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Xcntrik InVidor

Torrance, CA

#2 Jul 24, 2014
Who needs Jesus???

Just send $19.99 plus shipping and handling to Xcntrik Enterprises, Inc, NLC, a non-prophet organization, and your salvation will be mailed within 3 to 5 business days.

It will require constant updating, but further instructions will be included with your order.

But wait, there's more !!

If you act within the next two hours, you will also get this FREE anointed prayer cloth as a bonus. Pay no attention if it happens to smell like beer, that is a coincidence
joe 7

Torrance, CA

#3 Jul 24, 2014
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
Who needs Jesus???
Just send $19.99 plus shipping and handling to Xcntrik Enterprises, Inc, NLC, a non-prophet organization, and your salvation will be mailed within 3 to 5 business days.
It will require constant updating, but further instructions will be included with your order.
But wait, there's more !!
If you act within the next two hours, you will also get this FREE anointed prayer cloth as a bonus. Pay no attention if it happens to smell like beer, that is a coincidence
Is franchising available? I know a lot of places I could sell that.

“I Walk With Jesus”

Since: Jan 12

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#4 Jul 25, 2014
jesus wrote:
I am Jesus. Yeshua. follow this post and tell me you love me or face the consequences. I will provide further instructions later.
You are not Jesus you big liar!
DEBUNKER

San Jose, CA

#6 Jul 25, 2014
jesus wrote:
I am Jesus. Yeshua. follow this post and tell me you love me or face the consequences. I will provide further instructions later.
another bullshit pretender to the throne

pray tell us jesus, how are you going to stop the war?

AND YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD ANSWER

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#9 Jul 25, 2014
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
Who needs Jesus???
Mk 16 He that believeth not shall be DAMNED.

YOU need Jesus.
Cisco Kid

Columbia, CA

#10 Jul 25, 2014
jesus wrote:
I am Jesus. Yeshua. follow this post and tell me you love me or face the consequences. I will provide further instructions later.
You Be Who??!!??

Since: Jan 13

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#11 Jul 26, 2014
jesus wrote:
Everything is being watched and manipulated to lead people astray. The ambitions of your wolds' elite have been to undermine my word for a long time now; they are simply using the tools of the day in new and creative ways. There will be false prophets. There will be those who use my word to draw you in and lead you astray when you are trusting and unaware. The scripture, untainted, remains the truth. The King James version of the bible. Your laziness has created bibles which do not deserve the acknowledgement of being scripture because, while they claim to say the same thing, they do not. Also, even if they do say the same thing initially, to draw you in, you must remain with the one and only source of truth because: THEY WILL LEAD YOU ASTRAY WHEN YOU DO NOT REALIZE IT. Follow me regardless of who else falsely appears to say things which are consistent with me; or even identical. amen
let me tell you who you are with the first phrase of a message that took 14 years to convay to me on 7 different occations;

there are many false prophets along the way...

do not cry in the wilderness

to me, your just another false prophet
Old GT

Carmel, IN

#14 Jul 26, 2014
jesus wrote:
I know who you are xian_kim and I will give you this last piece of wisdom before demanding your worship. I created time so that you can differentiate happiness from sorrow, good from evil and love from hate. If I allowed you to perceive it all simultaneously as it is truly occurring you would have the belief that everything is the same with every aspect holding true to every part of existence.
That's what I thought.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#16 Jul 26, 2014
jesus wrote:
I am glad that you recognize that you know this. Others do as well as it is an innate spiritual knowledge which, unfortunately, becomes corrupted by the forces which aim to lead people into doubt about all of my father's truths. Spiritual truth is easily accessible. people prevent themselves from recognizing the spiritual truths which they were born with. Listening to the doubt of others is a spiritual trap. They don't know the truth so they don't want you to know either. It is truly a form of a lack of humility. What they are really saying is that; since they don't know spiritual truth, you must not either.
God will soon drag you away from your cursed computer and burn you in Hell fire. He knows your name and addy.

God bless you with:

Deuteronomy 28:19 (NKJV)
19 Cursed shall you be when you come in, and cursed shall you be when you go out.

In Jesus' Name. Amen.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#18 Jul 26, 2014
dollarsbills mom wrote:
<quoted text>
remember this baby picture?
I remember you prophet of Hell. Jesus/ God said you are DAMNED.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#20 Jul 26, 2014
jesus wrote:
I am Jesus
I knew it was just a matter of time you would say that, dung lover.

Since: Jan 13

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#22 Jul 27, 2014
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>I remember you prophet of Hell. Jesus/ God said you are DAMNED.
oh he is so-o damned for what he's doing. i'll definitely get up to Palo Alto post-Ramadan. he harassing you with multiple people.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#23 Jul 27, 2014
Jesus wrote:
That will not be a coincidence tomorrow.
I hope you have a "tomorrow".

God bless you with:

Deuteronomy 28:29 (NKJV)
29 And you shall grope at noonday, as a blind man gropes in darkness; you shall not prosper in your ways; you shall be only oppressed and plundered continually, and no one shall save you.

In Jesus' Name. Amen.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#24 Jul 27, 2014
xian_kim wrote:
<quoted text>oh he is so-o damned for what he's doing. i'll definitely get up to Palo Alto post-Ramadan. he harassing you with multiple people.
God bless you and yours in Jesus' Name. Amen.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#26 Jul 27, 2014
howstupidareyou wrote:
I.E. you CANNOT converse. LOL!
Cisco Kid

Sonora, CA

#27 Jul 27, 2014
jesus wrote:
..........
The real question is..........
The real question is.......... Are you a Banana or are you a Gardener?

¡Peligro! Muéstrame tu tarjeta verde!

Since: Jan 13

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#30 Jul 28, 2014
dollarsbill wrote:
<quoted text>God bless you and yours in Jesus' Name. Amen.
I put in another 20+ mil day in the valley, putting in that extra effort Muhammad made during the end of Ramadan & i'm thinking it was a summer month, the first Ramadan

here in the valley there is the Egyptian Coptic Orthodox, I dropped by Sunday & listened. it was just like a Torah ceremony. it's the religion Muhammad tried to wiped out for the RCC

I've even been bringing slight outburst of rain to this draught stricken valley

selah

means Stephan levi, think about that!

Since: Jan 13

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#31 Jul 28, 2014
jesus wrote:
I have no interest in Hispanic people who use self-defeating "farm" metaphors which, stupidly, only reinforces the cliche that they pick fruit outside in the hot sun and get their backs wet with sweat. I am here to deliver a message to those who listen. To those who don't, you're suffering is not coincidental.
so you're a racist too, just like Stephan Levi of Texas, another false prophet

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#32 Jul 28, 2014
jesus wrote:
Once again, I do not need scripture quoted as I delivered the messages which you incorrectly cite as the translations have intentionally been corrupted without the vast majority of the population even realizing it. None of you even know many of the passages which should be included in the bible and the ones you do know are, generally, incorrect, unless you read bibles created before the 1500s.
IOW, you don't believe nor know Scripture.

dollarsbill

Since: Jul 12

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#33 Jul 28, 2014
xian_kim wrote:
means Stephan levi, think about that!
Gay psycho?

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