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Since: Sep 08

Anderson, IN

#1 Feb 19, 2013
THE SUN SETS ON US, TOO.

We need people to volunteer for the main roles and then we need others to add additional characters, like Sheriff, town mayor, town slut, town drunk to make the show really pop.

So, the Main Characters are

The handsome guy. Is the main character who is in love with:

The beautiful girl. Who is always in some type of major trouble and never able to hook up with the handsome guy.

Then we need the

Wise old man

Wiser old woman.

and everyone else pick a character and we begin. Probably need to announce your character before you post.

Oh, the plot is that the handsome guy has just returned from an abduction to an alien planet. The beautiful girl believes he is secretly seeing his girlfriend from the past.

Got it?

Cool. Let's have some fun tonight and forget about the trolls.

Since: Sep 08

Anderson, IN

#2 Feb 19, 2013
Okay...well, let me bump this up and start it.

I'll be the town secretary who takes minutes at the PTA meeting.

Oh, did you hear the beautiful woman (to be named later) has NO idea where the handsome man (to be named later) has been for these past four weeks? She thinks he's been with his ex,(to be named later(, but he insists he's been abducted and living with aliens who used him as a guinea pig in a maze. He said it was AWFUL...

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#3 Feb 19, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
Okay...well, let me bump this up and start it.
I'll be the town secretary who takes minutes at the PTA meeting.
Oh, did you hear the beautiful woman (to be named later) has NO idea where the handsome man (to be named later) has been for these past four weeks? She thinks he's been with his ex,(to be named later(, but he insists he's been abducted and living with aliens who used him as a guinea pig in a maze. He said it was AWFUL...
Wait! You don't have the town b!tch, but I know somebody who can fill that role and many will be jealous too.......Tehehehe........the fundies. Me! Whatcha think?

Since: Sep 08

Anderson, IN

#4 Feb 19, 2013
Earth Child 1 wrote:
<quoted text>Wait! You don't have the town b!tch, but I know somebody who can fill that role and many will be jealous too.......Tehehehe........the fundies. Me! Whatcha think?
LOL!!!

You're not bitchy enough, but you can give it a try.

Secretary:

Oh, no, here's the town bitch. When SHE finds out the handsome guy was abducted I can just imagine what she'll tell the beautiful woman.

“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#5 Feb 19, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL!!!
You're not bitchy enough, but you can give it a try.
Secretary:
Oh, no, here's the town bitch. When SHE finds out the handsome guy was abducted I can just imagine what she'll tell the beautiful woman.
Oh great! I have to compete with an alien for the handsome man, but of course an alien ain't got what I have..........Tehehehehe...... .{{{wiggle, wiggle}}}}. Off for my Botox appt. and then to the salon..........oh, Frederick's of Hollywood too. Betcha that alien never shopped at Frederick's of Hollywood!!! I'll also have to find out who this beautiful woman is.......oh, wait, it might be me. Off I go........

Since: Sep 08

Anderson, IN

#6 Feb 20, 2013
Secretary

Oh, no the challenge has come. Where IS that Beautiful woman to take a new approach to her man. The town bitch is closing in with her wiley charms and there seems to be nothing to stop her advances on the handsome guy.

Quick. I must open up the Office documents and create an Excel chart plotting out the town bitch's every move.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#7 Feb 20, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
Secretary
Oh, no the challenge has come. Where IS that Beautiful woman to take a new approach to her man. The town bitch is closing in with her wiley charms and there seems to be nothing to stop her advances on the handsome guy.
Quick. I must open up the Office documents and create an Excel chart plotting out the town bitch's every move.
I'll be the handsome man and Nettiebelle can be the beautiful woman.

Will Romans do a cameo appearance as Almighty God? I'm betting he will.

Since: Sep 08

Anderson, IN

#8 Feb 20, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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I'll be the handsome man and Nettiebelle can be the beautiful woman.
Will Romans do a cameo appearance as Almighty God? I'm betting he will.
LOL!!!

LOVE your choices. And I hoped Nettiebelle would be the beautiful woman and you the handsome guy. RR could certainly play a convincing Almighty God. LOL!!!

Okay, so you get the jist? YOU were captured by aliens and gone for weeks but the beautiful woman thinks you were having an affair. The town bitch, played by the beautiful Earthchild1 is after you and our beautiful woman is no where to be found.

Secretary:

Alas, the handsome guy has arrived, but is he in his right mind? Is he capable of thwarting off the town bitch?

“Reality bites”

Since: Dec 11

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#9 Feb 20, 2013
What no pervert in a trench coat?

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#10 Feb 20, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL!!!
LOVE your choices. And I hoped Nettiebelle would be the beautiful woman and you the handsome guy. RR could certainly play a convincing Almighty God. LOL!!!
Okay, so you get the jist? YOU were captured by aliens and gone for weeks but the beautiful woman thinks you were having an affair. The town bitch, played by the beautiful Earthchild1 is after you and our beautiful woman is no where to be found.
Secretary:
Alas, the handsome guy has arrived, but is he in his right mind? Is he capable of thwarting off the town bitch?
Yeah, I get the gist alright. I was curious to know which old girlfriend, there are so many, but apparently that request did not get posted.

?

Since: Sep 08

Anderson, IN

#11 Feb 20, 2013
Jazybird58 wrote:
What no pervert in a trench coat?
LOL!!!

There is if you want it>

Since: Sep 08

Anderson, IN

#12 Feb 20, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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Yeah, I get the gist alright. I was curious to know which old girlfriend, there are so many, but apparently that request did not get posted.
?
We DO need an old girlfriend..who, in addition to the town bitch, could be rivals along with the beautiful woman for your attention.

HHHmmmm...what about IAS or Seriously?

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#13 Feb 20, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL!!!
LOVE your choices. And I hoped Nettiebelle would be the beautiful woman and you the handsome guy. RR could certainly play a convincing Almighty God. LOL!!!
Okay, so you get the jist? YOU were captured by aliens and gone for weeks but the beautiful woman thinks you were having an affair. The town bitch, played by the beautiful Earthchild1 is after you and our beautiful woman is no where to be found.
Secretary:
Alas, the handsome guy has arrived, but is he in his right mind? Is he capable of thwarting off the town bitch?
The beautiful and charming Nettiebelle has nothing to worry about.
I have long since kissed the pagan women goodbye.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#14 Feb 20, 2013
I am at my wits end.
I had a major car malfunction, had to call a two truck, a cop came along to make sure my car was towed from the middle of the intersection and I ended up yelling at the tow truck driver and got arrested.
I cannot get in touch with my husband, as usual.
I need someone to come bail me out.
I think he is seeing HER again.

“Reality bites”

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#15 Feb 20, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL!!!
There is if you want it>
I will Pm Troth. Me I am going for the nut job Fundie

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#16 Feb 20, 2013
And, after I made him fresh, homemade tamales every day.
~sobbing~
SHE didn't.
NativenotfromPA

Jersey City, NJ

#17 Feb 20, 2013
Godsmacked can be the town bitch and soon as we have him neutered, Native can be the understudy

“Reality bites”

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#18 Feb 20, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
I am at my wits end.
I had a major car malfunction, had to call a two truck, a cop came along to make sure my car was towed from the middle of the intersection and I ended up yelling at the tow truck driver and got arrested.
I cannot get in touch with my husband, as usual.
I need someone to come bail me out.
I think he is seeing HER again.
You would not have these problems if you where Right With Jesus. Turn to him or burn baby burn. Praise Him and Pass the Ammo

“Reality bites”

Since: Dec 11

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#19 Feb 20, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
<quoted text>
The beautiful and charming Nettiebelle has nothing to worry about.
I have long since kissed the pagan women goodbye.
The things we have to give up for Lent.

“Reality bites”

Since: Dec 11

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#20 Feb 20, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
And, after I made him fresh, homemade tamales every day.
~sobbing~
SHE didn't.
Again its your fault, real men don't eat tamales ! Steak and Jesus are all he needs, and a beer now and then.

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