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“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#125 Oct 22, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
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Do you know who never failed me? I'll give you some hints: He left all the glory of Heaven, was born of a virgin, lived a perfect and sinless life, offered up His perfect and sinless life for MY sin, died a gruesome death on the cross for MY sin, was buried in a sealed tomb, rose from the dead, and ascended to the Father.
Christian: But sometimes I only see one set of footprints in the sand.
Jesus: My child, that is when I carried you.
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Yes Noah's flood really happened.
The Words of Jesus (God come in the flesh):
Matthew 24:37-39
37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
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15th, let me link you over to Brother Ken Ham on this subject. He'll do a better job than me trying to explain it.
http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/nab/...
Brother Ken Ham doesn't explain squat. All he does is quote the Bible.

You don't explain squat. All you do is quote the Bible.

By now you are probably aware I have a standing challenge to any and all fundies to defend any articles in AnswersInGibberish and demonstrate that it is anything but gibberish.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#126 Oct 22, 2013
WakeUp wrote:
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I guess it all comes down to how the original text is translated (or who is doing the translation).
"In the original Hebrew Bible, unlike English translations, the Genesis flood account is ambiguous about whether the flood was universal. It states that "the land was covered" and "life died." But nowhere in the Hebrew is it explicitly stated that the flood covered the whole Earth, nor that all life died in the flood. However, proponents of the global flood argue that phrases such as "Under the Whole Heaven," "all flesh," and "Only Noah and those on the ark remained" give strong indication for the universality of the flood.[1]"
http://creationwiki.org/Local_flood
God bless.
I'll not debate the Hebrew texts. The discussion is with a King James Onliest so everything but the King James Version of 1611 is relevant to the discussion.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#127 Oct 22, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
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Do you know who never failed me? I'll give you some hints: He left all the glory of Heaven, was born of a virgin, lived a perfect and sinless life, offered up His perfect and sinless life for MY sin, died a gruesome death on the cross for MY sin, was buried in a sealed tomb, rose from the dead, and ascended to the Father.
Christian: But sometimes I only see one set of footprints in the sand.
Jesus: My child, that is when I carried you.
==========
Yes Noah's flood really happened.
The Words of Jesus (God come in the flesh):
Matthew 24:37-39
37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
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15th, let me link you over to Brother Ken Ham on this subject. He'll do a better job than me trying to explain it.
http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/nab/...
Jesus does not say anything about the story being a historical event, he merely refers to the story as an example.
In this instance, His Second Coming.

Since: Nov 10

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#128 Oct 22, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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Brother Ken Ham doesn't explain squat. All he does is quote the Bible.
You don't explain squat. All you do is quote the Bible.
By now you are probably aware I have a standing challenge to any and all fundies to defend any articles in AnswersInGibberish and demonstrate that it is anything but gibberish.
Whats wrong Lam0? WHy you upset? You lose your choir boy position or something?

WakeUp

Tinley Park, IL

#129 Oct 23, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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I'll not debate the Hebrew texts. The discussion is with a King James Onliest so everything but the King James Version of 1611 is relevant to the discussion.
That's OK ... it not something worth arguing about.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#130 Oct 27, 2013
Gary Coaldigger wrote:
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Well,if it isn't ole' hellfire and brimstone himself to come back here on topix to judge and condemn us all to Hell in his usual own special hateful,fear mongering way.
Oh,I know,you are probably going to come back on me calling me a Bible/God hater again and then damn me to Hell once more,are you?
You don't need my help to condemn yourself to Hell O Bible hater. You're doing the job.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#131 Oct 27, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
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Yeah. What don't you get?
There are THOUSANDS! Which church??????????

“Still Politically Incorrect”

Since: Feb 10

And Damn Proud Of It Too

#132 Oct 27, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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You don't need my help to condemn yourself to Hell O Bible hater. You're doing the job.
Why don't you do us all a favor and go to Hell,since you like talking about it so much,you mindless d*ckhead.

Since: Nov 10

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#134 Oct 27, 2013
Halloweenie Sock wrote:
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This is why Jesus said:
“But as the DAYS (all 600 years) of Noah were, SO SHALL ALSO THE COMING OF THE SON OF MAN (JESUS CHRIST) BE. For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, And knew not until the flood came, and took them ALL away; SO SHALL ALSO THE COMING OF THE SON OF MAN BE”(Matthew 24:37-39).
Do you see? Even Jesus Christ himself authenticated the story of Noah was actually one massive, prophetic picture of his 2nd Coming! And now (as Paul Harvey would say) you know the REST--pun intended!--of the story.
http://www.undeniablebiblicalproof.com/chapte...
http://www.earthage.org/EarthOldorYoung/scien...
References:
Flood Legends
Days or Epochs?
Polystrate Fossils
La Brea's Tar Pits
More Flood Evidence
Psalm 104 & the Flood
The Florida Everglades
Evidence from Scripture
Evidence from Cyclothems
Questions about Noah's Flood
More Evidence from Scripture
Evidence for a Worldwide Flood
Sea sloths and out of order Fossils
Tectonic Wedge Resonance Theory
>^o^<
*WEDGIE*

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

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#136 Oct 27, 2013
Halloweenie Sock wrote:
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This is why Jesus said:
“But as the DAYS (all 600 years) of Noah were, SO SHALL ALSO THE COMING OF THE SON OF MAN (JESUS CHRIST) BE. For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, And knew not until the flood came, and took them ALL away; SO SHALL ALSO THE COMING OF THE SON OF MAN BE”(Matthew 24:37-39).
Do you see? Even Jesus Christ himself authenticated the story of Noah was actually one massive, prophetic picture of his 2nd Coming! And now (as Paul Harvey would say) you know the REST--pun intended!--of the story.
http://www.undeniablebiblicalproof.com/chapte...
http://www.earthage.org/EarthOldorYoung/scien...
References:
Flood Legends
Days or Epochs?
Polystrate Fossils
La Brea's Tar Pits
More Flood Evidence
Psalm 104 & the Flood
The Florida Everglades
Evidence from Scripture
Evidence from Cyclothems
Questions about Noah's Flood
More Evidence from Scripture
Evidence for a Worldwide Flood
Sea sloths and out of order Fossils
Tectonic Wedge Resonance Theory
>^o^<
I have never denied that the Flood story is based on a real event.
What the 'world' meant during those times is not what the 'world' means today.

The Catholic Church has no official teaching either way about the Flood story, but a teaching based ON this story, which is really the importance OF the story.

And, btw, Jesus, in His Second Coming, is bringing the Kingdom of Heaven with Him to Earth.
Not something to be feared, but to actually look forward to.

The most Jesus ever asked of us was to be ready.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#137 Oct 27, 2013
Gary Coaldigger wrote:
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Why don't you do us all a favor and go to Hell,since you like talking about it so much,you mindless d*ckhead.
Hell is not for Bible believers. It's for Bible haters like you.

“Still Politically Incorrect”

Since: Feb 10

And Damn Proud Of It Too

#138 Oct 27, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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Hell is not for Bible believers. It's for Bible haters like you.
But Hell is definitely for you. Its for hate mongers like you.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#139 Oct 27, 2013
Gary Coaldigger wrote:
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But Hell is definitely for you. Its for hate mongers like you.
And you're still a Biblical IGNORAMUS!

Can you count? 100 to your ZILCH.

“Still Politically Incorrect”

Since: Feb 10

And Damn Proud Of It Too

#140 Oct 27, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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And you're still a Biblical IGNORAMUS!
Can you count? 100 to your ZILCH.
...and you're still a d*ckhead who doesn't have a clue as to what a Christian is.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#141 Oct 27, 2013
Gary Coaldigger wrote:
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...and you're still a d*ckhead who doesn't have a clue as to what a Christian is.
PU!

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#143 Oct 27, 2013
The Devil tried to make me late for church this morning, but EVERY single light was green or turned to green as I approached it the whole way there. Arrived perfect timing, even a bit earlier than normal.

Psalm 122:1- I was glad when they said unto me, Let us go into the house of the Lord.

Hebrews 10:25- Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#145 Oct 30, 2013
FREAKS wrote:
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"Punisher,...different sects..Catholic Church.".
Perhaps you'd do well to work on YOUR own sect, Jehova's Witness.
Have a nice day, JW.
LOL, I'm NO Jehovah Witness cult member. I'm just an old fashioned Bible Believer. No one with even a shred of understanding about Christianity would accuse me of being a JW.

“Still Politically Incorrect”

Since: Feb 10

And Damn Proud Of It Too

#147 Oct 30, 2013
FREAKS wrote:
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"No one with even a shred of understanding about Christianity...".
Typical response...assume. When you ASSUme, it makes an ass out of you...not me.
I was as crazy as you, when I was part of ChristINSANITY.
Have a nice day, Mormon.
Oh,so he is a Mormon?
Well now,that really explains a lot.
He's not a Christian afterall,he's a Smithy who follows dopey Joe.

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#148 Oct 31, 2013
No, I'm obviously not a Mormon either. I'm just an Old Fashioned Bible Believing Christian, anyone with any sense of Christian/Biblical knowledge can easily see this.

But Topix Christian-hating trolls love making false accusations against REAL Christians. John 8:44 explains their kind very well.

John 8:44- Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#150 Oct 31, 2013
Halloweenie Sock wrote:
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He's likely Pentecostal or Holiness, being the viper he is.
>^o^<
Wrong again.

Will you check out these helpful flash gospel tracts?

"The Romans' Road to Heaven"
http://www.fellowshiptractleague.org/tract_ht...

"Have You Believed Another Gospel?"
http://www.fellowshiptractleague.org/tract_ht...

"I'll Do It Later"
http://www.fellowshiptractleague.org/tract_ht...

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