12 Reasons gay marriage is wrong

[PRIDE]

1) Being gay is not natural.

Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, hot dogs, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay

In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.

Just like we haven't adapted to cars, fast food, or longer life spans.

4)Marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all.

Women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed.

The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children.

Gay couples, infertile couples, old people, and couples who don't want kids shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children.

Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.

In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.

That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets.

Because a dog is a person too, and has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

11) Gay couples are a harmful influence on their kids.

Because all gay couples abuse their kids, daily.

12) Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better for gays.

Because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.

Sense much sarcasm?? Sure hope so!

[PROV1X81]

PRIDE wrote:

1) Being gay is not natural.
Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, hot dogs, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, fast food, or longer life spans.
4)Marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all.
Women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed.
The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children.
Gay couples, infertile couples, old people, and couples who don't want kids shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children.
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets.
Because a dog is a person too, and has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
11) Gay couples are a harmful influence on their kids.
Because all gay couples abuse their kids, daily.
12) Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better for gays.
Because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.
Sense much sarcasm?? Sure hope so!

whats sad is lots of people actually believe all of this ,and I'm sure some here do as well.

[Bitner]

PRIDE wrote:

1) Being gay is not natural.
Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, hot dogs, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, fast food, or longer life spans.
4)Marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all.
Women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed.
The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children.
Gay couples, infertile couples, old people, and couples who don't want kids shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children.
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets.
Because a dog is a person too, and has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
11) Gay couples are a harmful influence on their kids.
Because all gay couples abuse their kids, daily.
12) Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better for gays.
Because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.
Sense much sarcasm?? Sure hope so!

LOL. When I saw the title of the thread, my first thought was 'what idiot thinks they've come up with 12 valids reasons, when most of them can't even come up with one?'. Thanks for sharing :)

[PRIDE]

Bitner wrote:

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LOL. When I saw the title of the thread, my first thought was 'what idiot thinks they've come up with 12 valids reasons, when most of them can't even come up with one?'. Thanks for sharing :)

lol, yeah I thought the same thing when I saw this, I just had to share it on this forum, couldn't help myself.

[Wayne]

End times are getting near.

[PRIDE]

Wayne wrote:

End times are getting near.

Yes Wayne, God help us, we are all going to hell. Oh me oh my, I'm horribly terrified that your "loving" God is hates me and is going to damn me to hell. Get a life buddy.

[McMike]

Wayne wrote:

End times are getting near.

Wayne you do realize they've been saying this now for almost 2,000 years...

[Bitner]

McMike wrote:

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Wayne you do realize they've been saying this now for almost 2,000 years...

No shit. Weren't they expecting it within a decade of the crucifixion?

[FREAKS]

Wayne wrote:

End times are getting near.

Why, you gonna try to NUKE us, after aborting babies??

[FREAKS]

Wayne wrote:

End times are getting near.

High Times is a magazine for POTHEADS, WEEDLOVERS.
End times is for BSers like you, CRIPPLED TERRORIST.

[Reasoner]

Wayne wrote:

End times are getting near.

Is that a Dylan song?

[PRIDE]

McMike wrote:

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Wayne you do realize they've been saying this now for almost 2,000 years...

Yeah really... and since of course the world is a whole 10,000 years old, it's about time for it to end! lol

[Divine Alien]

McMike wrote:

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Wayne you do realize they've been saying this now for almost 2,000 years...

That's real disgusting to see a male sucking your nipple.

[Wayne]

McMike wrote:

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Wayne you do realize they've been saying this now for almost 2,000 years...

You are one perverted piece of trash.

[Wayne]

PRIDE wrote:

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Yes Wayne, God help us, we are all going to hell. Oh me oh my, I'm horribly terrified that your "loving" God is hates me and is going to damn me to hell. Get a life buddy.

I've got eternal life,, given to me by the Eternal One. It is YOUR life that will be ending if you won't accept Him.

[FREAKS]

Wayne wrote:

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You are one perverted piece of trash.

Not as perverted as you. Abort any babies, lately??
How about trying to NUKE the towelheads??

[FREAKS]

Wayne wrote:

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I've got eternal life,, given to me by the Eternal One. It is YOUR life that will be ending if you won't accept Him.

NOPE, you don't have eternal life, cuz Arnold Murray can't give you that.
All you've got is eternal suffering, in this life and the "Eternal" suffering in the after~life with your "PA", Satan.
A person who HATES and is a RACIST, doesn't end up in heaven. Straight DOWN to HELL, "Fire and Marshmallows" for you.

[FREAKS]

Divine Alien wrote:

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That's real disgusting to see a male sucking your nipple.

Making your Ding~a~Ling, Hard??
Touching your "Lancau" and "Tah Fei Kei"??
It's okay, want some Pepek/Puki?? Then go to Puki Thiam.

[citizen]

Wayne wrote:

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I've got eternal life,, given to me by the Eternal One. It is YOUR life that will be ending if you won't accept Him.

you sure about that? your biblw states only 144,000 go to heaven, are you sure you are one?

[Lil Ticked]

PRIDE wrote:

1) Being gay is not natural.
Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, hot dogs, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, fast food, or longer life spans.
4)Marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all.
Women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed.
The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children.
Gay couples, infertile couples, old people, and couples who don't want kids shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children.
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets.
Because a dog is a person too, and has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
11) Gay couples are a harmful influence on their kids.
Because all gay couples abuse their kids, daily.
12) Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better for gays.
Because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.
Sense much sarcasm?? Sure hope so!

I gotta print this .