Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist...

“Maiden of Mayhem”

Since: May 08

OMFUG

#82 Feb 12, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
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You'll have the Anti-Christ who will be Satan incarnate. He'll make you all get a mark in/on your right hand or forehead....so that you won't even be able to buy or sell without that mark. You won't be able to function in society unless you get the mark.
Receiving that mark will mean that you will be forever damned. DON'T GET THE MARK!!!!!!
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But wait.......Now is the time for salvation! Don't put it off another second!!!!
"How can I know for sure that I will go to Heaven when I die?"
http://www.gotquestions.org/know-sure-Heaven....
My beliefs are right, yours are wrong, please change yours immediately. okthks bai bai now.
Cisco Kid

Columbia, CA

#83 Feb 12, 2013
victoria1 wrote:
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One World government, fuckno, I don't want the cesspool of GOP/teapartiers bleeding over into my country. I left that shyte hole for a reason.
You don't need to worry about the GOP or the TEA party bleeding over into Canada. They don't want Canada, they're busy enough fighting socialist encroachment in the USA.

You DO need to worry about Obama's cult-of-personalty driven tyranny encroaching on Canada's turf.
Obama's socialist Dreams of His Fathers is already bleeding over in envy of The Great White North's Euro-Socialism.
Obama's regime is like 'body snatcher pods' lying next to your southern border.

If Obama's ego tells him to, he just might send is assassin drones to wipe out your MPs during a session of parliament.
Check his kill list, you might have neighbors on it.

“Maiden of Mayhem”

Since: May 08

OMFUG

#84 Feb 12, 2013
Cisco Kid wrote:
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You don't need to worry about the GOP or the TEA party bleeding over into Canada. They don't want Canada, they're busy enough fighting socialist encroachment in the USA.
You DO need to worry about Obama's cult-of-personalty driven tyranny encroaching on Canada's turf.
Obama's socialist Dreams of His Fathers is already bleeding over in envy of The Great White North's Euro-Socialism.
Obama's regime is like 'body snatcher pods' lying next to your southern border.
If Obama's ego tells him to, he just might send is assassin drones to wipe out your MPs during a session of parliament.
Check his kill list, you might have neighbors on it.
Dude, you KNOW you're not suppose to type stuff like that on the internet without the protection of your tin foil hat. Geez, now you're screwed.

“so tell me......”

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#85 Feb 13, 2013
loveismygoal wrote:
<quoted text>Hi Angelina ..I would describe you as a follower of Christ. have you ever came across "fundamentalism" within the Church here in the UK in the way we come across it here in Topix land ?.
Morning Liz,
Topixland seems to be a place of extremes as far as opinions go so I would have to say that thankfully I haven't come across fundamentalism to the same extreme anywhere else.
I have met a lot of people who do seem to hold a very black and white view of the Christian faith though and have found myself getting quite frustrated by the rigid views of a few. Not so much in the Church I now attend I am pleased to say.

“so tell me......”

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#86 Feb 13, 2013
Thinking wrote:
That's because you're still thinking.
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I'm you? What fun.
:-)

“so tell me......”

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#87 Feb 13, 2013
Thinking wrote:
I think the closest we have to a christian hate figure in the UK would be Stephen "birdshit" Green.
When it was subsequently revealed he was a wife beater, I wasn't shocked.
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I've never heard of this guy.
Wife beaters = low life.
Thinking

Cullompton, UK

#88 Feb 13, 2013
I won't be getting out of the jacuzzi for a week.
angelinaUK wrote:
<quoted text>I'm you? What fun.
:-)
Thinking

Cullompton, UK

#89 Feb 13, 2013
He sued the BBC for blasphemy and lost big style. It's because of this case that blasphemy was removed as an offence in the UK.

He posts helpful videos such as "Save Africa from Sodomy"
He bullied and beat his wife and children for years.

This is where he got his nickname: www.youtube.com/watch...
angelinaUK wrote:
<quoted text>I've never heard of this guy.
Wife beaters = low life.

“so tell me......”

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#90 Feb 13, 2013
Thinking wrote:
I won't be getting out of the jacuzzi for a week.
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A week in the jacuzzi = skin like a prune.
Not a good look.
Thinking

Cullompton, UK

#91 Feb 13, 2013
Documented evidence: you are a mental.
Cisco Kid wrote:
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You don't need to worry about the GOP or the TEA party bleeding over into Canada. They don't want Canada, they're busy enough fighting socialist encroachment in the USA.
You DO need to worry about Obama's cult-of-personalty driven tyranny encroaching on Canada's turf.
Obama's socialist Dreams of His Fathers is already bleeding over in envy of The Great White North's Euro-Socialism.
Obama's regime is like 'body snatcher pods' lying next to your southern border.
If Obama's ego tells him to, he just might send is assassin drones to wipe out your MPs during a session of parliament.
Check his kill list, you might have neighbors on it.

“so tell me......”

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#92 Feb 13, 2013
Thinking wrote:
He sued the BBC for blasphemy and lost big style. It's because of this case that blasphemy was removed as an offence in the UK.
He posts helpful videos such as "Save Africa from Sodomy"
He bullied and beat his wife and children for years.
This is where he got his nickname: www.youtube.com/watch...
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Comes across as having an unfortunate attitude. I can quite imagine him being an overbearing husband type.
Thinking

Cullompton, UK

#93 Feb 13, 2013
His greatest achievement in life is bullying a cancer charity to give back money donated to them by "Jerry Springer the Opera".

I've followed Stewart Lee, co author, for years and I reckon about 20%-30% of his gigs are for charity so it wasn't a stunt.

I only include this link because up until the wife beating, the Mail had been supportive of birdshit.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351585/Step...
angelinaUK wrote:
<quoted text>Comes across as having an unfortunate attitude. I can quite imagine him being an overbearing husband type.

“so tell me......”

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#94 Feb 13, 2013
Thinking wrote:
His greatest achievement in life is bullying a cancer charity to give back money donated to them by "Jerry Springer the Opera".
I've followed Stewart Lee, co author, for years and I reckon about 20%-30% of his gigs are for charity so it wasn't a stunt.
I only include this link because up until the wife beating, the Mail had been supportive of birdshit.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351585/Step...
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My memory isn't as good a yours ( mid life brain fog) but I do I vaguely recall the Jerry Springer hooha!
He is Coming Soon

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#95 Feb 13, 2013
When you ready ... www.scribd.com/doc/31322017 ...
Cookie

La Salle, IL

#96 Feb 13, 2013
Cisco Kid wrote:
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You don't need to worry about the GOP or the TEA party bleeding over into Canada. They don't want Canada, they're busy enough fighting socialist encroachment in the USA.
You DO need to worry about Obama's cult-of-personalty driven tyranny encroaching on Canada's turf.
Obama's socialist Dreams of His Fathers is already bleeding over in envy of The Great White North's Euro-Socialism.
Obama's regime is like 'body snatcher pods' lying next to your southern border.
If Obama's ego tells him to, he just might send is assassin drones to wipe out your MPs during a session of parliament.
Check his kill list, you might have neighbors on it.
Actually, Canada was a HUGE progressive country until Daddy Bush signed the NAFTA agreement with the Canadian president and Mexican President. Now, they are much more conservative except in their health care.

I really don't care for the way the drones have taken over the US policy on wars. However, The Bush's are HUGE stockholders in The Carlyle Group who owns the defense company that builds them, so this will be our standard policy until we stand up to the Bush's and tell them fascism isn't our way of life in the military. The MIC has been running our wars for decades. Just as Eisenhower said they would.
Lordofnuts

Franklin, NC

#98 Feb 13, 2013
Cisco Kid wrote:
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Naah, you weren't wrong about me.
You don't even know me, and I don't even know you. That's what getting acquainted is all about.
It takes time to know anything or anybody.
But think about it. How did the sun originate?

We have a written and verbal record of God come as son of man who defeated death.
There is no denying recorded history, despite whatever revisionist replacement theories you may have read.
You're joking right? Are you denying recorded history that shows sun gods and the sun were worshipped long before your god was even thought of? Do you deny that astrology was all they had in prehistoric times and they were very good at it? Do you deny the fact the sun dies (stops moving) on Dec 22 before being resurrected 3 days later on Dec 25? I don't worship any theories but many of them make a lot more sense than the bible. This one was just relevant to the thread. The only thing important to me is knowing the bible is not the word of any gods and a god never created religion!

The sun is nothing special. You know its just a star right. You know there are 100 billion stars just in our galaxy and around 100 billion other galaxies that we can see with today's technology. Stars are born and stars die on a regular basis. When I was a Christian I thought god placed earth the correct distance from the sun (just a star) to support life. The fact is life stars to grow when all required elements are present. The fact is we would find life anywhere else in the universe with all the ingredients to support life if we had the ability to reach that far. When the aliens evolve to the point of speech and the written word someone would step up and create religion to answer all the questions just like we did! Then thousands of years later science and technology would prove they were full of sh*t!

Science tells us how the stars form, not the bible. Science even has the ability to create a star. The bible was wrong on every account. The Bibles flat earth is just a start. The sun is 30 million years older than the earth! When a scientist looks at a galaxy that took 12 billion years for the light to reach us traveling at the speed of light it really makes the bible look foolish! The men that wrote the bible thought they were looking at heaven and the earth was a few thousand years old. That's why you have your ridiculous bible stories of ladders and flying horses reaching heaven. You can't forget the tower of babble, I mean if god didn't step in when he did they would have reached heaven! LOL.. With modern technology we have reached 100 times higher than the tower of babble ever could of been. Then we reached heaven and billions of light years past heaven but bible god didn't do anything because he is a myth!
Lordofnuts

Franklin, NC

#99 Feb 13, 2013
Cisco Kid wrote:
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The immortal soul is not 'a creation for religious mythology'.
There is absolutely no evidence that 'your brain dies completely (not nearly) its lights out and game over!'
We have a written and verbal record of God come as son of man who defeated death.
You have a verbal and written record that proves god came to earth, committed suicide and defeated death? LMAO The only thing the bible proves is that a Creator of the universe had no part in it!!! The written history of every religion proves it's true. Every holy book is true right, or is yours special? There are hundreds of verses in the bible that are wrong. When something gets proven 100% wrong Christianity evolves and says, "well that wasn't the word of god but everything else is!"

You know exactly how old man kind is because the bible gave a detailed by name genealogy from Adam, so how old is man kind? You also have the very important genealogy of Jesus in Luke with 55 generations to Abraham. Then you have Mathew with 42 generations to Abraham correct? Gods word my @ss! The purpose of this ridiculous genealogy was to cause the mythical Jesus to fulfil prophecy but Jesus couldn't compete with all the saviours that came before him who were born of a virgin! It was a last minute trade off because he had to give up prophecy to be born of a virgin.

Split brain research provides proof that the two halves can have opposite views on religion. There are recorded cases where one half is an atheist and one half religious. If there were an after-life that includes a god does this mean that one half of the brain is sent to "hell" and the other to "heaven"? Is there a separate soul for both halves or only one? If I received your brain in a transplant, I would be you in every way minus the looks! I would be all over Topix telling people they are going to the mythical hell! Call it a soul if it makes you feel better!

“The supposedly immaterial soul, we now know, can be bisected with a knife, altered by chemicals, started or stopped by electricity, and extinguished by a sharp blow or by insufficient oxygen.” &#8213; Steven Pinker, How the Mind Works

Ecclesiastes 9:5 For the living are conscious that they will die; but as for the dead, they are conscious of nothing at all, neither do they anymore have wages, because the remembrance of them has been forgotten.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.- Mark Twain

http://www.humantruth.info/souls.html (Lots of good info on religion here besides this page on souls)

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvaria...
Lordofnuts

Franklin, NC

#100 Feb 13, 2013
Cisco Kid wrote:
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It would be difficult for the ardent student of history and theology to deny the existance of most of those 'gods' you listed.
There are some others that mankind has manufactured over the ages that you don't have on your list.
"When human beings began to grow numerous on the earth and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw how beautiful the daughters of human beings were, and so they took for their wives whomever they pleased......
The Nephilim appeared on earth in those days, as well as later, after the sons of God had intercourse with the daughters of human beings, who bore them sons.
So think about it, we're talking about rogue fallen angels going evil and putting themselves up as gods.
By Zeus, it happened!
After all, if those gods didn't exist, why would The Almighty Creator command us:
"I am the Lord, your God; you shall not have strange gods before me."
I thought there was some hope for you but maybe not? Well of course they wrote you shall have no other gods before me! How else can you steal an older mythology? It isn't hard for me as an 'ardent student of history' to deny any gods. I know how we ended up with so many. In mythology you can't just delete an old god when you want to create a new one. Every one of the thousands of gods we know of were real, valid and worshiped by faithful followers just like you. When people prayed to them it seemed like they answered some of their prayers just like Jesus!

They had to absorb, demonise or patriarch the old gods who were being worshipped. Since gods are immortal and you think Zeus is real, he still causes the storms, lightning and thunder or was that Thor? LOL.. I can see why gods couldn't resist hot human females. I mean it's not like they couldn't pick up a handful of dirt or a rib and make a supermodel hotter than anything we have ever seen! So since you think Zeus and the gods of the Olympia were real by default the old gods that were replaced were real also! Remember the titans? LOL

Don't tell me what I left off my list of gods because at the end I put or any of the other 2800 plus gods. I didn't even list the best god of all time Allah! Islam, Christianity and several others have severe penalties for worshipping a false god. So the reverse Pascal's Wager tells the smart agnostics and atheists to stay away from religion even if one of them did have a small 1% chance of being true. Looks like you blasphemous Christians will burn in the mythical hell for picking the wrong religion, you should have just stayed agnostic! LOL

"They do blaspheme who say: God is one of three in a Trinity: for there is no god except One God. If they desist not from their word (of blasphemy), verily a grievous penalty will befall the blasphemers among them.(The Noble Quran, 5:73)"
Lordofnuts

Franklin, NC

#101 Feb 13, 2013
tickedoffchic wrote:
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Doesn't appear that you could get too many "good deeds" done while being on Topix, 24/7.
No kidding. I've been doing so many good deeds, I have not been here in 4 days!
Lordofnuts

Franklin, NC

#102 Feb 13, 2013
Job wrote:
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But that brings up an interesting question (albeit the same one aimed at another person), do 'you' deny these gods?
Yes every single god ever dreamed up by man, thousands of them!

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen Roberts

I have examined all of the known superstitions of the world and I do not find in our superstitions of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all founded on fables and mythology. Christianity has made one-half the world fools and the other half hypocrites.~ Thomas Jefferson

“This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it.”-John Adams, U.S. President, Founding Father of the United States.

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