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#310 Feb 25, 2013
LOL!!!! Sorry...advertisements are generally serious things and I'm sure the rapture pack and "Mark" repellant ointment work.

So, here we are, Nettie's husband on another planet and Nettie being held by the FBI for a BUNCH of crimes...

Oh, where is the town bitch? Where is the trenchcoat preacherman? WHO will help Nettie? WHO will help 15th?

“ ILKS r kewl ”

Since: Apr 09

Conch republic

#312 Feb 25, 2013
Troth for Leogere wrote:
<quoted text>The town bitch is on her thorozine at the moment.. she'll come down off it shortly.
correction.. we will have to recast the TB. she was taken by the men in white coats.. shes gone.

any suggestions?

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#313 Feb 25, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>I think it is a plot to keep my husband away somewhere without contact with me.
I think I will go order some Chocolate covered Brazil Nuts from the Chocolate shop and try to forget it all.
Wait a sec.
You said 'that we aren't aware of'?
What does that mean?
It's the FBI. How could they know? They're strictly domestic.

I'll tell you what, I'll contact the GIA, the Galactic Intelligence Agency, and see if they can get a writ of habeus corpus. That should get you out of jail quick.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#314 Feb 25, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
<quoted text>
It's the FBI. How could they know? They're strictly domestic.
I'll tell you what, I'll contact the GIA, the Galactic Intelligence Agency, and see if they can get a writ of habeus corpus. That should get you out of jail quick.
Oh, thank goodness, dear.
When are you coming home?

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#315 Feb 25, 2013
Troth for Leogere wrote:
<quoted text>correction.. we will have to recast the TB. she was taken by the men in white coats.. shes gone.
any suggestions?
Hey, I just got back from work and you guys already got me on Thorazine? What did I miss? Oh no..........it's an alien conspiracy.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#316 Feb 25, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, thank goodness, dear.
When are you coming home?
They've probed everything there is to be probed so I should be home soon.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#317 Feb 25, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
<quoted text>
They've probed everything there is to be probed so I should be home soon.
No more hanging around with that Allen or Preacherdude gambling, and 'wine, women, and song'?

You promise no alien thingies are coming with you?
We don't have a guest room.

Jazybird58

“Reality bites”

Since: Dec 11

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#318 Feb 25, 2013
What a long day. I received a call early this morning to help out at the Lebanon School for Wayward Girls. My oh my what a unruly bunch. The girls had taken over a dorm room and where having a terrible pillow fight. Well I got right in there and mixed it up with them. It was touch and go for a long time but Jesus gave me the strenght to put them she devils down. I am sure it will be on the news at 10.

“ ILKS r kewl ”

Since: Apr 09

Conch republic

#319 Feb 25, 2013
Jazybird58 wrote:
What a long day. I received a call early this morning to help out at the Lebanon School for Wayward Girls. My oh my what a unruly bunch. The girls had taken over a dorm room and where having a terrible pillow fight. Well I got right in there and mixed it up with them. It was touch and go for a long time but Jesus gave me the strenght to put them she devils down. I am sure it will be on the news at 10.
native was arrested.. i saw it in the news at 10! good job Jay!

Jazybird58

“Reality bites”

Since: Dec 11

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#320 Feb 25, 2013
Troth for Leogere wrote:
<quoted text>native was arrested.. i saw it in the news at 10! good job Jay!
Ty, Ty very much. Now if we can just get the carpet clean.

Jazybird58

“Reality bites”

Since: Dec 11

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#321 Feb 25, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>No more hanging around with that Allen or Preacherdude gambling, and 'wine, women, and song'?
You promise no alien thingies are coming with you?
We don't have a guest room.
Whoa there Sister, I'm a man of the cloth. PS your donation is non refundable.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#322 Feb 25, 2013
Well, I still am having trouble with this alien abduction story.
I have to have proof!

I cannot believe my husband was on some distant planet and they had air and water and food and all just like we do here on earth.

Pastordude, we need an exorcism!
That's the answer!

Do we need any special equipment/supplies for that?

Jazybird58

“Reality bites”

Since: Dec 11

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#323 Feb 26, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
Well, I still am having trouble with this alien abduction story.
I have to have proof!
I cannot believe my husband was on some distant planet and they had air and water and food and all just like we do here on earth.
Pastordude, we need an exorcism!
That's the answer!
Do we need any special equipment/supplies for that?
Lets see
1 Holy bible
1 5 gallon bucket of water
1 set of leather restraints
2 quarts of Captain Morgan black rim
1 quart of gin ( no cheap stuff)
1 quart brandy ( no cheap stuff)
1 pint stuffed olives
11 cases of beer, imported or Sam Adams

Since: Sep 08

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#324 Feb 26, 2013
Jazybird58 wrote:
<quoted text>
Lets see
1 Holy bible
1 5 gallon bucket of water
1 set of leather restraints
2 quarts of Captain Morgan black rim
1 quart of gin ( no cheap stuff)
1 quart brandy ( no cheap stuff)
1 pint stuffed olives
11 cases of beer, imported or Sam Adams
LOL!!!

That's a LOT of supplies, trenchcoat preacherman.

Jazybird58

“Reality bites”

Since: Dec 11

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#325 Feb 26, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL!!!
That's a LOT of supplies, trenchcoat preacherman.
The last 5 are for my bar, running low on some things

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#326 Feb 26, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
Well, I still am having trouble with this alien abduction story.
I have to have proof!
I cannot believe my husband was on some distant planet and they had air and water and food and all just like we do here on earth.
Pastordude, we need an exorcism!
That's the answer!
Do we need any special equipment/supplies for that?
And thus there shall be the reckoning of the time of one planet above another, until thou come nigh unto Kolob, which Kolob is after the reckoning of the Lord’s time; which Kolob is set nigh unto the throne of God, to govern all those planets which belong to the same border as that upon which thou standest.
-- http://www.lds.org/scriptures/pgp/abr/3.9...

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#327 Feb 26, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
<quoted text>
And thus there shall be the reckoning of the time of one planet above another, until thou come nigh unto Kolob, which Kolob is after the reckoning of the Lord’s time; which Kolob is set nigh unto the throne of God, to govern all those planets which belong to the same border as that upon which thou standest.
-- http://www.lds.org/scriptures/pgp/abr/3.9...
YIKES>>>>>an invasion.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#328 Feb 26, 2013
President Joseph Fielding Smith wrote:“The Lord made known to him the following facts: That Kolob is the first creation, and is nearest to the celestial, or the residence of God. It is the first in government, the last pertaining to the measurement of time. This measurement is according to celestial time. One day in Kolob is equal to a thousand years according to the measurement of this earth, which by the Egyptians was called Jah-oh-eh. Oliblish, so called by the Egyptians, stands next to Kolob in the grand governing creation near the celestial, or place where God resides. This great star is also a governing star and is equal to Kolob in its revolutions and in its measuring of time. Other grand governing stars were also revealed to Abraham”
-- ibid

It is little wonder they call Mormons the most gullible white people in America.

Since: Sep 08

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#329 Feb 26, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
President Joseph Fielding Smith wrote:“The Lord made known to him the following facts: That Kolob is the first creation, and is nearest to the celestial, or the residence of God. It is the first in government, the last pertaining to the measurement of time. This measurement is according to celestial time. One day in Kolob is equal to a thousand years according to the measurement of this earth, which by the Egyptians was called Jah-oh-eh. Oliblish, so called by the Egyptians, stands next to Kolob in the grand governing creation near the celestial, or place where God resides. This great star is also a governing star and is equal to Kolob in its revolutions and in its measuring of time. Other grand governing stars were also revealed to Abraham”
-- ibid
It is little wonder they call Mormons the most gullible white people in America.
LOL!!!!

Yeah, that's right up there with the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny.

LOL!!!

Jazybird58

“Reality bites”

Since: Dec 11

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#330 Feb 26, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
President Joseph Fielding Smith wrote:“The Lord made known to him the following facts: That Kolob is the first creation, and is nearest to the celestial, or the residence of God. It is the first in government, the last pertaining to the measurement of time. This measurement is according to celestial time. One day in Kolob is equal to a thousand years according to the measurement of this earth, which by the Egyptians was called Jah-oh-eh. Oliblish, so called by the Egyptians, stands next to Kolob in the grand governing creation near the celestial, or place where God resides. This great star is also a governing star and is equal to Kolob in its revolutions and in its measuring of time. Other grand governing stars were also revealed to Abraham”
-- ibid
It is little wonder they call Mormons the most gullible white people in America.
Yes so very true. One then might ponder the OT, and NT. Talking snakes, burning bushes that talk, a donkey that talks, the whole virgin birth thingy, and then talking lumber. Ooops, almost forgot the big boat and flood thingy.

Not to be picky but it all sounds a bit wacky to me.

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