If you believe in Noah's Ark, you are...
Big AL

Hibbing, MN

#1277 May 22, 2014
buck wrote:
The Bible which is God's Word does quite indicate and makes clear as
to what God loves and likes, try reading it some time :).
I know big Al, you claim to have read it but you are still mad for some
reason or another at God and the church.
that will eat at you more and more and you are letting it do just that.
the Bible says that God is a he, it's been known long before you
entered the world :)
God has told us some of His mind thoughts in the Bible, WAKE UP!
Lots of people throughout history thought they knew what "God" likes and dislikes because they had read a book. Lots of people today think they know about "God" because they have read a book and not all of them have read the same book as you.

I figured out a long time ago that all books are written in human language by human beings. Exodus says that "God" showed Moses "His" ass but not "His" genitals. "God" can't be a "He" without male genitals.
just so funny

Las Vegas, NV

#1278 May 23, 2014
Tis true, no evidence of a world wide flood.

And this book never mentioned a world wide flood.

In one section it states "the waters covered the whole of the earth", all that it's saying is that there was a flood and that it covered the "ground", earth=ground in this statement, it covered the ground where it was.

In another statement it states where the boat rested, it never said on the top of a mountain but rather it rested "in the hill country of ararat." Thats where it says the boat landed, not on a mountain but in the hill country of that place.

It wasn't global and this book never said otherwise, but this book in the wrong hands caused confusion.

It also isn't beyond belief that someone can cause much rain to happen, with a basic understanding of weather and how to manipulate it it isnt' impossible.

It also isn't impossible to train animals to get on a boat either.

The confusion a few little words can cause, it's amazing, "earth", "ground", "hill country", just change a few words and there you have it.
buck

AOL

#1279 May 25, 2014
Genesis 7:19 "And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth;
and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered."
the verse that follows says, "Fifteen cubits upward did the waters
prevail; and the mountains were covered."
Genesis 8:4 says Upon the "mountains" of Ararat. not a hill duh
Shows how much a gambler from Nevada knows LOL
Camz

UK

#1280 Oct 1, 2014
An 'Ark' could not be built today using modern materials etc that could accommodate all the animals in question. Never mind in ancient times.

What size of ship yard was it? How many people worked on building it?

Was the superstructure strong enough made out of wood?

Pure fantasy, as with all religion
jesus is

Doonside, Australia

#1281 Oct 6, 2014
buck wrote:
btw certified morons are educated enough to know that God
is a "he". The Bible states it sufficiently :)
SHOULD THEY HAVE CALLED GOD "IT"??????
Who did God have to have sex with?
jesus is

Doonside, Australia

#1282 Oct 6, 2014
jesus is

Doonside, Australia

#1284 Oct 6, 2014
DID NOAH'S FLOOD COVER THE HIMALAYAN MOUNTAINS?:
http://www.icr.org/index.php...

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Rio Rancho, NM

#1286 Oct 6, 2014
jesus is wrote:
DID NOAH'S FLOOD COVER THE HIMALAYAN MOUNTAINS?:
http://www.icr.org/index.php...
The utter absurdity of your reference proves Noah's Flood never happened.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#1287 Oct 15, 2014
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
<quoted text>
The utter absurdity of your reference proves Noah's Flood never happened.
Should we believe you or Jesus and Moses? lol

Luke 17:27 (NKJV)
27 They ate, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered the ark, and the flood came and destroyed them all.

You're not really as STUPID as you claim, right? Wrong?

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#1289 Oct 15, 2014
provegodexists wrote:
<quoted text>
but you are as stupid as you come across....
You have a date with eternity, pervert. No one will help you then.

Revelation 20:15 (NKJV)
15 And anyone not found written in the Book of Life was cast into the lake of fire.

But you're not in Hell yet.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#1291 Oct 15, 2014
provegodexists wrote:
<quoted text>
you still sit naked parked in front of elementary schools? or you on probation with an ankle bracelet?
Your fantasy, psycho. Tell us.

“Prophet of God”

Since: Apr 14

#1292 Oct 15, 2014
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>Your fantasy, psycho. Tell us.
Why are you so evil?

Since: Jun 08

Johor Bahru, Malaysia

#1294 Dec 16, 2014
I believed in Noah's Ark story rather than U.F.O stories..

Since: Jun 08

Johor Bahru, Malaysia

#1295 Dec 16, 2014
...sorry for the profile picture...it was my child hood area (where I lived before-nearby)
Strel

Tallahassee, FL

#1296 Dec 16, 2014
jesus is wrote:
EVIDENCE FOR A WORLDWIDE FLOOD:
http://www.icr.org/geological-strata/
FLOOD GEOLOGY:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_geology
CLAMS ON MOUNT EVEREST?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =gvHpvxWXqfIXX
Kent Hovind?

Really?

LOLOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Strel

Tallahassee, FL

#1297 Dec 16, 2014
jesus is wrote:
DID NOAH'S FLOOD COVER THE HIMALAYAN MOUNTAINS?:
http://www.icr.org/index.php...
ICR = LOL

Stop getting your "science" information from liars.
alphareign

Joplin, MO

#1298 Jul 12, 2015
"If you believe in Noah's Ark, you are a certifiable moron." Yep!

Since: Sep 12

Clarkston, Wa.

#1299 Jul 12, 2015
Strel wrote:
<quoted text>Kent Hovind?

Really?

LOLOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =uvprBLhJx_oXX
Ken ham is my favorite
Vinamese

Las Vegas, NV

#1300 Jul 12, 2015
If you believe in the Abrahamic religions, you are a certifiable moron

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#1302 Jul 15, 2015
Vinamese wrote:
If you believe in the Abrahamic religions, you are a certifiable moron
Which is much better than burning in Hell.

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