. You should have listened to Jesus of the NT rather than Satan.

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Perhaps you cannot repent. That would mean you are without hope, forever.
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If your god is good, I'll be just fine. If not? F**k him.
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Perhaps you cannot repent. That would mean you are without hope, forever.
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Satan is your father, and you are recruiting more children. You will burn in the eternal fire that Jesus warned you about. You should have listened to Jesus of the NT rather than Satan.
You are loyal I'll give you that; but I will make you see the truth I make everyone see the truth it is inevitable...a word advice, I love all of my children don't threaten or damn anyone else or it will go bad for you on judgement day.
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Perhaps you cannot repent. That would mean you are without hope, forever.
I have had enough. I will judge you now , here is your sentence. Every time you condemn someone in Jesus' name you will spend a lifetime in hell. So I have thought, so shall it be done. You have one caveat, until your death you need but repent of this sin and it will be forgiven you. Now you know your sentence and soul's peril go and sin no more.
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Will dollarsbill's lifetime sentences run concurrently or consecutively?
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I have had enough. I will judge you now , here is your sentence. Every time you condemn someone in Jesus' name you will spend a lifetime in hell. So I have thought, so shall it be done. You have one caveat, until your death you need but repent of this sin and it will be forgiven you. Now you know your sentence and soul's peril go and sin no more.
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Thinking wrote:
Will dollarsbill's lifetime sentences run concurrently or consecutively?
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consecutive, there are no concurrent sentences in hell

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Thinking wrote:
If your god is good, I'll be just fine. If not? F**k him.
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Remember you said that, He will.

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I have had enough. I will judge you now , here is your sentence. Every time you condemn someone in Jesus' name you will spend a lifetime in hell. So I have thought, so shall it be done. You have one caveat, until your death you need but repent of this sin and it will be forgiven you. Now you know your sentence and soul's peril go and sin no more.
You and your lying children have no power over me Satan. The Blood of Jesus against you in Jesus' Name.

Revelation 12:11 (NASB)
11 "And they overcame him because of the blood of the Lamb and because of the word of their testimony, and they did not love their life even when faced with death.

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God wrote:
<quoted text>consecutive, there are no concurrent sentences in hell
God's angels will soon be coming for you. And they will find you. Laugh while you can.

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