Changes to the RCC If Father Guido Sa...

Changes to the RCC If Father Guido Sarducci Were Pope

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“Shoot for the stars”

Since: Dec 10

Planet Earth

#1 Feb 16, 2013
Oh, weed would be included in the sacraments and nuns would have new habits. Super Bowl would become a observed holy day and fish Fridays becomes pizza, wine and beer night.
Add onto the list folks and have fun!!!
Big Al

Grand Rapids, MN

#2 Feb 16, 2013
"Life is a job. You get $14.50 a day, but after you die, you have to pay for your sins. Stealing a hub cap is around $100. Masturbation is 35 cents (it doesn't seem like much, but it adds up). If there's money left when you subtract what you owe from what you've earned, you can go to heaven. If not, you have to go back to work.(Sort of like reincarnation..." - Father Guido Sarducci

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