Answer a question, give a question.

Answer a question, give a question.

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Cookie_Parker

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#1 Jan 24, 2013
You answer the posters question in any silly fashion you want...then ask a question for the next poster.

Like:

Why does the sun come up?

Because it's morning.

Why do cows moo?

“Only Biblical methods will ”

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#2 Jan 24, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
You answer the posters question in any silly fashion you want...then ask a question for the next poster.
Like:
Why does the sun come up?
Because it's morning.
Why do cows moo?
So you do not run into them while out walking about in the fields.

Why do some women carry purses?

Cookie_Parker

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#3 Jan 24, 2013
Because getting everything in the kitchen sink would be impossible.

(LOL LIked your answer)

Why do bats only come out at night?

“Only Biblical methods will ”

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#4 Jan 24, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
Because getting everything in the kitchen sink would be impossible.
(LOL LIked your answer)
Why do bats only come out at night?
Because no one has been considerate enough to make bat sized sun glasses..........yet.

Why are elephants portrayed as being afraid of mice?

Cookie_Parker

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#5 Jan 24, 2013
It's to make the mouse feel good.

LOL!!! You're good.

Why does the moon orbit around the earth?

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#6 Jan 26, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
It's to make the mouse feel good.
LOL!!! You're good.
Why does the moon orbit around the earth?
It's trying to find Nettie's Pit Stop.

Why are bananas yellow?

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#7 Jan 26, 2013
Because in their paranoid narcissism they just *KNOW* all herbivores/omnivores love a good banana, so they are in constant fear of being eaten.

Why are girls associated with pink and boys with blue?

Cookie_Parker

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#8 Jan 26, 2013
Because girls are ALWAYS happy, never sad.

Why do does bark?

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#9 Jan 26, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
Because girls are ALWAYS happy, never sad.
Why do does bark?
Because their tongues are too long to properly form words.

Why don't catfish meow?

Cookie_Parker

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#11 Jan 27, 2013
Seriously__ wrote:
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Because their tongues are too long to properly form words.
Why don't catfish meow?
By the time they finish forming the words, the fisherman has located them and scooped them up in nets.

Why do birds fly?

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#12 Jan 27, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
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Why do birds fly?
Because their coo coo for cocoa puffs.

Why does Kooks Troll?

“so tell me......”

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#13 Jan 27, 2013
Huntington Guy wrote:
<quoted text>Because their coo coo for cocoa puffs.
Why does Kooks Troll?
Because she can't afford a Taxi.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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#14 Jan 27, 2013
angelinaUK wrote:
<quoted text>Because she can't afford a Taxi.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Close, actually its because Government assistance doesnt pay for taxis, but under Obama that could change at any time though. lol

And to answer your question, Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

Good Morning angelina, hey you know Ive been watching a lot of British TV lately on netflix. Not bad, not bad at all!!!

“so tell me......”

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#15 Jan 27, 2013
Huntington Guy wrote:
<quoted text>Close, actually its because Government assistance doesnt pay for taxis, but under Obama that could change at any time though. lol
And to answer your question, Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
Good Morning angelina, hey you know Ive been watching a lot of British TV lately on netflix. Not bad, not bad at all!!!
Afternoon sir,

You forgot to ask a question.

What UK V progs have you been watching?

Cookie_Parker

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#16 Jan 27, 2013
The red ones.

What makes the moon get full and then half again?

Hell Sucks

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#17 Jan 27, 2013
Cookie_Parker wrote:
The red ones.
What makes the moon get full and then half again?
Diuretics

Why does hate prosper over love?

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#18 Jan 28, 2013
Hell Sucks wrote:
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Diuretics
Why does hate prosper over love?
It only does that if we let it.

What is the best cure for insomnia?

“God Loves Ilks!”

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#19 Jan 28, 2013
angelinaUK wrote:
<quoted text>It only does that if we let it.
What is the best cure for insomnia?
Hit yourself in the head with a hammer.
Why do dogs chase their tails?

“What game?”

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#20 Jan 28, 2013
angelinaUK wrote:
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the Opossum that it can be done.

Why do men who aren't drunk try to hit on lesbians?

Sceptical_Mal

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#21 Jan 28, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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To prove to the Opossum that it can be done.
Why do men who aren't drunk try to hit on lesbians?
Because they have been watching too many movies (you know the ones I mean)

How long is a piece of string?

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