and give you hemorrhoids<quoted text>God bless you with VIOLENCE in Jesus' name.
What the Bible says about Hemorrhoids
If you disobey the Old Testament's laws, God will give you hemorrhoids (along with other nasty things).
The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.-- Deuteronomy 28:27
God smote an entire city (Asdod) with "emerods [hemorrhoids] in their secret parts."
the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.-- 1 Samuel 5:6-7
And the men that died not were smitten with the emerods: and the cry of the city went up to heaven. 1 Samuel 5:12