Who will pray for me?

[Ann Guish]

Stedfast wrote:

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Ann, you can be spiritually free. THere is Light more powerful than any darkness, chaos or confusion, and peace can come. Email me if you want to talk more about this: [e-mail]

Thank You, Sister Stedfast! I believe you are Biblically right about becoming "spiritually free." According to the Bible, I am desperately in need of someone "righteous" to pray for me!
(Read my beginning posts and the quoted Bible verses)

Are You "RIGHTEOUS!", Sister Stedfast? If so, will you pray for me?(James 5:16)

Thank You for inviting me into your personal email and entrusting that with me. However,... I believe, Dear Sister Stedfast, that I prefer to keep the postings for this thread in an open forum for all to see. I have naught to hide that would demand posting in private a email. I assume that YOU have naught to conceal from these open forum posters on this thread, especially if you intend to discuss spiritual truths to me.

So, If you desire to counsel me and/or pray for me, let's do it openly and keep it all above board; for, Jesus himself said it should be so:

Luke 8:17 > For there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed, and nothing concealed that will not be known or brought out into the open.

Mark 4:22 > For everything that is hidden will eventually be brought into the open, and every secret will be brought to light.

Thank You, Sister! I am hoping that you are a righteous prayer. I and in desperate need of one!

Ann Guish

[frank]

Ann Guish wrote:

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Oh Dear Sister Ciff09, thank you so very much.
Are YOU righteous, Dear Sister? You must be, or You cannot help me, as the Bible says so. I'm evil. So I cant pray. God wont listen, he says.
You put me in a sort of 'catch 22' by sayin I can pray and heal myself. But first you say I must turn from my wickedness. Don't You see? That is my problem, Sister. I'm helplessly evil and need a physician. Only a righteous physicaian can pray and save me, according to the good book.
Oh, I OD'ed on some bad demonjuice. some bad men (demons) raped me. I am in critical need and have no one to turn to. I dont want to die all alone.
Ill try to pull myself out of the muck. But the much is too thick and gluey and I have naught to cling to. Maybe, with a righteous prayer's help, god will levitate me to freedom and I will be saved.
Are You "righteous", Sister Cliff? You must be, or You cant help me.
But thank you so very much for trying in your own best way.
Is there anyone "righteous" in forum that can pray for me?
PLEAS!!

I'll pray for you:

"O G-d of the universe, Lord of Lords King of Kings, please destroy this troll! O G-d, please curse this devil and allow my descendants be present when hers are herded into the fire"

Amen

shalom

[backstrokes]

frank wrote:

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I'll pray for you:
"O G-d of the universe, Lord of Lords King of Kings, please destroy this troll! O G-d, please curse this devil and allow my descendants be present when hers are herded into the fire"
Amen
shalom

Hahh! That's a guaranteed boomerang, sure to return to chomp on arshole "frank"s fat blubbery ars.

Also, this fat ars adds an insultingly shallow and meaningless "shalom".

Your "Shalom" is pure vomit, puking forth from an obvious schlemiel.

This poor creature is in Ann Guish. She's my cousin and if I wasn't the demon that I am I would pray for her and force god to heal her up 100%!

[frank]

backstrokes wrote:

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Hahh! That's a guaranteed boomerang, sure to return to chomp on arshole "frank"s fat blubbery ars.
Also, this fat ars adds an insultingly shallow and meaningless "shalom".
Your "Shalom" is pure vomit, puking forth from an obvious schlemiel.
This poor creature is in Ann Guish. She's my cousin and if I wasn't the demon that I am I would pray for her and force god to heal her up 100%!

YO MAMMA!

lol

[backstrokes]

frank wrote:

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YO MAMMA!
lol

Yo-ho,... yo right, hot dog! I hear lots a sh1t 'bout Yo Momma....

Yo Momma's so ugly that her birth certificate contains an apology from the Condom Co.
Yo Momma's so ugly that everyone seeing her tries pinning a tail on her ass.
Yo Momma's so ugly that she scares the flies away from a sh1t wagon.
Yo Momma's so ugly that,... well sh1t,... just look at you!

[NDanger]

angelinaUK wrote:

Which one of your personalities do you want us to pray for?

I don't know...there's at least a half dz...

[Punisher]

Watchman wrote:

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There is a system out there that equips and prospers and blesses those that follow The System! It has an outward appearance of Godliness and of doing good works. But if it doesn’t have the Spirit- If Christ isn’t the Head- And the Gift Ministries are not accomplishing what they are suppose to do: Although you got a bunch of believers together that are trying to do a good thing in the name of the Lord. It does not make it “The Church”! It is very important that we understand that not everything out there or everything in here “Is Church”!
There are some things that follow The Church: 1. The gates of hell don’t prevail against the Church! They just can’t! The Church- is made manifest in the heavenly realm. 2. The Church has a voice and an authority against Principalities and Powers 3. The Church has the ability of God in the earth to accomplish what it is that God said they could do and nothing is impossible to her. It is important as believers- We have a great and precious promises- But it is the Church: That will fulfill all things in all! It is not the believer! IT IS THE ACCUMILATIVED MANIFESTATION OF THE BELIEVER: THAT ARE COLLECTIVELY UNITED TOGETHER IN ONE BODY:“CHRIST”- THE CHURCH! Fully functioning and quipped by every gift that God has placed in her 1.To mature her- 2.To- develop her-3.To- equip her- 4. And set her forward: 5.-To be able to accomplish the things that God saw in her in the house- 6. Before the foundation of the earth!

Please clean up after yourself.

[Punisher]

Ann Guish wrote:

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Thank You Hatemonger Punisher for bearing your bad tidings for me. I needed some bad posts to balance my ego back. Now,... Let's see what you've sent me:
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Yes, you are so right. I'm very lazy about "hard work" and try to avoid it at every turn. I come from a royal line and have always had slaves to do all my biddings. Its habitual.
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Yes to that also, Brother Punisher. My whole life has been filled with lustful evils and ego trips and body-destroying activities and indulgences. I have made excuses for it all.
I am in critical condition, now and paying the piper for prodigiously squandering my life. I desperately opened the Bible as one of my last resorts and found why my pleas are not answered. God doesn't hear my pleadings for myself, my mother and my brother, because I am wicked and sinful. So, yes, I hope a "righteous" prayer will intercede in my behalf.
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Well....., sort of!? Are you "righteous", Brother Punisher, or just another saddle burr?
From what I gather by your posts, you are a cynic who gets his jollies by criticizing everything that purports to be good and holy. Holy things must be so stratospherically high above you that you despise them like a termite or worm who's stuck underground.
You strike me as being much like the three cynics who came to watch an mock Job as he suffered. that seems to best fit your self-appointed role in this Christian Forum Forest!
Maybe you should join me in this thread's title and seek a righteous prayer for yourself!
But, I do thank you for you critical input. "Ah Look At All The Lonely People!"
Ann Guish and "Kisadio"
ps: What is a "POE"???

Yeah...okay...back away from the keyboard...and go get help.

I doubt the worm cares one bit for the stratosphere...only humans seem upset by their lot in the cycle of life...especially the simple-minded God fearing ones...as they all think way too highly of themselves and their situations.

A POE? You. We all know you know what it means, Kissmatuckus...as we all know who you are...rather who you ALL are...you're having another one of your Me,Myself and I threads.

[backstrokes]

My Dear Cousin Annie, I have become reconciled to the fact that you are dying naturally (albeit with my eyes tear-filled and reddened whenever you fill my mind).

Heaven knows that I am far from being the righteous person you wish to be praying in your behalf. I doubt I'd even know what to ask of God if I were such a righteous person.

From my deepest heartfelt concern for you, all that I can muster as comfort and advice along the lines by which I've come to gauge and measure Life and Death by is this tidbit:

I believe in my heart of hearts that LOVE is the source of all being, and that HELL itself, if such exists, must have even been ordained out of Love. We must understand and cling to the hope that DEATH TOO, when we have finished the part that was assigned to us, has to be a reward born from Love. And I believe, Dear Annie, that you and I are part of an eternally living-dying blend of cyclical events that is a great roadway leading us all to nowheres and/or somewheres, based purely upon our needs, choices and preferences.

You, My Dearest, will apprehend the great, the simple, and the overriding truth that the greatest moment of bliss that may ever be granted to a man or a woman is the privilege of being ecstatically happy during our last hour and the blazingly-brilliant moment of death.

The Bible even states this very basic truth in this way, Annie:

Ecclesiastes 7:1
A good name is better than a good ointment, And the day of one's death is better than the day of one's birth.

No doubt, this is the way your Regal Father would have read it to you:

Ecclesiaste 7:1
LA buona fama val meglio che il buon olio odorifero, e il giorno della morte meglio che il giorno della nativita.- Quoted from your Father's own Giovanni Diodati Italian Bible

I love you, Dear Annie

[Punisher]

backstrokes wrote:

My Dear Cousin Annie, I have become reconciled to the fact that you are dying naturally (albeit with my eyes tear-filled and reddened whenever you fill my mind).
Heaven knows that I am far from being the righteous person you wish to be praying in your behalf. I doubt I'd even know what to ask of God if I were such a righteous person.
From my deepest heartfelt concern for you, all that I can muster as comfort and advice along the lines by which I've come to gauge and measure Life and Death by is this tidbit:
I believe in my heart of hearts that LOVE is the source of all being, and that HELL itself, if such exists, must have even been ordained out of Love. We must understand and cling to the hope that DEATH TOO, when we have finished the part that was assigned to us, has to be a reward born from Love. And I believe, Dear Annie, that you and I are part of an eternally living-dying blend of cyclical events that is a great roadway leading us all to nowheres and/or somewheres, based purely upon our needs, choices and preferences.
You, My Dearest, will apprehend the great, the simple, and the overriding truth that the greatest moment of bliss that may ever be granted to a man or a woman is the privilege of being ecstatically happy during our last hour and the blazingly-brilliant moment of death.
The Bible even states this very basic truth in this way, Annie:
Ecclesiastes 7:1
A good name is better than a good ointment, And the day of one's death is better than the day of one's birth.
No doubt, this is the way your Regal Father would have read it to you:
Ecclesiaste 7:1
LA buona fama val meglio che il buon olio odorifero, e il giorno della morte meglio che il giorno della nativita.- Quoted from your Father's own Giovanni Diodati Italian Bible
I love you, Dear Annie

Do you jerk off while writing these, or after you hit "post comment"..?

[backstrokes]

Punisher wrote:

<quoted text>Do you jerk off while writing these, or after you hit "post comment"..?

That'll happen when you drop dead, in about the dozen scanty more trips you'll marinate and fester in while trippin' fearfully around Sol!(LMAO)

Hey Punk, U must be hilariously funny at funerals, hehh?? Yo Momma's too!

We have the assured consolation that you'll be extra dull at your own!

Now that one will be a cause for celebration! What a loser!
(LMFAO)

[backstrokes]

Whoops,

I almost forgot your funeral dirge with your pic, Punk!
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[Stedfast]

Ann Guish wrote:

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Thank You, Sister Stedfast! I believe you are Biblically right about becoming "spiritually free." According to the Bible, I am desperately in need of someone "righteous" to pray for me!
(Read my beginning posts and the quoted Bible verses)
Are You "RIGHTEOUS!", Sister Stedfast? If so, will you pray for me?(James 5:16)
Thank You for inviting me into your personal email and entrusting that with me. However,... I believe, Dear Sister Stedfast, that I prefer to keep the postings for this thread in an open forum for all to see. I have naught to hide that would demand posting in private a email. I assume that YOU have naught to conceal from these open forum posters on this thread, especially if you intend to discuss spiritual truths to me.
So, If you desire to counsel me and/or pray for me, let's do it openly and keep it all above board; for, Jesus himself said it should be so:
Luke 8:17 > For there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed, and nothing concealed that will not be known or brought out into the open.
Mark 4:22 > For everything that is hidden will eventually be brought into the open, and every secret will be brought to light.
Thank You, Sister! I am hoping that you are a righteous prayer. I and in desperate need of one!
Ann Guish

Yes, you are in desperate need but no I won't counsel in an open forum - it is too easy to be misunderstood. You are not a victim of prayerlessness, as God is not mocked. Your open heart is all that is needed for freedom to begin....as you already know.

[Sceptical_Mal]

Please don't feed the trolls

[Watchman]

Punisher wrote:

<quoted text>Please clean up after yourself.

they reject the Apostolic and the Prophetic gift TOTALLY! They accept that the “PASTOR” is the head of the Church: Although it is not biblical at all: Nowhere; you can’t find in the bible anywhere that the pastor: is the head of the Church. But they accept that: What they have done then is: They have made the Living Word of God of none affect! They took out the Apostolic and Prophetic governmental foundation for the corporate fellowship and now they are trying to establish it upon a gift that doesn’t have the ability to function that way. So what they done is: They adapt a particular way of functioning and flowing which is suitable to a one man pastoral system. But unfortunately it does not produce the fruit of an Apostolic Prophetic founded church! This one stands up and the Authority and Power and rules and reigns in the heavens!
The other one (The one man system): kicks around in the first heavenly realm and does a lot of programs and a lot of other things and occasionally someone is going to get saved or somebody might get healed: Which those are just things that can happen just from believers getting together: Because that really is all you have! If you got a one man pastoral system: You just got a bunch of believers that have just collective together in the name of the Lord. Doesn’t make it the Church! The Church is founded upon the Apostolic and Prophetic gifting: Guiding and lead by the Holy Spirit. THOSE who are accepting that one man Pastoral system; They bear the responsibility for the rejection of the Apostolic and the Prophetic gift and the impact that Apostolic and Prophetic gift would have had on the people or the congregation.
SO THE PROPHETICALLY DRIVEN INDIVIDUAL FUNCTIONING WITH THE APOSTOLIC; YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT WAS HAPPENING: could you imagine a PROPHETICALLY DRIVEN INDIVIDUALS WHO IS AN APOSTOLIC GIFT COMING IN. THAT IS AWESOME! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT! Problem is: if you got an Apostolic gift who comes in and he is prophetically Driven: Everybody will look at him and think he is a Prophet! But the difference is: That he will have understanding of Governments: Understanding of heavenly things: Understanding of doctrine issues etc. He is equipped by God and not only knows it: But will begin to implement it and administer and put it into action to raise things up and do things.

[Watchman]

Punisher wrote:

<quoted text>Do you jerk off while writing these, or after you hit "post comment"..?

When Jesus came this world was spiritually a cemetery. ALL were dead! NONE were living!
"To be carnally minded IS DEATH," is the Spirit's own graphic and accurate definition of what it means to be dead (Rom. 7:6).
"And you has He quickened who were dead in trespasses and sins" (Eph. 2:1). To the spiritually dead the apostle commands:
"Awake you that sleeps and arise from the dead, and Christ shall give you light" (Eph. 5:14).
Let us with pure minds and an understanding quickened by the spirit of wisdom and revelation from God consider these meaningful words:
"And I saw the DEAD...stand before God."
I saw the DEAD – S-T-A-N-D!
And immediately the "books" were opened "and another book was opened, which is the book of life." Ah, the Book of Life – Living Ones!
Men are judged out of the things written in the books. Every realm gives up their dead – whether it be the political realms, the scientific realms, the commercial realms, the intellectual realms, the religious realms – all the sea (multitudes of people, masses of humanity) and death and hell give up their dead.
They give up all their unenlightenment, their errors, their darkness, superstition, ignorance, sin, sorrow, fear and death.
All is yielded up to the penetrating power of HIS LIFE.
Heaven keeps a record of the deeds of men, and all the thoughts and emotions under which they act.
Myriads of human beings have lived and died of whom the world knows nothing; but the lives they lived, the deeds they wrought, the thoughts and passions they indulged, still stand written where the memory of them cannot perish.
Not a human being has ever breathed earth's atmosphere whose career is not traced at full length in the books God has ordained.
Yes, O man! O woman! Whoever you may be, your biography is written.
An unerring hand has recorded every item, with every secret thing.

[Ann Guish]

Stedfast wrote:

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Yes, you are in desperate need but no I won't counsel in an open forum - it is too easy to be misunderstood. You are not a victim of prayerlessness, as God is not mocked. Your open heart is all that is needed for freedom to begin....as you already know.

Thanks again for your concern, Sister Stedfast. I am sure you mean well. I would communicate with you through your email, if you think it best.

However, the Bible says that only a "righteous" person can help me.(see my first posts here and the scripture quotes) So, again, Sister Stedfast, I must ask you if you are "righteous."

Are you righteous? There's no way around that requirement from the Bible!

Thank You, Ann Guish

[Ann Guish]

Watchman wrote:

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When Jesus came this world was spiritually a cemetery. ALL were dead! NONE were living!
"To be carnally minded IS DEATH," is the Spirit's own graphic and accurate definition of what it means to be dead (Rom. 7:6).
"And you has He quickened who were dead in trespasses and sins" (Eph. 2:1). To the spiritually dead the apostle commands:
"Awake you that sleeps and arise from the dead, and Christ shall give you light" (Eph. 5:14).
Let us with pure minds and an understanding quickened by the spirit of wisdom and revelation from God consider these meaningful words:
"And I saw the DEAD...stand before God."
I saw the DEAD – S-T-A-N-D!
And immediately the "books" were opened "and another book was opened, which is the book of life." Ah, the Book of Life – Living Ones!
Men are judged out of the things written in the books. Every realm gives up their dead – whether it be the political realms, the scientific realms, the commercial realms, the intellectual realms, the religious realms – all the sea (multitudes of people, masses of humanity) and death and hell give up their dead.
They give up all their unenlightenment, their errors, their darkness, superstition, ignorance, sin, sorrow, fear and death.
All is yielded up to the penetrating power of HIS LIFE.
Heaven keeps a record of the deeds of men, and all the thoughts and emotions under which they act.
Myriads of human beings have lived and died of whom the world knows nothing; but the lives they lived, the deeds they wrought, the thoughts and passions they indulged, still stand written where the memory of them cannot perish.
Not a human being has ever breathed earth's atmosphere whose career is not traced at full length in the books God has ordained.
Yes, O man! O woman! Whoever you may be, your biography is written.
An unerring hand has recorded every item, with every secret thing.

Oh Brother Watchman,

Your sermons speak powerfully and ring in my heart. YOU may be the righteous prayer whom I have been hoping for. I can sense the divine power in your words. If so, will you please pray for me?

The prayer of a righteous person has great power and produces results.- James 5:16

Please answer me directly, Are you "RIGHTEOUS" that you are qualified to pray for me, as the Bible says?

[Ann Guish]

backstrokes wrote:

My Dear Cousin Annie, I have become reconciled to the fact that you are dying naturally (albeit with my eyes tear-filled and reddened whenever you fill my mind).
Heaven knows that I am far from being the righteous person you wish to be praying in your behalf. I doubt I'd even know what to ask of God if I were such a righteous person.
From my deepest heartfelt concern for you, all that I can muster as comfort and advice along the lines by which I've come to gauge and measure Life and Death by is this tidbit:
I believe in my heart of hearts that LOVE is the source of all being, and that HELL itself, if such exists, must have even been ordained out of Love. We must understand and cling to the hope that DEATH TOO, when we have finished the part that was assigned to us, has to be a reward born from Love. And I believe, Dear Annie, that you and I are part of an eternally living-dying blend of cyclical events that is a great roadway leading us all to nowheres and/or somewheres, based purely upon our needs, choices and preferences.
You, My Dearest, will apprehend the great, the simple, and the overriding truth that the greatest moment of bliss that may ever be granted to a man or a woman is the privilege of being ecstatically happy during our last hour and the blazingly-brilliant moment of death.
The Bible even states this very basic truth in this way, Annie:
Ecclesiastes 7:1
A good name is better than a good ointment, And the day of one's death is better than the day of one's birth.
No doubt, this is the way your Regal Father would have read it to you:
Ecclesiaste 7:1
LA buona fama val meglio che il buon olio odorifero, e il giorno della morte meglio che il giorno della nativita.- Quoted from your Father's own Giovanni Diodati Italian Bible
I love you, Dear Annie

I cry when I read your post, Cousin. Your words may be my final consolation. No one righteous has come forth yet to pray for me.

I don't want to die yet. I never thought of death as a good thing, but you make it seem so. Your idea about becoming ecstatic about dying seems oh so alien to me and all Ive ever believed in, especially about death.

I love the scripture in Ecclesiastes that you quote. Perhaps I will come to accept that and learn to die happily, knowing that it is better to die than to be born. I'm mot there yet.

I keep my Bible open to that verse and will read it again and again. It is the wierdest scripture, I believe, for it goes so against the grain!

Thank you for all your encouragement. Know that I love you very much, too!

[Seentheotherside]

Ann Guish wrote:

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Thank You for wanting to help, Sister angelinaUK!
My mother and brother is in critical condition from a horrid accident that happened in Germany.
Are You a "righteous" bible believer? My first post quotes the Bible which says that god only hears "righteous" people prayers and answers only those kind of prayers.
Sister Cliff09 gave me some advice but it seems to be a real Catch-22.
Are You toying with me, Sister angelicaUK? I hope not. I hope you are a good and righteous godfearer person.
I fear that you maybe are jesting at my expense.
This I say to you, Sister angelicaUK and Sister Cliff09,..
Be careful. It is a terrible thing to fall into the hands of God.
Please, will someone "RIGHTEOUS" come and pray for me?
Ann Guish

There you go again, losing track of your lies.

Now why should people pray for YOU when you stated that:

"My imaginary mother and brother is in critical condition from a horrid accident that happened in Germany."

Now you see, your lie should be, to pray for your imaginary mother and brother who had this imaginary accident.

And BTW - Since you are the deceased Officer Wayde I think it was, why did you come back as a woman?

And how did you grow up so fast to be posting on Topix so soon after your "death"?