Attention Men: This Is Why You Have N...

Attention Men: This Is Why You Have Nipples

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“Invisible Pink Unicorn”

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#1 Jan 11, 2013
Sorry to break it to all you bros out there, but back in the day you were just one of the ladies.

Sorry to break it to all you bros out there, but back in the day you were just one of the ladies.

And while we're sure you'll be happy to finally release the goddess within, take a moment to learn how you grew up to be oh so manly.
It has something to do with chromosomes and skin overlapping ... and all that other stuff they taught you in 7th grade science class, but you were too busy making paper airplanes to listen to.

That's why this video from ASAP Science reveals the answer to the most asked question of history -- Why do men have nipples? Just watch and learn.

Video on link
http://news.yahoo.com/attention-men-why-nippl...

“ ILKS r kewl ”

Since: Apr 09

Conch republic

#2 Jan 11, 2013
Oh noes! it cant be true! it isnt in the bible and God.. I mean my preacher, didnt say it! <snicker>
OKAY

Houston, TX

#3 Jan 11, 2013
Troth for Leogere wrote:
Oh noes! it cant be true! it isnt in the bible and God.. I mean my preacher, didnt say it! <snicker>
Explains why you are "so in touch" with your feminine side.
OKAY

Houston, TX

#4 Jan 11, 2013
Jammercolo wrote:
Sorry to break it to all you bros out there, but back in the day you were just one of the ladies.
Sorry to break it to all you bros out there, but back in the day you were just one of the ladies.
And while we're sure you'll be happy to finally release the goddess within, take a moment to learn how you grew up to be oh so manly.
It has something to do with chromosomes and skin overlapping ... and all that other stuff they taught you in 7th grade science class, but you were too busy making paper airplanes to listen to.
That's why this video from ASAP Science reveals the answer to the most asked question of history -- Why do men have nipples? Just watch and learn.
Video on link
http://news.yahoo.com/attention-men-why-nippl...
Some people with believe "anything" on the internet.

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#5 Jan 11, 2013
That's about the stupidest thing I have ever read. The truth is much simpler.....It's found in the book of Genesis.

Genesis 1:26-28
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

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1 John 5:7
For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.
Punisher

Brooklyn, NY

#6 Jan 11, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
That's about the stupidest thing I have ever read. The truth is much simpler.....It's found in the book of Genesis.
Genesis 1:26-28
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
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1 John 5:7
For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.
Not an answer to anything important.

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#7 Jan 11, 2013
Punisher wrote:
<quoted text>
Not an answer to anything important.
There only is one explanation, God created man in His image. If you want to believe Satan's idiotic evolution lie then go right ahead......
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John 8:44
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
Punisher

Brooklyn, NY

#8 Jan 11, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
<quoted text>
There only is one explanation, God created man in His image.
So your God has nipples? And a belly button and underarm hair?

Does he get erections too? He must also shyte and piss. And get sick, and sneeze. And damn, that means Jesus wiped his arse with his bare left hand - a lot! And woke up with morning wood too! I wonder if God-wood is harder than regular human-wood...Hmmm...??

At this point your God also has a copious amount of ear-hair. And thinks he has to piss when he really does not. Does he use a urinal? Is he a good wiper, or a little messy...dribbling on his sandals...?

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#9 Jan 11, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
<quoted text>
There only is one explanation, God created man in His image. If you want to believe Satan's idiotic evolution lie then go right ahead......
==========
John 8:44
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
So, you really believe God looks like us and has a physical human body?
Black Hebrew

Four Oaks, NC

#10 Jan 12, 2013
Troth for Leogere wrote:
Oh noes! it cant be true! it isnt in the bible and God.. I mean my preacher, didnt say it! <snicker>
"Almighty G-d of Abraham. Please send pain and misery upon Troth of Leogere. Please humble this filthy devil, O G-d please dispose of this filthy abomination"

Amen
Punisher

Bronxville, NY

#11 Jan 12, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>So, you really believe God looks like us and has a physical human body?
Of course he does, its in the Xtian comics he reads.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#12 Jan 12, 2013
Punisher wrote:
<quoted text>Of course he does, its in the Xtian comics he reads.
Punisher, it is hard to believe that, in the present age, folks still think that way, that God has a physical body etc.

Have a great weekend!
Frank

Four Oaks, NC

#13 Jan 12, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>Punisher, it is hard to believe that, in the present age, folks still think that way, that God has a physical body etc.
Have a great weekend!
All jokes aside, how do you know that G-d desn't have a physical body?

Have you ever met G-d, seen G-d? The fact of the matter is that we really don't know what G-d is, what He/She/it looks like, or what any of this (creation) is all about.

For all that we know, G-d could be on another planet right now, lol.

Sure, people can disagree, but none of you KNOW.

Shalom

“ ILKS r kewl ”

Since: Apr 09

Conch republic

#15 Jan 12, 2013
Frank wrote:
Sure, people can disagree, but none of you KNOW.
and neither do you.. so cram it clownie!
Frank

Raeford, NC

#16 Jan 13, 2013
Troth for Leogere wrote:
<quoted text>and neither do you.. so cram it clownie!
You internet warriors are hilarious, lol. I would love for you to speak to me like that in real-life (but of course, like most edomites, you'd never approach a large black man like that in real life) as I would beat the brakes off your a55!

But I guess that's one good thing about the internet, it's empowering in that it gives people the ability to discuss and say things in a way that one wouldn't normally do.

“ ILKS r kewl ”

Since: Apr 09

Conch republic

#17 Jan 13, 2013
Frank wrote:
<quoted text>
You internet warriors are hilarious, lol. I would love for you to speak to me like that in real-life (but of course, like most edomites, you'd never approach a large black man like that in real life) as I would beat the brakes off your a55!
But I guess that's one good thing about the internet, it's empowering in that it gives people the ability to discuss and say things in a way that one wouldn't normally do.
oh really? LMAO.. sorry but I retired from the Marines about 12 yrs ago.. I never forgot the training I had. Oh, I can have you babbling on the ground with my little finger asking who's pee pee I want you to suck to make it stop.
Dont under estimate who's on the other side of the cyber road. stupid stupid mistake.
Get me off of this planet

Las Vegas, NV

#18 Jan 13, 2013
This is great, Im not a woman anymore, great!

This makes us the luckiest beings to have ever existed.

Because to not be a woman is extremely lucky wouldn't you say, I've not met a kind woman in thirty plus years, and men are not anywhere near perfect but I mean come the fuq on we're talking about women here, there has never been a creature to walk the earth that is more evil than a woman.

I would rather marry a t-rex, they are easier to deal with than a woman.

Male and female black widows have happier relationships than human men and women.
OKAY

Houston, TX

#20 Jan 14, 2013
Troth for Leogere wrote:
<quoted text>oh really? LMAO.. sorry but I retired from the Marines about 12 yrs ago.. I never forgot the training I had. Oh, I can have you babbling on the ground with my little finger asking who's pee pee I want you to suck to make it stop.
Dont under estimate who's on the other side of the cyber road. stupid stupid mistake.
And you are as stoopid as they get. Get it?
OKAY

Houston, TX

#21 Jan 14, 2013
You like pee pee? No wonder your daughter is a lesbo

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