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“Jesus is Lord”

Since: Aug 11

Greenwood, Indiana

#1 Oct 21, 2013
What would you do if you were Satan and you knew you only had a very short time before Jesus Christ returned to earth?? What would you do to seduce mankind into the spider web that has been thickly-coated with the worst types of sadistic evil ever known to man?? What would you do to deceive and to destroy??
Surely you have dreamt about what you would do if you won the $40 million jackpot, or inherited a vast fortune from a long-lost relative...but what would you do if you were Satan?? How would you try to dupe the general public into seeing the world from your point of view, knowing that the decisions they make in these last days would have eternal repercussions??
If I were Satan, I would deny my existence. Please understand that Satan is not a mythical figure wearing a cape and carrying a pitch fork with a long, dangling tail. He is very real, and he is seeking whom he may devour....
Big Bad Joe

Indianapolis, IN

#2 Oct 21, 2013
ThePreacherman01 wrote:
What would you do if you were Satan and you knew you only had a very short time before Jesus Christ returned to earth?? What would you do to seduce mankind into the spider web that has been thickly-coated with the worst types of sadistic evil ever known to man?? What would you do to deceive and to destroy??
Surely you have dreamt about what you would do if you won the $40 million jackpot, or inherited a vast fortune from a long-lost relative...but what would you do if you were Satan?? How would you try to dupe the general public into seeing the world from your point of view, knowing that the decisions they make in these last days would have eternal repercussions??
If I were Satan, I would deny my existence. Please understand that Satan is not a mythical figure wearing a cape and carrying a pitch fork with a long, dangling tail. He is very real, and he is seeking whom he may devour....
WOW and I mean WOW Pastor you are putting this on topix. You was talking about this last Sunday, everyone should love this thread. By the way I love what you was talking about Sunday bless you Pastor.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#3 Oct 21, 2013
ThePreacherman01 wrote:
What would you do if you were Satan and you knew you only had a very short time before Jesus Christ returned to earth?? What would you do to seduce mankind into the spider web that has been thickly-coated with the worst types of sadistic evil ever known to man?? What would you do to deceive and to destroy??
Surely you have dreamt about what you would do if you won the $40 million jackpot, or inherited a vast fortune from a long-lost relative...but what would you do if you were Satan?? How would you try to dupe the general public into seeing the world from your point of view, knowing that the decisions they make in these last days would have eternal repercussions??
If I were Satan, I would deny my existence. Please understand that Satan is not a mythical figure wearing a cape and carrying a pitch fork with a long, dangling tail. He is very real, and he is seeking whom he may devour....
Toothpick?

“so tell me......”

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#4 Oct 21, 2013
ThePreacherman01 wrote:
What would you do if you were Satan and you knew you only had a very short time before Jesus Christ returned to earth?? What would you do to seduce mankind into the spider web that has been thickly-coated with the worst types of sadistic evil ever known to man?? What would you do to deceive and to destroy??
Surely you have dreamt about what you would do if you won the $40 million jackpot, or inherited a vast fortune from a long-lost relative...but what would you do if you were Satan?? How would you try to dupe the general public into seeing the world from your point of view, knowing that the decisions they make in these last days would have eternal repercussions??
If I were Satan, I would deny my existence. Please understand that Satan is not a mythical figure wearing a cape and carrying a pitch fork with a long, dangling tail. He is very real, and he is seeking whom he may devour....
I would tell people that they have plenty of time to think about God, salvation and forgiveness.
WakeUp

Tinley Park, IL

#5 Oct 21, 2013
ThePreacherman01 wrote:
What would you do if you were Satan and you knew you only had a very short time before Jesus Christ returned to earth?? What would you do to seduce mankind into the spider web that has been thickly-coated with the worst types of sadistic evil ever known to man?? What would you do to deceive and to destroy??
I would disguise myself as a man of God and teach people that God wants them to be rich ... for we all know that the love of money is the root of ALL EVIL.
Punisher

Tuckahoe, NY

#6 Oct 21, 2013
ThePreacherman01 wrote:
What would you do if you were Satan and you knew you only had a very short time before Jesus Christ returned to earth?? What would you do to seduce mankind into the spider web that has been thickly-coated with the worst types of sadistic evil ever known to man?? What would you do to deceive and to destroy??
Surely you have dreamt about what you would do if you won the $40 million jackpot, or inherited a vast fortune from a long-lost relative...but what would you do if you were Satan?? How would you try to dupe the general public into seeing the world from your point of view, knowing that the decisions they make in these last days would have eternal repercussions??
If I were Satan, I would deny my existence. Please understand that Satan is not a mythical figure wearing a cape and carrying a pitch fork with a long, dangling tail. He is very real, and he is seeking whom he may devour....
When I think about winning the jackpot I think of how I could use it to help people. After paying my bills and setting up some trust funds for the kids...taking a fantasy vacation with the wife - the rest goes into a foundation to help people start their own businesses, etc...

If I was Satan, I'd make this God show himself!
Punisher

Tuckahoe, NY

#7 Oct 21, 2013
Big Bad Joe wrote:
<quoted text>WOW and I mean WOW Pastor you are putting this on topix. You was talking about this last Sunday, everyone should love this thread. By the way I love what you was talking about Sunday bless you Pastor.
We know you and P-man are the same poster!

That cat has never been in the bag...!
Punisher

Tuckahoe, NY

#8 Oct 21, 2013
WakeUp wrote:
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I would disguise myself as a man of God and teach people that God wants them to be rich ... for we all know that the love of money is the root of ALL EVIL.
What exactly is the Love of money?

Seriously...we live in a culture where we're all seriously involved in the pursuit of money - some people have to spend 80% of their day in that pursuit due to institutionalized inequity, that doesn't seem to be lessening - so what/where is the line we cross into LOVE if we're all heavily involved in the pursuit of money...?

Plus the much lauded American Dream demands money and lots of it...so is the basic American dream in direct contradiction with Xtianity, that we're told is the underlying support system and inspiration of this nation...?!?!

Hmm...? Somethings amiss...
WakeUp

Tinley Park, IL

#9 Oct 21, 2013
Punisher wrote:
<quoted text>What exactly is the Love of money?
Greed
Big Al

Hibbing, MN

#10 Oct 21, 2013
ThePreacherman01 wrote:
What would you do if you were Satan and you knew you only had a very short time before Jesus Christ returned to earth?? What would you do to seduce mankind into the spider web that has been thickly-coated with the worst types of sadistic evil ever known to man?? What would you do to deceive and to destroy??
Surely you have dreamt about what you would do if you won the $40 million jackpot, or inherited a vast fortune from a long-lost relative...but what would you do if you were Satan?? How would you try to dupe the general public into seeing the world from your point of view, knowing that the decisions they make in these last days would have eternal repercussions??
If I were Satan, I would deny my existence. Please understand that Satan is not a mythical figure wearing a cape and carrying a pitch fork with a long, dangling tail. He is very real, and he is seeking whom he may devour....
What would you do if you were a native American living before Columbus or the missionaries arrived? You would never have heard of Jesus or the Bible and you wouldn't have known that you were a sinner in need of salvation.

“Jesus=only way into Heaven”

Since: Nov 12

saved by grace through faith

#11 Oct 21, 2013
If I were Satan I'd do exactly as he has done.

Infiltrate the church (body of Christ), split Christianity into thousands and thousands of different man-made denominations, turn REAL Christians against each other, make up asinine lies such as evolution so that foolish people doubt the Holy Word, twist the Word of God like he did in the garden, make up lies about TRUE believers, twist the Word so that Christians doubt their eternal security, constantly attack Christians so they live defeated lives, corrupt the Word of God so that people use corrupted Bible "versions", etc etc etc.....

But as a TRUE child of the living God....
1 John 4:4- Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is He that is in you, than he that is in the world.

2 Corinthians 4:4- In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
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"How To Be Saved According to the Word of God"
http://www.soulwinning.info/tracts/how_to_be_...
WakeUp

Tinley Park, IL

#12 Oct 21, 2013
Big Al wrote:
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What would you do if you were a native American living before Columbus or the missionaries arrived? You would never have heard of Jesus or the Bible and you wouldn't have known that you were a sinner in need of salvation.
By conservative estimates, the population of the United states prior to European contact was greater than 12 million.

It is a firmly established fact that a mere 250,000 native Americans were still alive in the territory of the United States at the end of the 19th century.

Do you really think Europeans coming to America was a blessing to native Americans?
Big Al

Hibbing, MN

#13 Oct 21, 2013
WakeUp wrote:
<quoted text>
By conservative estimates, the population of the United states prior to European contact was greater than 12 million.
It is a firmly established fact that a mere 250,000 native Americans were still alive in the territory of the United States at the end of the 19th century.
Do you really think Europeans coming to America was a blessing to native Americans?
Absolutely not.

"They came with a Bible and their religion- stole our land, crushed our spirit... and now tell us we should be thankful to the 'Lord' for being saved." - Chief Pontiac, American Indian Chieftain

I was just wondering where the ThePreacherman01 would fit Native Americans who never knew they were sinners before the arrival of the Christian missionaries into his “God’s” plan for salvation.

“Born again atheist”

Since: Jun 12

Melbourne

#14 Oct 21, 2013
WakeUp wrote:
<quoted text>
By conservative estimates, the population of the United states prior to European contact was greater than 12 million.
It is a firmly established fact that a mere 250,000 native Americans were still alive in the territory of the United States at the end of the 19th century.
Do you really think Europeans coming to America was a blessing to native Americans?
Have a listen to The Last Resort by The Eagles. That song says it all.

One of my all time favorites.

“Jesus is Lord”

Since: Aug 11

Greenwood, Indiana

#15 Oct 22, 2013
angelinaUK wrote:
<quoted text>I would tell people that they have plenty of time to think about God, salvation and forgiveness.
What makes you think we have plenty of time, you would be better off if you read the book of Revelation....

“Jesus is Lord”

Since: Aug 11

Greenwood, Indiana

#16 Oct 22, 2013
It was a very real devil that crept into the Garden of Eden and seduced Adam when Eve asked him to take one tiny bite of that red, delicious apple. Even as the juice was dripping down Adam's hand, they were both filled with shame. One tiny bite and we were all kicked out of the garden for eternity. It was a very real devil that tempted Jesus in the wilderness, saying, "If You are the Son of God, turn these stones into bread." Can you imagine someone saying that to Jesus? If the devil can tempt the Son of God, he can tempt you and he can tempt me....

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#17 Oct 22, 2013
ThePreacherman01 wrote:
It was a very real devil that crept into the Garden of Eden and seduced Adam when Eve asked him to take one tiny bite of that red, delicious apple. Even as the juice was dripping down Adam's hand, they were both filled with shame. One tiny bite and we were all kicked out of the garden for eternity. It was a very real devil that tempted Jesus in the wilderness, saying, "If You are the Son of God, turn these stones into bread." Can you imagine someone saying that to Jesus? If the devil can tempt the Son of God, he can tempt you and he can tempt me....
Scripture please telling us that fruit was an apple.

“Jesus is Lord”

Since: Aug 11

Greenwood, Indiana

#18 Oct 22, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>Scripture please telling us that fruit was an apple.
There is no Scripture for your question Nettie. I put that in my comment to see if anyone would know the truth, it is called teaching. Do you know what kind of fruit it was??
Thinking

Royston, UK

#19 Oct 22, 2013
Why is satan such a tough nut for your god to crack?
An all powerful god could remove satan from any time in the past.
ThePreacherman01 wrote:
What would you do if you were Satan and you knew you only had a very short time before Jesus Christ returned to earth?? What would you do to seduce mankind into the spider web that has been thickly-coated with the worst types of sadistic evil ever known to man?? What would you do to deceive and to destroy??
Surely you have dreamt about what you would do if you won the $40 million jackpot, or inherited a vast fortune from a long-lost relative...but what would you do if you were Satan?? How would you try to dupe the general public into seeing the world from your point of view, knowing that the decisions they make in these last days would have eternal repercussions??
If I were Satan, I would deny my existence. Please understand that Satan is not a mythical figure wearing a cape and carrying a pitch fork with a long, dangling tail. He is very real, and he is seeking whom he may devour....

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#20 Oct 22, 2013
I would do nothing, because it will be totally impossible for all the different people of this world coming together and to accept the new coming of Jesus.
They would most probably ignore or kill him again.
For me being that evil character, I just have to stay low for a while and wait for the others to do the “job”.
We might think or imagine that it has been the case a number of times, but maybe not the way Christians would think?

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