What will keep you from going to Heaven?

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#67 Apr 22, 2013
-The Star Reborn- wrote:
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But you live for the sin of lying. So that makes YOU living in sin.
You being a liar does not equate Truth.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#68 Apr 22, 2013
-The Star Reborn- wrote:
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But you live for the sin of lying. So that makes YOU living in sin.
Your Satanic lies noted.

John from Texas

“It's all in your head”

Since: Dec 12

Buda, TX

#70 Apr 22, 2013
dollarsbill wrote:
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Your Satanic lies noted.
Serious question! How old are you?

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

Since: Jun 12

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#71 Apr 22, 2013
-The Star Reborn- wrote:
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And your delusions have nothing to do with my post. So here, try again:
"Too bad it does not even exist.
Your "magic spirit" is suppose to guide ALL Christians to the ultimate spiritual truths, yet none of you mindless Christbots can agree on much of anything. That in itself proves it is just ANOTHER lie."
Magic spirit meaning,'Holy Spirit'?
Too bad for you, because it does exist...

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#72 Apr 23, 2013
John from Texas wrote:
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Serious question! How old are you?
Old enough to know you are perishing. Hell will soon find you.
Thinking

Darlington, UK

#73 Apr 26, 2013
Why did you oppose Megan's law?
dollarsbill wrote:
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Old enough to know you are perishing. Hell will soon find you.
mztza

Mesa, AZ

#74 Apr 27, 2013
REPENTANCE
and
DENIAL OF GOD
how can you be forgiven if you don't ask for forgiveness
if an individual doesn't ask for forgiveness
it means they have no REGRET for the bad or evil things in life, that they've done
one would expect an apology from another if they did something to hurt them
intentionally or not
what more for GOD, the creator of all
shouldn't we apologize to him, for ruining these world he created, for hurting others,
that he created,

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#76 Apr 30, 2013
Thinking wrote:
Why did you oppose Megan's law?
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Why do you oppose God's Law? Answer: ignorance

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#78 Apr 30, 2013
SatanasWitch wrote:
No such place.
Why? Because you haven't seen it? Such ignorance!

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#80 Apr 30, 2013
SatanasWitch wrote:
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Have you seen the glorious next of the magical flying space chicken? They say it is lined with gold and silver threads and edged with precious gem stones and is covered by golden dome etched with art work by Willem van Gogh.
Whose 'sock' are you?
Thinking

Dundee, UK

#81 Apr 30, 2013
Blasphemer!

I heard the art was by Gustav Klimt.

There's only one way to settle this: split our faith into two, start throwing rocks at each and make sure a load of innocent people get caught up in the violence.
SatanasWitch wrote:
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Have you seen the glorious next of the magical flying space chicken? They say it is lined with gold and silver threads and edged with precious gem stones and is covered by golden dome etched with art work by Willem van Gogh.
Thinking

Dundee, UK

#84 Apr 30, 2013
Look, it's obviously Austrian - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17793724

Enough of your fowl lies!

;)
SatanasWitch wrote:
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No way, magical flying space chicken is Dutch and it was def, Willem van Gogh.
All right, Ima splatter space chicken eggs all over you car and the cars of everyone else who parked near you!

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#85 Apr 30, 2013
SatanasWitch wrote:
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I'm no sock,I'm Lilith. Now stop whining and crying because I'm not a sock.
Some are obsessed with reading my posts. Welcome to their ignorant club.

“Of Course I Can”

Since: Sep 08

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#86 Apr 30, 2013
Well actually, we're obsessed with making fun of you, but if it makes you feel better to think otherwise, go right ahead.
dollarsbill wrote:
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Some are obsessed with reading my posts. Welcome to their ignorant club.
Thinking

Dundee, UK

#89 Apr 30, 2013
We're going to have to split. I can't put up with your blaspheming.
Do you believe our lord's eggs to be soft or hard centred?

And any others that believe our lords lays eggs can feel the wrath of both of our sects.
SatanasWitch wrote:
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That's a fake magical flying space chicken, probbaly a conspiracy by the mighty morphing lizard people and Fox News to discredit van Gogh and lead people to worship false gods like the flying spaghetti monster.
No one has ever seen or heard the magical flying space chicken but we can feel his presence when we go outside and stand under a tree.
He left his sacred scratching in his holy book which was written by neanderthals just before the flood drowned em all. It is called Chicken Little and it contains the prophesies of that great day when the sky will fall but fear ye not,for flying magical space chicken shall carry all his followers up to his haven of nests where we shall live eternally.
david

Tempe, AZ

#90 Apr 30, 2013
Just read Prophet of Jesus Christ is a Pedophile
Real Name is R.G. Stair
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/walterboro-sc ...

Real messed up dude!

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#91 Apr 30, 2013
Sundog512 wrote:
Well actually, we're obsessed with making fun of you, but if it makes you feel better to think otherwise, go right ahead.
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See? You ARE obsessed with my posts! LOL

“Of Course I Can”

Since: Sep 08

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#92 Apr 30, 2013
Yes, I am often obsessed with making fun of fools.
dollarsbill wrote:
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See? You ARE obsessed with my posts! LOL

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#93 Apr 30, 2013
Sundog512 wrote:
Yes, I am often obsessed with making fun of fools.
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Your father Satan sent you. You are his puppet. You can't stop.
pgh

Greensburg, PA

#94 Apr 30, 2013
If you go to heaven:
Your lovers are Italiain
French cook the food
Swiss run the hotels
Your mechanics are German
The police are Brits

If you go to hell:
You lovers are Swiss
Brits cook the food
French run the hotels
Your mechanics are Italian
The police are German

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