our brains are where god dwells?

our brains are where god dwells?

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Leslie Siegel

Encino, CA

#1 Mar 15, 2011
Jesus is no longer a human. God is energy. There is NO DEVIL. The DEVIL is really the dark side of God. God and Jesus are taking up 10% of our brains. Meaning, inside your brain is God and Jesus living in there, a part of their particles. Once you die, God swoops to the right side of your brain and literally grabs you electronically and pulls you to his energy light shaft, and your soul travels over the top of your brain, which is two parts, left and right. Once he has you, he and you swoop out of the brain of your body and then your body expires. You are carried as energy now with God and Jesus. The love they feel has been there long before you were born. God is so mighty and large that if you actually saw him and lived, you would vaporize, or want to be vaporized. But, as for the love, you must, as Jesus said, LOVE YOURSELVES, not yourself, LOVE YOURSELVES, meaning all the world, not just your husband or pal, or friend or bar buddy... Love everyone, no matter what and in turn he loves you even more. When I was a child, I was bullied throughout it, I was always turning the other cheek literally and the bullies knew what I was doing, but they slapped that cheek too, so I asked them, "hey you want to wear my jacket?" They would take it and throw it on the floor, then later it is missing from the closet in my homeroom so I make a stand and ask principal if I can go to class to class which was about 60 classrooms, 4 floors of the school. As I came and interrupted the classes, I would mention something out loud about Jesus, and I knew who took the coat. It was twin sisters Denise and Desiree Leak (real names)! Never got it back, but one day one of those twins walked by me and stabbed me with a plastic broken end of a protractor ruler. I was bleeding and had another jacket just like the one that was taken by them. This time my dad and mom made us to the guidance lady and principal and I remember Denise and Desiree sitting next to me separated by a partition made of cloth. Their mean, evil faces poked thru a whole in the canvas of the separator and one said (They were identical black girl sisters) "You know it ain't me and her," she said pointing to her sister. I look away and spotted a poster on the wall that told me GOD LOVES ME, the poster said: "TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE!", so I turned to the sisters again and said, "I forgive you guys, whomever did it," and held up my bandaged arm. They seemed to get frustrated as they usually did, and slammed the desk tops down hard to scare me. It was so close to the end of school, that in the end, both girls were being held back, and I was moving on to a higher grade. In fact, we were moving away from New York City and going to RI to live in a huge mansion on the Ocean, so I know God loves me and is in my mind always, even when we die. Once we settled in the new town, the bullying began all over again, as if God had hardened their hearts and made them do it, so I would be a better writer and kinder in my ways, and not get to be a bully. So God is a strange spirit, but he is in our minds, and all over the world, so he loves us, sorry to be so long winded. Love you all... LKS

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#2 Mar 15, 2011
You're right. You are long winded and apparently unaware of paragraphs. Maybe if someone feels like reading your post I'll get a synopsis.

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#3 Mar 15, 2011
If that is true then god was not discovered until Ben Franklin came along with his trusty kite.
THANKS_FOR_CATTY _COMMENT

Encino, CA

#4 Mar 16, 2011
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
You're right. You are long winded and apparently unaware of paragraphs. Maybe if someone feels like reading your post I'll get a synopsis.
YOU CALL YOURSELF a Christian or whatever it is you do on this fake board. All I was doing was saying my beliefs. Well, you will never see me on this board again. You are one heck of an ignorant fool. I was just trying to relay info, not debate. Your comment has really hurt me and I had the notion to report you, but I TURNED THE OTHER CHEEK! You never read the post because you cannot understand and I see you have thousands of posts, big ego and a stupid brain if you can't read a long paragraph. It's WHAT I believe, I didn't shove it down your frickin' throat. I am hurt and disillusioned with this board and the people on the net and in real life. I will never come back nor answer another post. And, I wish i could get this post off of this board. You play the role of the bully, as usual, I am THE CURSE OF MISS KANE!
THANKS_FOR_CATTY _COMMENT

Encino, CA

#5 Mar 16, 2011
Guitarpima wrote:
If that is true then god was not discovered until Ben Franklin came along with his trusty kite.
Wow, I cannot get over the comments over something as close to me as my own heart. You have hurt me, bullied me, and made me feel worse by joining this site. I'm uttering depressed now, more depressed than I've been ever in my whole life. Maybe you should re read my post and see how bullied I've been since a child, and your comment only stuck the bully's knife closer to my heart and soul. I hope God takes me soon!

“Yes we can. Change is good.”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#6 Mar 16, 2011
THANKS_FOR_CATTY_COMMENT wrote:
<quoted text>
YOU CALL YOURSELF a Christian or whatever it is you do on this fake board. All I was doing was saying my beliefs. Well, you will never see me on this board again. You are one heck of an ignorant fool. I was just trying to relay info, not debate. Your comment has really hurt me and I had the notion to report you, but I TURNED THE OTHER CHEEK! You never read the post because you cannot understand and I see you have thousands of posts, big ego and a stupid brain if you can't read a long paragraph. It's WHAT I believe, I didn't shove it down your frickin' throat. I am hurt and disillusioned with this board and the people on the net and in real life. I will never come back nor answer another post. And, I wish i could get this post off of this board. You play the role of the bully, as usual, I am THE CURSE OF MISS KANE!
Most posters in this forum are Christian hating trolls hiding behind their keyboards. They are so miserable in their lives they spend their time here trying to make others as miserable as they are. Just ignore them.

Roland_Deschain

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#7 Mar 16, 2011
Leslie Siegel wrote:
Jesus is no longer a human. God is energy. There is NO DEVIL. The DEVIL is really the dark side of God. God and Jesus are taking up 10% of our brains. Meaning, inside your brain is God and Jesus living in there, a part of their particles. Once you die, God swoops to the right side of your brain and literally grabs you electronically and pulls you to his energy light shaft, and your soul travels over the top of your brain, which is two parts, left and right. Once he has you, he and you swoop out of the brain of your body and then your body expires. You are carried as energy now with God and Jesus. The love they feel has been there long before you were born. God is so mighty and large that if you actually saw him and lived, you would vaporize, or want to be vaporized. But, as for the love, you must, as Jesus said, LOVE YOURSELVES, not yourself, LOVE YOURSELVES, meaning all the world, not just your husband or pal, or friend or bar buddy... Love everyone, no matter what and in turn he loves you even more. When I was a child, I was bullied throughout it, I was always turning the other cheek literally and the bullies knew what I was doing, but they slapped that cheek too, so I asked them, "hey you want to wear my jacket?" They would take it and throw it on the floor, then later it is missing from the closet in my homeroom so I make a stand and ask principal if I can go to class to class which was about 60 classrooms, 4 floors of the school. As I came and interrupted the classes, I would mention something out loud about Jesus, and I knew who took the coat. It was twin sisters Denise and Desiree Leak (real names)! Never got it back, but one day one of those twins walked by me and stabbed me with a plastic broken end of a protractor ruler. I was bleeding and had another jacket just like the one that was taken by them. This time my dad and mom made us to the guidance lady and principal and I remember Denise and Desiree sitting next to me separated by a partition made of cloth. Their mean, evil faces poked thru a whole in the canvas of the separator and one said (They were identical black girl sisters) "You know it ain't me and her," she said pointing to her sister. I look away and spotted a poster on the wall that told me GOD LOVES ME, the poster said: "TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE!", so I turned to the sisters again and said, "I forgive you guys, whomever did it," and held up my bandaged arm. They seemed to get frustrated as they usually did, and slammed the desk tops down hard to scare me. It was so close to the end of school, that in the end, both girls were being held back, and I was moving on to a higher grade. In fact, we were moving away from New York City and going to RI to live in a huge mansion on the Ocean, so I know God loves me and is in my mind always, even when we die. Once we settled in the new town, the bullying began all over again, as if God had hardened their hearts and made them do it, so I would be a better writer and kinder in my ways, and not get to be a bully. So God is a strange spirit, but he is in our minds, and all over the world, so he loves us, sorry to be so long winded. Love you all... LKS
Yes,'Jesus','God' and 'Satan' are memes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

Roland_Deschain

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#8 Mar 16, 2011
SeenDemons wrote:
<quoted text>Most posters in this forum are Christian hating trolls hiding behind their keyboards.
Wrong. Posting a robust and opposing point of view is not hatred, it is merely free speech.
SeenDemons wrote:
<quoted text>
They are so miserable in their lives they spend their time here trying to make others as miserable as they are. Just ignore them.
What a coincidence, you could be describing yourself here.

Roland_Deschain

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#9 Mar 16, 2011
THANKS_FOR_CATTY_COMMENT wrote:
<quoted text>
Wow, I cannot get over the comments over something as close to me as my own heart. You have hurt me, bullied me, and made me feel worse by joining this site. I'm uttering depressed now, more depressed than I've been ever in my whole life. Maybe you should re read my post and see how bullied I've been since a child, and your comment only stuck the bully's knife closer to my heart and soul.
Are you an adult? If you had bothered to spend time reading some of the comments on this forum prior to posting you would have realised it is not the place for people who are easily offended.
THANKS_FOR_CATTY_COMMENT wrote:
<quoted text>
I hope God takes me soon!
Which one?

www.godchecker.com
Grin Reaper

Alpharetta, GA

#10 Mar 16, 2011
THANKS_FOR_CATTY_COMMENT wrote:
<quoted text>
YOU CALL YOURSELF a Christian or whatever it is you do on this fake board. All I was doing was saying my beliefs. Well, you will never see me on this board again. You are one heck of an ignorant fool. I was just trying to relay info, not debate. Your comment has really hurt me and I had the notion to report you, but I TURNED THE OTHER CHEEK! You never read the post because you cannot understand and I see you have thousands of posts, big ego and a stupid brain if you can't read a long paragraph. It's WHAT I believe, I didn't shove it down your frickin' throat. I am hurt and disillusioned with this board and the people on the net and in real life. I will never come back nor answer another post. And, I wish i could get this post off of this board. You play the role of the bully, as usual, I am THE CURSE OF MISS KANE!
Aw com'on Cat. Stick around awhile.

You shudda seen how I was treated the first ten years on this sight.

they called me ev'rythin'. Stuff that made even Jesus throw up.

Names like "Inn Keeper" "Gin Raper" "Sockpoppet" even "Grin Reaper!"

That last one seemed to stick.

Now, I get to to post with the big kids, and get their left-over gruel.

They even throw some judge-its my way. I like the groucho icons.

Getting truncated is about the worst now. Don't get truncked!

No one's ever called me a "POE" yet. If they call you "POE", watch out.

POe is like getting a "666" stamped on yo butt.

I even had one of the wise guys say, "HEY!"
----------

Grim's Forum Advisory: Dress sharp! Bathe reg! Truncate yourself reg!

Begin each post with, "I DON'T KNOW SHIT; HOWEVER, I believe ......"

If you do know some shit, don't spread it too thick! Use spell check!

That's about it for now, kid! Other posters will no doubt offer tips.

tips are limited to 15% on Athiest Forums; 10% on the Cheaper Xtian one!

Oh yeah, don't cross swords with "Nettie Belle", or "What"; ...'cause,

They'll beat ya if they're able,

The Queen of Hearts is always your best friend.

It seem to me some good things have been laid upon your table,

But you only want the things that you can't get.

Desperado ..., You better come to your senses,

Quit ridin' those fences and open the gate;

Awe Shit ..., I thought I was posting to "Cliff09";

Sorry there, Cat!(smile)

Grin [:)
OKAY

Houston, TX

#11 Mar 16, 2011
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
You're right. You are long winded and apparently unaware of paragraphs. Maybe if someone feels like reading your post I'll get a synopsis.
Hopefully no one will waste their time...
What

Statts Mills, WV

#12 Mar 16, 2011
Roland_Deschain wrote:
<quoted text>
Wrong. Posting a robust and opposing point of view is not hatred, it is merely free speech.
<quoted text>
What a coincidence, you could be describing yourself here.
Sheeeesh. What is not registering in your shallow brain is that believers don't want you here. Don't need you here so leave. Go to the atheist board. I guarantee you I won't come to harass you or ridicule your beliefs, or non beliefs, there.
What

Statts Mills, WV

#13 Mar 16, 2011
Roland_Deschain wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you an adult? If you had bothered to spend time reading some of the comments on this forum prior to posting you would have realised it is not the place for people who are easily offended.
<quoted text>
Which one?
www.godchecker.com
A child's site. That all you have to offer?

“Search For Truth”

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#14 Mar 16, 2011
Oh boy! We do get some freaks in Topix, don't we?
Apart from the fact he/she posts with two different names!

Roland_Deschain

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#15 Mar 16, 2011
What wrote:
<quoted text>
A child's site. That all you have to offer?
I knew you would be reading my post so I pitched it at your level.

Roland_Deschain

“Naturalism - Nature is Enough”

Since: Nov 07

UK

#16 Mar 16, 2011
What wrote:
<quoted text>
Sheeeesh. What is not registering in your shallow brain is that believers don't want you here.
All the more reason for me to stay then.
What wrote:
<quoted text>
Don't need you here so leave. Go to the atheist board.
Actually I like it here so I think I will stay.
What wrote:
<quoted text>
I guarantee you I won't come to harass you or ridicule your beliefs, or non beliefs, there.
The only reason you don't visit the atheist forum is because you don't know what to enter in your browser to get there.
Punisher

Brooklyn, NY

#17 Mar 16, 2011
Leslie Siegel wrote:
Jesus is no longer a human. God is energy. There is NO DEVIL. The DEVIL is really the dark side of God. God and Jesus are taking up 10% of our brains. Meaning, inside your brain is God and Jesus living in there, a part of their particles. Once you die, God swoops to the right side of your brain and literally grabs you electronically and pulls you to his energy light shaft, and your soul travels over the top of your brain, which is two parts, left and right. Once he has you, he and you swoop out of the brain of your body and then your body expires. You are carried as energy now with God and Jesus. The love they feel has been there long before you were born. God is so mighty and large that if you actually saw him and lived, you would vaporize, or want to be vaporized. But, as for the love, you must, as Jesus said, LOVE YOURSELVES, not yourself, LOVE YOURSELVES, meaning all the world, not just your husband or pal, or friend or bar buddy... Love everyone, no matter what and in turn he loves you even more. When I was a child, I was bullied throughout it, I was always turning the other cheek literally and the bullies knew what I was doing, but they slapped that cheek too, so I asked them, "hey you want to wear my jacket?" They would take it and throw it on the floor, then later it is missing from the closet in my homeroom so I make a stand and ask principal if I can go to class to class which was about 60 classrooms, 4 floors of the school. As I came and interrupted the classes, I would mention something out loud about Jesus, and I knew who took the coat. It was twin sisters Denise and Desiree Leak (real names)! Never got it back, but one day one of those twins walked by me and stabbed me with a plastic broken end of a protractor ruler. I was bleeding and had another jacket just like the one that was taken by them. This time my dad and mom made us to the guidance lady and principal and I remember Denise and Desiree sitting next to me separated by a partition made of cloth. Their mean, evil faces poked thru a whole in the canvas of the separator and one said (They were identical black girl sisters) "You know it ain't me and her," she said pointing to her sister. I look away and spotted a poster on the wall that told me GOD LOVES ME, the poster said: "TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE!", so I turned to the sisters again and said, "I forgive you guys, whomever did it," and held up my bandaged arm. They seemed to get frustrated as they usually did, and slammed the desk tops down hard to scare me. It was so close to the end of school, that in the end, both girls were being held back, and I was moving on to a higher grade. In fact, we were moving away from New York City and going to RI to live in a huge mansion on the Ocean, so I know God loves me and is in my mind always, even when we die. Once we settled in the new town, the bullying began all over again, as if God had hardened their hearts and made them do it, so I would be a better writer and kinder in my ways, and not get to be a bully. So God is a strange spirit, but he is in our minds, and all over the world, so he loves us, sorry to be so long winded. Love you all... LKS
Hello Captain Run-on...! I'm guessing you're a very young girl...?
Punisher

Brooklyn, NY

#18 Mar 16, 2011
THANKS_FOR_CATTY_COMMENT wrote:
<quoted text>
YOU CALL YOURSELF a Christian or whatever it is you do on this fake board. All I was doing was saying my beliefs.

Well, you will never see me on this board again.

!
Oh well...
Punisher

Brooklyn, NY

#19 Mar 16, 2011
What wrote:
<quoted text>
Sheeeesh. What is not registering in your shallow brain is that believers don't want you here. Don't need you here so leave. Go to the atheist board. I guarantee you I won't come to harass you or ridicule your beliefs, or non beliefs, there.
Hey boy whats not register'n on your brain is we dont want your kind 'round these parts...we dont take to yer kind...we prefer yer kind a be hung'n from a tree...so we cans dance around ya...showing how much better'n we be...So skedaddle befores we get go fetch us a rope.

“Yes we can. Change is good.”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#20 Mar 16, 2011
Roland_Deschain wrote:
<quoted text>
Wrong. Posting a robust and opposing point of view is not hatred, it is merely free speech.
What a load of crap. Do you believe your own bs since you have been spewing it so long?!

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