Nettie's Pit Stop

“A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES”

Since: Aug 08

MUST BEGIN WITH A SINGLE STEP!

#34342 Jun 24, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
THINGS I LEARNED GROWING UP IN THE SOUTH
A possum is a flat animal that
sleeps in the middle of the road.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it'll stick ya.
If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart,
it is a buggy!
Jawl-P? means, Did you all go
to the bathroom?
People actually grow,eat
and like okra.
Fixinto is one word. It means
I'm going to do that.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do
like a little tea with our sugar.
It is referred to as
the Wine of the South.
Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
The word jeet is actually a question meaning,'Did you eat?'
You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
you work from cain't see to cain't see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
[Why else would you carry them?]
You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.
[Everyone knows ketchup is a vegetable. The other spice is
bar-b-que sauce.]
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for
local high school sports,
the motor sports, and gossip.
[Don't forgit the obits]
Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss(first name) or
Mr.(first name)
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
[In NC the first day of bear season IS a state holiday]
You know what a hissy fit is..
[And you know how to pitch one]
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no dang
Driver's Ed. If our mama says
we can drive, we can drive!!!
Learn something new everyday......lol!!!

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#34343 Jun 24, 2013
NorCal Native wrote:
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Learn something new everyday......lol!!!
My daughter posted this list on Facebook and I thought it was funny and actually very true.

“A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES”

Since: Aug 08

MUST BEGIN WITH A SINGLE STEP!

#34344 Jun 24, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>My daughter posted this list on Facebook and I thought it was funny and actually very true.
Like I said......we are life long learners and when we stop learning......we might as well be dead!!!

“A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES”

Since: Aug 08

MUST BEGIN WITH A SINGLE STEP!

#34345 Jul 2, 2013
So, how many Nettie's Pit Stops are there in the Christian forum? I thought this was the ONLY one!!!
nc resident

Charlotte, NC

#34346 Jul 2, 2013
NorCal Native wrote:
So, how many Nettie's Pit Stops are there in the Christian forum? I thought this was the ONLY one!!!
Franchise!

“A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES”

Since: Aug 08

MUST BEGIN WITH A SINGLE STEP!

#34347 Jul 2, 2013
nc resident wrote:
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Franchise!
Thank you for the information.......business must be good to open up others.......lol!!!

Hell Sucks

“THE HEAT IS ON”

Since: Apr 12

Satan IS in "The Church"

#34349 Jul 7, 2013
It is a decoy for the relentless snob-mob droll-troll cult-gang aka HG and tentacles. heehee

Some of the reasons for joining a cult/gang may include:

1. FriendsÂ’ influence or peer pressure
2. Curiosity of the unknown
3. The need for identification and protection against oppressions
4. Power acquisition for physical safety and protection
5. Parental/guardians failure in moral development
6. Ignorance
7. A search for love, structure, and discipline
8. A sense of self-worth and status
9. A family tradition
10. Fear of being intimidated/molested/bullied
11. Poor or shattered parental upbringing/background
12. A sense of belonging and commitment
13. Financial advancement/enhancement
14. Inferiority or supremacy complex
15. To be feared and dreaded
16. Show off/spirit of oppression
17. A place of acceptance
18. Academic imbalance
19. To gain popularity
20. Social inferences
21. Media influences
22. Satanic inferences
23. Inadequate and or mis-information on cults/gangs
24. friendship, guidance, thrill, and actions

http://www.campuscults.net/cult--gang-informa...

;*:*;

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#34351 Jul 7, 2013
What do you like about gravity.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#34352 Jul 7, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
What do you like about gravity.
I like gravity because if you spill spaghetti sauce, it goes on the floor and not on the ceiling so it is an easier cleaning job.

:)

Actually, I like the subject of gravity because it affects so many things in the universe. Interesting stuff.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#34353 Jul 7, 2013
Huh, doesn't anybody like gravity? I sort of like gravity.

OK, what don't you like about gravity?

I probably neglected to mention after we're done discussing the pros and cons of gravity we're all going to Disneyland.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#34354 Jul 7, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>I like gravity because if you spill spaghetti sauce, it goes on the floor and not on the ceiling so it is an easier cleaning job.
:)
Actually, I like the subject of gravity because it affects so many things in the universe. Interesting stuff.
An excellent point I failed to consider. It would be kind of difficult to clean spaghetti sauce off the ceiling, especially if there were no gravity.

Believe it or not, the only thing I considered discussing before settling on the pros and cons of gravity was spaghetti sauce.

Flying_Spaghetti _Monster

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#34355 Jul 7, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
Huh, doesn't anybody like gravity? I sort of like gravity.
OK, what don't you like about gravity?
I probably neglected to mention after we're done discussing the pros and cons of gravity we're all going to Disneyland.
I have it on good authority that God inflicted the world with gravity after Eve listened to the serpent, thus subjecting women to the curse of saggy boobs.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#34356 Jul 7, 2013
Flying_Spaghetti_Monster wrote:
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I have it on good authority that God inflicted the world with gravity after Eve listened to the serpent, thus subjecting women to the curse of saggy boobs.
This assists in the balancing while walking with a ten pound shoulder purse.

“My name is Trunks...”

Since: Jun 10

the alternate future

#34357 Jul 7, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
Huh, doesn't anybody like gravity? I sort of like gravity.
OK, what don't you like about gravity?
I probably neglected to mention after we're done discussing the pros and cons of gravity we're all going to Disneyland.
I would like it if it weren't for the fact that it keeps me from floating. I'd rather not be on the ground, it's dirty and filthy. Gravity is so serious and annoying, I'd rather levitate. ;)

“Life Force One”

Since: Mar 09

The Spiritual Universe

#34358 Jul 7, 2013
Flying_Spaghetti_Monster wrote:
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I have it on good authority that God inflicted the world with gravity after Eve listened to the serpent, thus subjecting women to the curse of saggy boobs.
You mean saggy like this:

http://de-motivational-posters.com/images/gra...

“Troll Mod 666 GS”

Since: Oct 09

Leiden, Netherlands

#34359 Jul 7, 2013
Flying_Spaghetti_Monster wrote:
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I have it on good authority that God inflicted the world with gravity after Eve listened to the serpent, thus subjecting women to the curse of saggy boobs.
An advantage we small busted women have over our voluptuous sisters. We hold up better.:) Look ma no bra!
We are a evolutionary prototype.

Take that god! flashes god and gives him the Bronx salute.

“Troll Mod 666 GS”

Since: Oct 09

Leiden, Netherlands

#34360 Jul 7, 2013
Lelouch0 wrote:
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I would like it if it weren't for the fact that it keeps me from floating. I'd rather not be on the ground, it's dirty and filthy. Gravity is so serious and annoying, I'd rather levitate. ;)
Oh this reminds me of that scary Steven King clown that kept saying, We float down here.
Now I will never become sleepy tonight. I do not like creepy floating clowns. Damn gravity discussion.

“Troll Mod 666 GS”

Since: Oct 09

Leiden, Netherlands

#34361 Jul 7, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
<quoted text>
An excellent point I failed to consider. It would be kind of difficult to clean spaghetti sauce off the ceiling, especially if there were no gravity.
Believe it or not, the only thing I considered discussing before settling on the pros and cons of gravity was spaghetti sauce.
If there were no gravity,wouldn't the ceiling become the floor? And you could float your dogs up there and they would clean up the sauce.
:P

“A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES”

Since: Aug 08

MUST BEGIN WITH A SINGLE STEP!

#34362 Jul 7, 2013
paganbirdkeeper666 wrote:
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Oh this reminds me of that scary Steven King clown that kept saying, We float down here.
Now I will never become sleepy tonight. I do not like creepy floating clowns. Damn gravity discussion.
Penny the Clown from the book/movie "It"!!!

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#34363 Jul 8, 2013
paganbirdkeeper666 wrote:
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An advantage we small busted women have over our voluptuous sisters. We hold up better.:) Look ma no bra!
We are a evolutionary prototype.
Take that god! flashes god and gives him the Bronx salute.
That's a very good point but gravity or no gravity you've still got small boobs. That's cool, I guess.

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