Is the Bible always literally true or...

Is the Bible always literally true or correct?

Created by Big Al on Jun 16, 2014

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hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3034 Aug 20, 2014
no-one-special wrote:
correction: "all the OT inspired writers were anointed"
correction: "all the OT inspired writers were anointed by SATAN".
hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3035 Aug 20, 2014
satan, a hebrew word that means adversary
hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3036 Aug 20, 2014
eve, a hebrew word meaning, living one, or source of life.

Since: Aug 08

Somewhere in Ireland

#3037 Aug 20, 2014
Laci Ann 7 wrote:
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I don't really care what you ppl think of me....you are just trolls. So with every chance I get, I will show your lies.
Of course you care, you have vanity and self righteousness in equal abundance!
hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3038 Aug 20, 2014
Hovah, as in je hovah, means ruin, disaster.
hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3039 Aug 20, 2014
Ezekiel 14:9English Standard Version (ESV)

9 And if the prophet is deceived and speaks a word, I, the Lord, have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand against him and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel.

Now why would an all powerful (or so he claims) god need to deceive anyone?

Remember Allah is called the deceiver in the quran!
hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3040 Aug 20, 2014
So je HOVAH, the god of ruin and disaster, is the god that admonished fathers it was ok to sell their daughters into slavery and stone their sons for being "stubborn".

HOWEVER:

Judges 1:19
And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

DANG those iron chariots!
hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3041 Aug 20, 2014
Numbers 21:8

King James Bible
And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live.

he could call the serpents because he is the god of ruin and distruction, the enemy of LIFE. Being the ENEMY OF LIFE, he could not heal the israelites. he had to revert back to the goddess and have the Israelites receive healing through HER.

WHO IS LIFE? THE SOURCE OF LIFE? THE LIVING ONE? EVE.

“Let Your Heart Shine”

Since: May 14

Lincoln, NE

#3042 Aug 20, 2014
hilariosity wrote:
So je HOVAH, the god of ruin and disaster, is the god that admonished fathers it was ok to sell their daughters into slavery and stone their sons for being "stubborn".
HOWEVER:
Judges 1:19
And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.
DANG those iron chariots!
9. the Lord was with Judah; … but they could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley—The war was of the Lord, whose omnipotent aid would have ensured their success in every encounter, whether on the mountains or the plains, with foot soldiers or cavalry. It was distrust, the want of a simple and firm reliance on the promise of God, that made them afraid of the iron chariots (see on [210]Jos 11:4-9).~Jamieson-Fausset-Brow n
hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3043 Aug 20, 2014
Who is Jehovah, ruin, disaster, SATAN.
Therefore, Jehovah maning SATAN did not send a savior. He sent the anti-christ. The one to mislead, destroy and harass Eve upon the face of the earth.
Jesus is the anti-christ. He was also known as Soloman whose yearly accountants always averaged out to 666. He first appeared on earth as Adam. Eve had lived upon the earth long before Adam was created by the spirit satan.
hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3044 Aug 20, 2014
Hell-Sucks wrote:
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9. the Lord was with Judah; … but they could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley—The war was of the Lord, whose omnipotent aid would have ensured their success in every encounter, whether on the mountains or the plains, with foot soldiers or cavalry. It was distrust, the want of a simple and firm reliance on the promise of God, that made them afraid of the iron chariots (see on [210]Jos 11:4-9).~Jamieson-Fausset-Brow n
Lol, you mean an omnipotent god can't overcome individuals fear? You know better than that. You are making excuses for him.

“Let Your Heart Shine”

Since: May 14

Lincoln, NE

#3045 Aug 20, 2014
hilariosity wrote:
Numbers 21:8
King James Bible
And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live.
he could call the serpents because he is the god of ruin and distruction, the enemy of LIFE. Being the ENEMY OF LIFE, he could not heal the israelites. he had to revert back to the goddess and have the Israelites receive healing through HER.
WHO IS LIFE? THE SOURCE OF LIFE? THE LIVING ONE? EVE.
Eve? Mary? They were mothers. Not the "source".

and it shall come to pass, that everyone that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live; which is very wonderful, that by looking to the figure of a serpent, men should be cured of the bites of real ones, and which bites were deadly; the virtue of healing could not come from the figure, but from God, who appointed it to be made, the Targum of Jonathan adds, that one bitten should live,"if he directed his heart to the Word of the Lord,''even to that divine Logos or Word of God, whose lifting up was figured hereby; see John 3:14.~Pulpit Commentary

“Let Your Heart Shine”

Since: May 14

Lincoln, NE

#3046 Aug 20, 2014
hilariosity wrote:
Who is Jehovah, ruin, disaster, SATAN.
Therefore, Jehovah maning SATAN did not send a savior. He sent the anti-christ. The one to mislead, destroy and harass Eve upon the face of the earth.
Jesus is the anti-christ. He was also known as Soloman whose yearly accountants always averaged out to 666. He first appeared on earth as Adam. Eve had lived upon the earth long before Adam was created by the spirit satan.
Are you Susan??
no-one-special

Mérida, Mexico

#3047 Aug 20, 2014
hilariosity wrote:
Ezekiel 14:9English Standard Version (ESV)
9 And if the prophet is deceived and speaks a word, I, the Lord, have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand against him and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel.
Now why would an all powerful (or so he claims) god need to deceive anyone?
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I mean if the bible were to say that He didn't create both good and evil you'd say he wasn't the Creator and you'd be wondering where evil came from (possibly assuming evil came before Him), right? But....because he is the Creator of both good.... and evil spirit(s) with a purpose, when a person (prophet, minister, preacher, guide) doesn't put themselves under His authority by dealing in truth, He allows that person (prophet, minister, preacher, guide) to put themselves under the authority of demonic influence (which causes blindness) to deceive other people who also refuse to put themselves under the Creator's authority. It isn't until they repent and deal with the truth in Hashem and His Meschiach does this demonic influence flee from a person (according to Matthew 4:1-11 and Ephesians 6:10-20) and are delivered from the day of wrath Also, I see no problem with God giving people a choice called free will and letting liars follow their own guides into a pit, do you? In other words, why blame God for the road of falsehoods they chose to go down?

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hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3048 Aug 20, 2014
The Garden of Eden was a bastardization of what was to be called
The Garden of EVE or the Garden of the Living One.
Allah, Jehovah, god of Abraham, the Great Deceiver aka SATAN has deceived the WORLD.
hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3049 Aug 20, 2014
Hell-Sucks wrote:
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Eve? Mary? They were mothers. Not the "source".
and it shall come to pass, that everyone that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live; which is very wonderful, that by looking to the figure of a serpent, men should be cured of the bites of real ones, and which bites were deadly; the virtue of healing could not come from the figure, but from God, who appointed it to be made, the Targum of Jonathan adds, that one bitten should live,"if he directed his heart to the Word of the Lord,''even to that divine Logos or Word of God, whose lifting up was figured hereby; see John 3:14.~Pulpit Commentary
Eve in Hebrew means "Source of Life". Hovah of je HOVAH means ruin, disaster.
Deuteronomy 6:15 &#9658;

New International Version
for the LORD your God, who is among you, is a jealous God and his anger will burn against you, and he will destroy you from the face of the land.

jealous - feeling or showing envy of someone or their achievements and advantages

Why would a supposed omnipotent god feel jealous or envious?
hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3050 Aug 20, 2014
Hell-Sucks wrote:
<quoted text>
Eve? Mary? They were mothers. Not the "source".
and it shall come to pass, that everyone that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live; which is very wonderful, that by looking to the figure of a serpent, men should be cured of the bites of real ones, and which bites were deadly; the virtue of healing could not come from the figure, but from God, who appointed it to be made, the Targum of Jonathan adds, that one bitten should live,"if he directed his heart to the Word of the Lord,''even to that divine Logos or Word of God, whose lifting up was figured hereby; see John 3:14.~Pulpit Commentary
Ah...and your "source" of information is the book of the "deceiver, enemy of life"?
The copper snake had long been an emblem used to heal people. It was used within the snake religions of the goddess. Jehovah is devoid of power. He couldn't stop the iron chariots and he couldn't heal the israelits of the snake bites.Yahweh, aka Jehovah, was also known by the Jews as being a "snake god" and moon god.

the Targum of Jonathan adds, that one bitten should live,"if he directed his heart to the Word of the Lord,'(Making up excuses again.)
hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3051 Aug 20, 2014
or perhaps I should be more accurate saying, "a little white lie to justify".
hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3052 Aug 20, 2014
Ezekial 1:10
Speaks of the eagle, lion, adam, and the ox. These are living characteristics of god.

If you note the ox is mentioned. We all know what an ox is, a beast of burden manipulated to serve it's master. Another outstanding characteristic is distinct lack of ability to "create life".
hilariosity

Barnesville, OH

#3053 Aug 20, 2014
no-one-special wrote:
<quoted text>
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I mean if the bible were to say that He didn't create both good and evil you'd say he wasn't the Creator and you'd be wondering where evil came from (possibly assuming evil came before Him), right? But....because he is the Creator of both good.... and evil spirit(s) with a purpose, when a person (prophet, minister, preacher, guide) doesn't put themselves under His authority by dealing in truth, He allows that person (prophet, minister, preacher, guide) to put themselves under the authority of demonic influence (which causes blindness) to deceive other people who also refuse to put themselves under the Creator's authority. It isn't until they repent and deal with the truth in Hashem and His Meschiach does this demonic influence flee from a person (according to Matthew 4:1-11 and Ephesians 6:10-20) and are delivered from the day of wrath Also, I see no problem with God giving people a choice called free will and letting liars follow their own guides into a pit, do you? In other words, why blame God for the road of falsehoods they chose to go down?
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No, none of the above is correct. I am using scriptures within the (christian aka satanic) bible to show who christians are truly worshiping. Satan has not been allowed to completely deceive everyone. The bible itself contains the true identity of who you are worshiping. The first clue is within his name je(hovah). the god of ruin and destruction. His inability to heal the israelites and defeat the iron chariots. His inability to make the walls of Jericho fall. The people had to create the vibrations to topple the walls. Jehovah could not. He is impotent of power.
The god of destruction has tricked people into creating three religions, christianity, judaism, and islam and is pitting the believers against one another in a major attempt to destroy all life.

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