“Reality bites”

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#143 Feb 22, 2013
My dear Brothers and Sisters, I am leaving for the rest of the day. Jesus has called upon me to witness to the working girls at Whitey's bar and strip club. It seems the young ladies are topless, and its my duty to stop the other men from seeing thier nakedness. I must bring them into flock. Praise Jesus. With a little luck I should be done around 9pm, if my stamina holds up.

( has anyone seen my stack of ones?)

“Reality bites”

Since: Dec 11

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#144 Feb 22, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>I can't go.
There is a gig scheduled for the cellar/cave during that time.
Something about brownies or mushrooms or something And someone named Road(s) something is going to do an Elvis impersonation as guest entertainer.
I think all the missing husbands of the support group should also be included.
I will discuss that with Jesus. How many fellows did you say???

“so tell me......”

Since: Aug 08

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#145 Feb 22, 2013
Jazybird58 wrote:
<quoted text>You might ask Troth, it looks like I might be busy for the next month or so.
Sadly I think Troth is only interested in me for my accent :(

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#146 Feb 22, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
Pastor, you are a true Christian.
I believe you are anointed with something.
Oh brother! What kinda anointing is he getting this time?

Has anybody seen a stack of singles? They were sitting on the secretary's desk.

Wait, there's a box of Cuban cigars and half a bottle of Courvoisier.

Since: Sep 08

Anderson, IN

#147 Feb 22, 2013
Earth Child 1 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh brother! What kinda anointing is he getting this time?
Has anybody seen a stack of singles? They were sitting on the secretary's desk.
Wait, there's a box of Cuban cigars and half a bottle of Courvoisier.
Off my desk, you town b*^ch...

Now, get out there and find out where 15th is......please...:)

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#148 Feb 22, 2013
Jazybird58 wrote:
<quoted text>I will discuss that with Jesus. How many fellows did you say???
13!

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#149 Feb 22, 2013
Earth Child 1 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh brother! What kinda anointing is he getting this time?
Has anybody seen a stack of singles? They were sitting on the secretary's desk.
Wait, there's a box of Cuban cigars and half a bottle of Courvoisier.
I have come to believe, blindly, that the preacherman is 'gifted'.
And, those were gifts from a very thankful fellow follower.
A person who KNOWS you can see devils in folks.
That stack of singles is just for passing out to drivers-by for sausage biscuit--FEEDING HIS SHEEP! YES!
Preacherman is the man! A true man of the (trench coat) cloth.

I went to his preaching service and, ever since, I have been smitten by his true calling.

I don't feel good just now for some reason.
It's like
It's like I have been mesmerized.
LOL
Couldn't be.

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#150 Feb 22, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>I have come to believe, blindly, that the preacherman is 'gifted'.
And, those were gifts from a very thankful fellow follower.
A person who KNOWS you can see devils in folks.
That stack of singles is just for passing out to drivers-by for sausage biscuit--FEEDING HIS SHEEP! YES!
Preacherman is the man! A true man of the (trench coat) cloth.
I went to his preaching service and, ever since, I have been smitten by his true calling.
I don't feel good just now for some reason.
It's like
It's like I have been mesmerized.
LOL
Couldn't be.
Oh, puhleeze don't tell me you looked when he opened his trench coat? Never mind, you looked, that's why you don't feel good. Ugh! You're under his spell now.

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#151 Feb 22, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>13!
What? He's got a coven of 13? Like in 13 nuns? Were they wearing Victoria Secret Wear or Prada?

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#152 Feb 22, 2013
Earth Child 1 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, puhleeze don't tell me you looked when he opened his trench coat? Never mind, you looked, that's why you don't feel good. Ugh! You're under his spell now.
I don't know; I just don't know if I looked or not.

Wait a sec.
Are YOU the pretend alien who has been seeing my husband?
Have you SEEN MY husband?

I'm just going to play "Splish Splash, I Was Taking a Bath".
It ALWAYS soothes the soul.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#153 Feb 22, 2013
Earth Child 1 wrote:
<quoted text>What? He's got a coven of 13? Like in 13 nuns? Were they wearing Victoria Secret Wear or Prada?
Well, there are 13 missing husbands.
The number does seem ODD.

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#154 Feb 22, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>I don't know; I just don't know if I looked or not.
Wait a sec.
Are YOU the pretend alien who has been seeing my husband?
Have you SEEN MY husband?
I'm just going to play "Splish Splash, I Was Taking a Bath".
It ALWAYS soothes the soul.
Wait! You're his wife? He told me he's solo. I don't think we're talking about the same man.

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#155 Feb 22, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>Well, there are 13 missing husbands.
The number does seem ODD.
Well, I know there were husbands that were getting some kind of gig together. They mentioned impersonating and Vegas.......... but I couldn't hear the rest of the conversation because the secretary walked in and I had to go.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#156 Feb 22, 2013
Earth Child 1 wrote:
<quoted text>Wait! You're his wife? He told me he's solo. I don't think we're talking about the same man.
Hmmmm

This is getting so complicated.

I wonder if there is a good PI around that I could hire to find my husband.

But, he said he would never lie to me.
~sob~
I just don't know what to do.
Think I will have a root beer float.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#157 Feb 22, 2013
Earth Child 1 wrote:
<quoted text>Well, I know there were husbands that were getting some kind of gig together. They mentioned impersonating and Vegas.......... but I couldn't hear the rest of the conversation because the secretary walked in and I had to go.
WHAT?

Did you pay the ransom to the Chocolate Shop lady?

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#158 Feb 22, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>WHAT?
Did you pay the ransom to the Chocolate Shop lady?
I didn't know if it was her? So, I didn't pay.

“so tell me......”

Since: Aug 08

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#159 Feb 23, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>WHAT?
Did you pay the ransom to the Chocolate Shop lady?
No, and I'm very annoyed. Someone is going to pay..........

“so tell me......”

Since: Aug 08

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#160 Feb 23, 2013
Earth Child 1 wrote:
<quoted text>I didn't know if it was her? So, I didn't pay.
Ha! You thought I wouldn't notice that you were trying to pay me with counterfeit notes but I'm on to you. Beware the lash of my whip.
FSM

Fawkner, Australia

#161 Feb 23, 2013
angelinaUK wrote:
Do my eyes deceive me or is that really you FSM?
I knew you'd never be able to stay away from us for too long.
I'm sure you'd make a great town drunk so you have my vote.
Yeah, the town drunk is back, albeit just for a brief stopover. I'll be sure to keep practicing for the role and send the bills to Jay.

Nice to see you again. I do miss a lot of people here and stop by every fortnight or so to check things out.

I'm enjoying respectful dialogue on other types of forums at the moment,(apparently I can still be respectful when required, lol) but I miss the argy-bargy of topix. Still, it didn't feel right being continually offensive around the (mostly) nice ladies here. If we could make a mens only religious discussion forum, I'd probably be up for it. On second thoughts, just stick Wayne and myself in a soundproof room and we'll try to offend each other til one of us breaks.

As things are, I'm feeling more comfortable swapping rants about believers with fellow heathens than airing my dirty laundry here. I just think there is too much disconnect between those of faith and those without to have any meaningful dialogue. Facts are up for debate, but not beliefs, and too many people can't tell the difference between them (on both sides, and I'm guilty there too).

Personally, I usually prefer believers of all persuasions when they aren't talking faith with me and I'm sure the feeling is mutual. So I'm trying as best I can to keep the peace. Pray for me that God continues to keep me away from this forum. It's better for my sanity, and probably better for Preacherdude and Wayne too. lol.
FSM

Fawkner, Australia

#162 Feb 23, 2013
Jazybird58 wrote:
My dear Brothers and Sisters, I am leaving for the rest of the day. Jesus has called upon me to witness to the working girls at Whitey's bar and strip club. It seems the young ladies are topless, and its my duty to stop the other men from seeing thier nakedness. I must bring them into flock. Praise Jesus. With a little luck I should be done around 9pm, if my stamina holds up.
( has anyone seen my stack of ones?)
Almost forgot, in my time off topix, I've become a pastor. I'm not sh1tting you. I have a flock at my workplace who now call me Pastor. My church is the church of Holy Wine and we spend a lot of time partaking of communion, often in the form of pizza and wine. But I'm looking to reach out, so I'd be happy to support your ministry. Let me raid the collection plate and bring a stack of ones to support you in this worthwhile cause. Just remember that everything God made is good, young ladies included. Amen.

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