I created only one son, the self.

I created only one son, the self.

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God

Boulder, CO

#1 Jan 30, 2013
You all are my children
Thinking

Ashford, UK

#2 Jan 31, 2013
F**k me, you owe us a lot of pocket money!
God wrote:
You all are my children
God

Boulder, CO

#4 Jan 31, 2013
Whatever you need in life I give.

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#5 Feb 5, 2013
God wrote:
You all are my children
You cannot create anything. You are a messenger from Satan. The Blood of Jesus against you in Jesus' Name.

“Born again atheist”

Since: Jun 12

Melbourne

#6 Feb 6, 2013
God wrote:
You all are my children
Stop draining social security. Please wear protection next time.

“so tell me......”

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#7 Feb 6, 2013
God wrote:
You all are my children
Can I borrow the car tonight dad?
God

Boulder, CO

#8 Feb 6, 2013
angelinaUK wrote:
<quoted text>Can I borrow the car tonight dad?
Yes, you drive it around every day, its called your body.
God

Boulder, CO

#9 Feb 6, 2013
Sceptical_Mal wrote:
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Stop draining social security. Please wear protection next time.
I can cant help it, I am ,also wherever there is the lord, the lands are fertile. You are poor because you get the leadership you deserve. Be worthy of better leadership and I will send to you a great leader. I sent you Tesla, I gave him the secret of free energy for all of mankind. You killed Jesus again, through your apathy, but really, it was capitalism that killed him. You can't meter free energy. Don't worry, those of you who uphold and defend capitalism, I will throw into the fiery pit.
God

Boulder, CO

#10 Feb 6, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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You cannot create anything. You are a messenger from Satan. The Blood of Jesus against you in Jesus' Name.
dont worry you will get to spend so much time with "Satan" after you die that you will never again even mention his name.

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#11 Feb 6, 2013
God wrote:
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dont worry you will get to spend so much time with "Satan" after you die that you will never again even mention his name.
Satan is your father, and you are recruiting more children. You will burn in the eternal fire that Jesus warned you about. You should have listened to Jesus of the NT rather than Satan.
Thinking

Poole, UK

#12 Feb 7, 2013
NT = nice t*ts?
dollarsbill wrote:
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Satan is your father, and you are recruiting more children. You will burn in the eternal fire that Jesus warned you about. You should have listened to Jesus of the NT rather than Satan.

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#13 Feb 7, 2013
Thinking wrote:
NT = nice t*ts?
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Perhaps you cannot repent. That would mean you are without hope, forever.
Thinking

Poole, UK

#14 Feb 7, 2013
If your god is good, I'll be just fine. If not? F**k him.
dollarsbill wrote:
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Perhaps you cannot repent. That would mean you are without hope, forever.
God

Boulder, CO

#15 Feb 7, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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Satan is your father, and you are recruiting more children. You will burn in the eternal fire that Jesus warned you about. You should have listened to Jesus of the NT rather than Satan.
You are loyal I'll give you that; but I will make you see the truth I make everyone see the truth it is inevitable...a word advice, I love all of my children don't threaten or damn anyone else or it will go bad for you on judgement day.
God

Boulder, CO

#16 Feb 7, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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Perhaps you cannot repent. That would mean you are without hope, forever.
I have had enough. I will judge you now , here is your sentence. Every time you condemn someone in Jesus' name you will spend a lifetime in hell. So I have thought, so shall it be done. You have one caveat, until your death you need but repent of this sin and it will be forgiven you. Now you know your sentence and soul's peril go and sin no more.
Thinking

Poole, UK

#17 Feb 7, 2013
Will dollarsbill's lifetime sentences run concurrently or consecutively?
God wrote:
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I have had enough. I will judge you now , here is your sentence. Every time you condemn someone in Jesus' name you will spend a lifetime in hell. So I have thought, so shall it be done. You have one caveat, until your death you need but repent of this sin and it will be forgiven you. Now you know your sentence and soul's peril go and sin no more.
God

Boulder, CO

#18 Feb 7, 2013
Thinking wrote:
Will dollarsbill's lifetime sentences run concurrently or consecutively?
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consecutive, there are no concurrent sentences in hell

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#19 Feb 8, 2013
Thinking wrote:
If your god is good, I'll be just fine. If not? F**k him.
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Remember you said that, He will.

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#20 Feb 8, 2013
God wrote:
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I have had enough. I will judge you now , here is your sentence. Every time you condemn someone in Jesus' name you will spend a lifetime in hell. So I have thought, so shall it be done. You have one caveat, until your death you need but repent of this sin and it will be forgiven you. Now you know your sentence and soul's peril go and sin no more.
You and your lying children have no power over me Satan. The Blood of Jesus against you in Jesus' Name.

Revelation 12:11 (NASB)
11 "And they overcame him because of the blood of the Lamb and because of the word of their testimony, and they did not love their life even when faced with death.

Since: Jul 12

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#21 Feb 8, 2013
God wrote:
<quoted text>consecutive, there are no concurrent sentences in hell
God's angels will soon be coming for you. And they will find you. Laugh while you can.

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