“I Walk With Jesus”

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#1 Jul 30, 2014
Our Father Which Art In Heaven
Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen. Matthew 6:9-13

Do you know what this Prayer means?

“Evi Limp”

Since: Mar 14

Impville, Hades

#3 Jul 30, 2014
Armed Dangerous wrote:
Our Father Which Art In Heaven
Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen. Matthew 6:9-13
Do you know what this Prayer means?
Daddy which is the universe. Your kingdom of the toilet doth flush. Thy poo be done on earth matching brown, go get a job and bring home the daily bread. Forgive me for spilling mustard on your tie, I know you owe many debts. I will forgive you the spanking from last night. Lead us not into poverty, but deliver us from retarded school systems. For yours is the royal flush and the power-nap, and the dimply smile. Amen

“Third Eye”

Since: Nov 10

You can't get there from here.

#4 Jul 30, 2014
selatla wrote:
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Daddy which is the universe. Your kingdom of the toilet doth flush. Thy poo be done on earth matching brown, go get a job and bring home the daily bread. Forgive me for spilling mustard on your tie, I know you owe many debts. I will forgive you the spanking from last night. Lead us not into poverty, but deliver us from retarded school systems. For yours is the royal flush and the power-nap, and the dimply smile. Amen
Apparently you weren't delivered from the retarded school.
Barnsweb

Lewis Center, OH

#5 Jul 30, 2014
Armed Dangerous wrote:
Our Father Which Art In Heaven
Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen. Matthew 6:9-13
Do you know what this Prayer means?
If you're interested, I'm writing about Matthew on the link "What does God require?" and have covered that one already. Just some basics, but it's deeper than it appears on the surface.
http://www.onediscipletoanother.org

“theholychristian church.com”

Since: Jun 10

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#7 Jul 31, 2014
Armed Dangerous wrote:
Our Father Which Art In Heaven
Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen. Matthew 6:9-13
Do you know what this Prayer means?
Needs no explanation: when u pray, you forgive those who have done you wrong, as is written and quoted by Christ. We are all in danger of temptation and we all acknowledge that God is master of his kingdom, what he wants happens, and we always shall eat if we pray for food!

The sun shall not smite thee by day, nor the moon by night: this without variation between believers or Christians!

AMEN!

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“Third Eye”

Since: Nov 10

You can't get there from here.

#8 Jul 31, 2014
howstupidareyou wrote:
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your mom is late... I pay her good money... I am deducting some money for tonight's services....
means another schitt sandwich to school for you tomorrow...
Quit talking to the mirror and ask the staff for more meds...

“Evi Limp”

Since: Mar 14

Impville, Hades

#9 Jul 31, 2014
NDanger wrote:
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Apparently you weren't delivered from the retarded school.
shows how much the prayer works, doesn't it

“Evi Limp”

Since: Mar 14

Impville, Hades

#10 Jul 31, 2014
howstupidareyou wrote:
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your mom is late... I pay her good money... I am deducting some money for tonight's services....
means another schitt sandwich to school for you tomorrow...
aw dang it!*pout*

“Third Eye”

Since: Nov 10

You can't get there from here.

#11 Jul 31, 2014
selatla wrote:
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shows how much the prayer works, doesn't it
where in my post does is state anything about "prayer"?
NDangertard

Copenhagen, Denmark

#14 Jul 31, 2014
NDanger wrote:
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where in my post does is state anything about "prayer"?
your posts don't say anything besides the fact you are mentally deficient.

“Third Eye”

Since: Nov 10

You can't get there from here.

#15 Jul 31, 2014
NDanger wrote:
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your posts don't say anything besides the fact you are mentally deficient.
I stated...

and it is still true...your posts do not...
NDangertard

Copenhagen, Denmark

#16 Jul 31, 2014
NDanger wrote:
<and it is still true...my posts do not.>
I stated...
.
honesty is the best policy

“I Walk With Jesus”

Since: Jan 12

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#17 Aug 1, 2014
Matthey 6:9 This Information comes from my study Bible!

This is other called the LORD'S Pray because Jesus gave it to the disciples. It can be a pattern for our prayers. We should praise God, pray for his work in the world, pray for our daily needs, and pray for here in our daily struggles.
The phrase "Our Father in heaven" indicates that God is not only majestic and holy, but also personal and loving. The first line of this model prayer is a statement of praise and a commitment to hallow, or honor, God's holy name. We can honor God's name by being careful to use it respectfully. If we use God's name lightly, we aren't remembering God's holiness.

“Third Eye”

Since: Nov 10

You can't get there from here.

#18 Aug 1, 2014
NDangertard wrote:
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honesty is the best policy
Yes it is. You are indeed a moron at best...and yes, to reiterate, I am being honest...
Nc resident

Atlanta, GA

#19 Aug 1, 2014
NDanger wrote:
<I enjoy taking it up the azz.I am being honest>
, t...
ok, glad to hear that. Does your mom still use her strap on?

“Third Eye”

Since: Nov 10

You can't get there from here.

#20 Aug 1, 2014
Nc resident wrote:
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ok, glad to hear that. Does your mom still use her strap on?
Not sure if your mommy does...please don't tell...
NDanger

Atlanta, GA

#21 Aug 1, 2014
NDanger wrote:
<Let me check the diameter of my sphincter>
..
bless you.

“Third Eye”

Since: Nov 10

You can't get there from here.

#22 Aug 1, 2014
NDanger wrote:
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bless you.
Funny, I'm not from Atlanta...you must be doing a self exam then...

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