Is It Ok To Masterbate?

Is It Ok To Masterbate?

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BORN AGAIN

Moline, IL

#1 Jan 4, 2011
Is it ok to masterbate and think about having sex with my Pastor,as long as I never act on that impulse?

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#2 Jan 4, 2011
BORN AGAIN wrote:
Is it ok to masterbate and think about having sex with my Pastor,as long as I never act on that impulse?
Masturbation is completely natural. So is fantasizing while doing so. As for sex with your pastor, that would depend on your age. Are you above the legal age limit?
BORN AGAIN

Moline, IL

#3 Jan 4, 2011
Im a young man and fantsize about the pastor dipping his sweaty old balls in my mouth.Is this wrong?

“ALONUSAHI ANANAEL”

Since: Oct 09

ST George UT

#4 Jan 4, 2011
I just love it when people spell "masturbate" wrong.

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#5 Jan 4, 2011
BORN AGAIN wrote:
Im a young man and fantsize about the pastor dipping his sweaty old balls in my mouth.Is this wrong?
IMHO there is nothing wrong with fantasizing about something like this as an aid to masturbation (note the correct spelling). AFAIAC it's a case of whatever turns you on :-}

Just out of interest.

How do you know your pastor's balls are sweaty?
How do you know they will fit in your mouth?

“Riff-Raff Radar”

Since: Dec 10

Floaters Sometime Sink

#6 Jan 4, 2011
Yes as long as you're erotic thoughts are of the virgin Mary if your a guy and of Jesus if your a girl.
mike

Vancouver, Canada

#7 Feb 13, 2012
as long as you can have sex with girls you dont need to masturbate. its wrong

“ALONUSAHI ANANAEL”

Since: Oct 09

ST George UT

#9 Feb 14, 2012
uz lnog as oi knack varir aiueo ethu rikas oi odnt diEn ot fududdiEbtatae. dteez nongawongawoo

“theholychristian church.com”

Since: Jun 10

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#10 Feb 15, 2012
BORN AGAIN wrote:
Is it ok to masterbate and think about having sex with my Pastor,as long as I never act on that impulse?
As Jesus did not disapprove of it, it is indeed, okay.
You may, however not fornicate (not even with your eyes), and this includes thinking of somebody you know whilst masturbating, or use images.

Read all about the churches fables here.
http://www.theholychristianchurch.com/masturb...

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“& his wife Roxella”

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#11 Feb 15, 2012
Gramen Ferox wrote:
I just love it when people spell "masturbate" wrong.
It's different once you've mastered it.
Thinking

Dalry, UK

#12 Feb 15, 2012
Not in the christening font, priest...

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#13 Feb 15, 2012
BORN AGAIN wrote:
Is it ok to masterbate and think about having sex with my Pastor,as long as I never act on that impulse?
Here the verse of Jesus on your muse:

MAT 5: 28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

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Priest may maturbate, it's only that their church may forbid them: the law of men!
Punisher

Massapequa, NY

#14 Feb 15, 2012
Cliff09 wrote:
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As Jesus did not disapprove of it, it is indeed, okay.

You may, however not fornicate (not even with your eyes), and this includes thinking of somebody you know whilst masturbating, or use images.
Sort of like pulling out the hose (pun intended!) to water the lawn and not turning on the water...

So Cliff can you jerk-off without fantasy? I think that's some sort of pathology...
Angel

Nantong, China

#17 Feb 15, 2012
I must have missed this Beatitudes when I went to Sunday School as a child:

"Blessed are they that wing-wung on their wing-wanging weiner and who forebare to think of a woman while doing so. For theirs is the Kingdom of Mental Retardation."
Wang Mao Weiner

Nantong, China

#19 Feb 15, 2012
I just have one question though, when I'm busy freeing Willy, what if I accidentally think about you when you told me it's ok as long as I don't think about babes?
Wang Mao Weiner

Nantong, China

#20 Feb 15, 2012
Ok. I have another question. Is it Ok for hot evangelist babe Cliff09 to wang my weiner too as long as I don't think about her when she's doing it?

Could she use some fragrant oils too?
Wang Mao Weiner

Nantong, China

#21 Feb 15, 2012
Cliff09 wrote:
<quoted text>
Here the verse of Jesus on your muse:
MAT 5: 28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
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Priest may maturbate, it's only that their church may forbid them: the law of men!
Can you and the priest masturbate together as long as you don't think naughty, naughty thoughts?
Wang Mao Weiner

Nantong, China

#23 Feb 15, 2012
What if I slip my fingers down the panties of Cliff09 and start manipulating her clitorus until she starts squirting like Ein Geddi falls, but we don't think naughty thoughts. Is that ok?
Wang Mao Weiner

Nantong, China

#26 Feb 15, 2012
What if I start giving hot evangelist babe Cliff09 such good cunnilingus that she starts screaming out scripture quotations: "While the king is at his table, my perfume spreadeth its fragrance!" -- Song of Songs 1:12

Is that ok as long as we don't think dirty thoughts?

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Wang Mao Weiner

Nantong, China

#27 Feb 15, 2012
Then what if I flip her around and enter into the secret places of her Terrain and she quotes more Bible: "Be thou like to a Roe or to a Young Stag up into my Mountains of Bether!" -- Song of Songs 8:14

Is that ok as long as we don't have nasty thoughts?

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