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#1 Jul 17, 2014
(Full subject: Why did God wait 4,000 years from Adam to give us Jesus and Christianity?)

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Prince of Darkness

Marco, Italy

#2 Jul 17, 2014
AAAM wrote:
(Full subject: Why did God wait 4,000 years from Adam to give us Jesus and Christianity?)
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He was waiting for morons to be created.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#3 Jul 17, 2014
Prince of Darkness wrote:
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He was waiting for morons to be created.
Well you're here. This is definitely the last generation.
dollarsbill

Ashburn, VA

#4 Jul 17, 2014
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>Well you're here. This is definitely the last generation.
you are going to have problems

What the Bible says about Testicles

Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
dollarsbill

Ashburn, VA

#5 Jul 17, 2014
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>Well you're here. This is definitely the last generation.
isn't this what happened to you?

What the Bible says about Hemorrhoids

If you disobey the Old Testament's laws, God will give you hemorrhoids (along with other nasty things).
The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.-- Deuteronomy 28:27
God smote an entire city (Asdod) with "emerods [hemorrhoids] in their secret parts."
the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.-- 1 Samuel 5:6-7
And the men that died not were smitten with the emerods: and the cry of the city went up to heaven. 1 Samuel 5:12

dollarsbill

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#6 Jul 17, 2014
dollarsbill wrote:
What the Bible says about Testicles
You don't have to worry about having those.

dollarsbill

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#7 Jul 17, 2014
dollarsbill wrote:
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isn't this what happened to you?
What the Bible says about Hemorrhoids
If you disobey the Old Testament's laws, God will give you hemorrhoids (along with other nasty things).
The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.-- Deuteronomy 28:27
God smote an entire city (Asdod) with "emerods [hemorrhoids] in their secret parts."
the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.-- 1 Samuel 5:6-7
And the men that died not were smitten with the emerods: and the cry of the city went up to heaven. 1 Samuel 5:12
See above.
dollarsbill

Ashburn, VA

#8 Jul 17, 2014
dollarsbill wrote:
<I don't have any testicles>.
uh, ok.. figures...

dollarsbill

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#9 Jul 17, 2014
dollarsbill wrote:
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uh, ok.. figures...
"I don't have any testicles"

You said that, not me.
Hi__Am_New_Here

UK

#10 Jul 17, 2014
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>"I don't have any testicles"
I just read that some christian rapper cut off his meat, and you're writing that you don't have testicles, did you cut off your test....??

now he has the balls, but no meat, and you have the meat but no balls, perfect combination!

dollarsbill

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#12 Jul 17, 2014
Hi__Am_New_Here wrote:
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I just read that some christian rapper cut off his meat, and you're writing that you don't have testicles, did you cut off your test....??
now he has the balls, but no meat, and you have the meat but no balls, perfect combination!
"I don't have any testicles"

That was YOUR comment. LOL!
Hi_I_Am_New_Here

UK

#13 Jul 18, 2014
I didn't write it anyehere, dollarsbill, but you have already written ... no ... you have already CONFESSED it TWICE. lol

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#14 Jul 18, 2014
hmmmmm wrote:
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I always wondered the same thing, and it was 6,000 to 10,000 years depending what you look at.
Yeah, it really doesn't make any sense to me.

dollarsbill

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#15 Jul 18, 2014
Hi_I_Am_New_Here wrote:
I didn't write it anyehere,
Yes you did LIAR.
Hi_I_Am_New_Here

UK

#16 Jul 18, 2014
You did, dollarsbill, look at this picture carefully, you have confessed it:
http://pho.to/6Owod

you believed that the jewess was virgin, so when you read my holy post where i proved that she had already been stabbed, you found no use of your seed bags, so you cut it.

well, now you and the rapper can get together.

NDanger

“Third Eye”

Since: Nov 10

You can't get there from here.

#17 Jul 19, 2014
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>Yes you did LIAR.
This place is 'thick' with morons...

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#19 Jul 19, 2014
NDanger wrote:
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This place is 'thick' with morons...
I think many of them are the same "moron"/ coward.

dollarsbill

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#20 Jul 19, 2014
Prince of Darkness wrote:
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Jesus Lied About Prayer
My prayers get answers. Here's why your don't.

John 9:31 (NKJV)
31 Now we know that God does not hear sinners; but if anyone is a worshiper of God and does His will, He hears him.

dollarsbill

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#22 Jul 19, 2014
dollarsbill wrote:
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this is your only answered prayer...
http://becomesaiyan.com/wp-content/uploads/20...
God bless you with violence and nightmares in Jesus' Name. Amen!
Hi_I_Am_New_Here

UK

#23 Jul 19, 2014
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>I think many of them are the same "moron"/ coward.
You and your buddy are on the top of that list lol

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