Frankie snookums... you are supposed to be working on your coming out of the closet! You promised me, your ex wife, your fling pastor, and all those folks at MCC..<quoted text>
Yes, feel free, I have nothing to hide!
Listen guys, don't get the wrong idea. While I do believe in the scriptures and adhere to the truth, I embrace science and am open-minded to other views so as long as they don't contradict the rational, authentic interpretation of scripture.
The only problem that people have with me is that I adhere and teach the true, even when it's unpopular. Understandably, certain truths--such as the fact that most of the people here shall be enslaved and burned in the lake of fire before any chance of attaining salvation--isn't something that others like to hear or are willing to accept, ya know?
Now quit bullshyting and tell the truth..