Feed the Christians to the LIONS!

Feed the Christians to the LIONS!

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#1 May 17, 2009
Vivek Golikeri

Hollywood, FL

#2 Feb 15, 2013
Nah! That's cruelty to animals. The ASPCA will file charges that you poisoned those lions.

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#3 Feb 15, 2013
"Feed the Christians to the LIONS!"

If you try to feed a REAL Christian to a hungry lion and it ain't that Christian's time to go home to be with the Lord, then that lion ain't gonna do anything to a Child of the living God. That ole lion will be a-purring and a-meowing like a cute cuddly kitten.

Isaiah 41:10- Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

Wembley, UK

#4 Feb 15, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
"Feed the Christians to the LIONS!"
If you try to feed a REAL Christian to a hungry lion and it ain't that Christian's time to go home to be with the Lord, then that lion ain't gonna do anything to a Child of the living God. That ole lion will be a-purring and a-meowing like a cute cuddly kitten.
Isaiah 41:10- Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.
Shoot yourself in the head with an assault rifle (you have plenty of spares over there, just ask one of your local gun nuts) and see if your book of spells helps.

Since: Aug 08

Somewhere in Ireland

#5 Feb 15, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
"Feed the Christians to the LIONS!"
If you try to feed a REAL Christian to a hungry lion and it ain't that Christian's time to go home to be with the Lord, then that lion ain't gonna do anything to a Child of the living God. That ole lion will be a-purring and a-meowing like a cute cuddly kitten.
Isaiah 41:10- Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.
If you are so sure, why don't you go into a lion's cage at your local zoo. I would pay good money to see that. I can just hear that ole lion a-purring and a-meowing like a cute cuddly kitten as it tears you to pieces!

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#6 Feb 15, 2013
par five wrote:
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If you are so sure, why don't you go into a lion's cage at your local zoo. I would pay good money to see that. I can just hear that ole lion a-purring and a-meowing like a cute cuddly kitten as it tears you to pieces!
The scriptures teach us in Matthew 4:7- Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

My voluntarily doing something idiotic is very different than if Satan tries to kill me before my time.

Anyway go read the story of Daniel in the lion's den in Daniel 6:10-23

Then go read the story of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego being thrown in the fiery furnace in Daniel 3:1-30. Those three men weren't alone though.........there was a fourth like the Son of God in there with them......Glory to God!

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#7 Feb 15, 2013
Roland_Deschain wrote:
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Shoot yourself in the head with an assault rifle (you have plenty of spares over there, just ask one of your local gun nuts) and see if your book of spells helps.
How can a person know that Heaven will be their home when they die?
http://www.gotquestions.org/know-sure-Heaven....

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

Wembley, UK

#8 Feb 16, 2013
Romans Road wrote:
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How can a person know that Heaven will be their home when they die?
http://www.gotquestions.org/know-sure-Heaven....
Thank you for the link to information about YOUR belief system. Personally I prefer to concentrate on this life because it is the only one we can be sure of.

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