“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#61 Feb 20, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
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Preacherman is crazy and off his rocker...but my dear dear Nettiebelle. I'm afraid Allen is the one who has occupied your husbands time with gambling.
And I THINK I heard the town bitch was there, too...but I could be wrong...
oh dear.
Now, I think I would have preferred the alien.
Well, there's only one thing to do.

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#62 Feb 20, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
Oh, no. The town preacher man figured out 15th's alibi. He'll kill me for that. It IS Allen..there is NO alien...and now nettiebelle is going to kill him, too.
Allen just needed a 4th for poker for about 3 weeks...nothing more.
That Preacher man is a skirt chasin', gamblin' and weed smokin' bible man. He told me, "Smokin' weed gives me spiritual enheightenment".

Since: Sep 08

Anderson, IN

#64 Feb 20, 2013
Earth Child 1 wrote:
<quoted text>That Preacher man is a skirt chasin', gamblin' and weed smokin' bible man. He told me, "Smokin' weed gives me spiritual enheightenment".
He did not....well, I never. Could that be why 15th hangs with him and Allen?

Since: Sep 08

Anderson, IN

#65 Feb 20, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>oh dear.
Now, I think I would have preferred the alien.
Well, there's only one thing to do.
LOL!!!

Now, all it was was for gambling partner..they needed four for poker...but you check with the town bitch..she knows more

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#66 Feb 20, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
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He did not....well, I never. Could that be why 15th hangs with him and Allen?
He's going to try and get nominated for pope. I can only imagine the changes he'll make.....LOL Probably make pot a sacrament, let the priests get married, Vitoria's Secret redesign those ugly nun habits, baptize aliens, change Fish Friday to beer and wine Friday, Super Bowl an observed holy day, etc.......... Oh, Allen's his bookie.......Oops......I wasn't suppose to mention that.

Since: Sep 08

Anderson, IN

#67 Feb 20, 2013
Earth Child 1 wrote:
<quoted text>He's going to try and get nominated for pope. I can only imagine the changes he'll make.....LOL Probably make pot a sacrament, let the priests get married, Vitoria's Secret redesign those ugly nun habits, baptize aliens, change Fish Friday to beer and wine Friday, Super Bowl an observed holy day, etc.......... Oh, Allen's his bookie.......Oops......I wasn't suppose to mention that.
OMG....no way..REAlly? Pope? But he's not even catholic> Is god talking to him again?

Bookie? Allen? Oh, no, that'll break Nettie's heart as she thinks he's just getting 15th to gamble....oh, no this is bad..this is really bad..Victoria secrets..say, does he have any plans for the priests?

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#68 Feb 20, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
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OMG....no way..REAlly? Pope? But he's not even catholic> Is god talking to him again?
Bookie? Allen? Oh, no, that'll break Nettie's heart as she thinks he's just getting 15th to gamble....oh, no this is bad..this is really bad..Victoria secrets..say, does he have any plans for the priests?
The plot keeps thickening. They got some business going on in Vegas and Rome.

They want to keep Italian designers for the priests so they got Dolce and Gabbana. Oh, the older nuns got Prada.

“ ILKS r kewl ”

Since: Apr 09

Conch republic

#69 Feb 20, 2013
Nettie,
I have some bad news for ya.

Allen is NOT an alien. Allen is 'HER'!

His is with ALLEN.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#70 Feb 20, 2013
Troth for Leogere wrote:
Nettie,
I have some bad news for ya.
Allen is NOT an alien. Allen is 'HER'!
His is with ALLEN.
Oh no.
I knew it.
I knew it.
It's that women, wine and song thing.
How can I fight that?
I spent hours in the meditation/broom closet and
now I know what I have to do.

Shave my head and donate my long hair
to the hair people.

In the morning,
in mourning,
in the morning.
Sola Scriptura

Fayetteville, WV

#71 Feb 20, 2013
So we see what the trolls and God haters want to do with the Christian forum. They want to trivialize it and make NO MENTION of Jesus Christ, exactly what they want in the real world outside of Topix. They desparately want to run the believers off and shut down ANYTHING to do with God. Well, they won't get their way as long as true Biblical Chriatians are around.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#72 Feb 20, 2013
Sola Scriptura wrote:
So we see what the trolls and God haters want to do with the Christian forum. They want to trivialize it and make NO MENTION of Jesus Christ, exactly what they want in the real world outside of Topix. They desparately want to run the believers off and shut down ANYTHING to do with God. Well, they won't get their way as long as true Biblical Chriatians are around.
OMG

There IS an alien!

Well, this changes everything.

And, this alien seems troubled beyond repair.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Sola Scriptura

Fayetteville, WV

#73 Feb 20, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>OMG
There IS an alien!
Well, this changes everything.
And, this alien seems troubled beyond repair.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Jesus Christ is the ONLY Way to Salvation and eternal life. Eternal life is a gift from God through Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ ONLY. There is NOT many paths to God. God does NOT accept ANYONE due to their good deeds or their unconscious acts of goodness. That is a Nettieism that is a LIE.

Nettie and Cookie crumbs and the Pig Troughs of the world read this and arrogantly laugh and mock. They do so at their own peril and are not even smart enough to know it.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#74 Feb 20, 2013
Sola Scriptura wrote:
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Jesus Christ is the ONLY Way to Salvation and eternal life. Eternal life is a gift from God through Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ ONLY. There is NOT many paths to God. God does NOT accept ANYONE due to their good deeds or their unconscious acts of goodness. That is a Nettieism that is a LIE.
Nettie and Cookie crumbs and the Pig Troughs of the world read this and arrogantly laugh and mock. They do so at their own peril and are not even smart enough to know it.
Is this an audition for the preacher role?

I don't do the hiring here, hon.
Sola Scriptura

Fayetteville, WV

#75 Feb 21, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>Is this an audition for the preacher role?
I don't do the hiring here, hon.
Here ya go folks. This is what the God haters of Topix wants. They want to mock and ridicule the Christian forum and bring it down to their level. They can't debate REAL Christian issues so they try to do away with it altogether.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#76 Feb 21, 2013
Sola Scriptura wrote:
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Here ya go folks. This is what the God haters of Topix wants. They want to mock and ridicule the Christian forum and bring it down to their level. They can't debate REAL Christian issues so they try to do away with it altogether.
We already debated you on those topics, Wayne.
That is not what this thread is about.
I am sorry that you are unhappy and thus do not want to see others even just having a little fun and fellowship but be unhappy like you.

Since: Sep 08

Anderson, IN

#77 Feb 21, 2013
Sola Scriptura wrote:
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Jesus Christ is the ONLY Way to Salvation and eternal life. Eternal life is a gift from God through Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ ONLY. There is NOT many paths to God. God does NOT accept ANYONE due to their good deeds or their unconscious acts of goodness. That is a Nettieism that is a LIE.
Nettie and Cookie crumbs and the Pig Troughs of the world read this and arrogantly laugh and mock. They do so at their own peril and are not even smart enough to know it.
I'm sorry but the part of the preacher man has already been taken.
However, if you'd like to play Allen, you can.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#78 Feb 21, 2013
Sola Scriptura wrote:
<quoted text>
Here ya go folks. This is what the God haters of Topix wants. They want to mock and ridicule the Christian forum and bring it down to their level. They can't debate REAL Christian issues so they try to do away with it altogether.
Klaatu barada nikto.

“so tell me......”

Since: Aug 08

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#79 Feb 21, 2013
Can I please be the lady that runs the chocolate shop?

“ ILKS r kewl ”

Since: Apr 09

Conch republic

#80 Feb 21, 2013
Sola Scriptura wrote:
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Here ya go folks. This is what the God haters of Topix wants. They want to mock and ridicule the Christian forum and bring it down to their level. They can't debate REAL Christian issues so they try to do away with it altogether.
Shut it, ya diaper wearing fat fake man. No one wants to hear you. NO one, not even that "real man" wantin woman!

“ ILKS r kewl ”

Since: Apr 09

Conch republic

#81 Feb 21, 2013
angelinaUK wrote:
Can I please be the lady that runs the chocolate shop?
Yes! as long as you have a british accent!

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