nc resident

Charlotte, NC

#34337 Jun 11, 2013
Enjoying simple pleasures today. A long morning walk, hot cup of coffee, bathing my dog, taking a nap, yummy tuna melt, praying for everyone.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#34338 Jun 19, 2013
Yes, I am up at the crack of dawn simply because my
dog WOKE me up so that I could let him outside and he can
lie on the patio and watch the sunrise.
This is his fourth try at this new idea of his.

I need more coffee.

“SCOTUS will Rule in June for”

Since: Aug 08

MARRIAGE EQUALITY:-)

#34339 Jun 19, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
Yes, I am up at the crack of dawn simply because my
dog WOKE me up so that I could let him outside and he can
lie on the patio and watch the sunrise.
This is his fourth try at this new idea of his.
I need more coffee.
Coffee is good for you or a nightcap for the dog......either way......wishing you a great day:-)

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#34340 Jun 19, 2013
NorCal Native wrote:
<quoted text>
Coffee is good for you or a nightcap for the dog......either way......wishing you a great day:-)
You also have a great day!

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#34341 Jun 24, 2013
THINGS I LEARNED GROWING UP IN THE SOUTH

A possum is a flat animal that
sleeps in the middle of the road.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.

If it grows, it'll stick ya.
If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart,
it is a buggy!

Jawl-P? means, Did you all go
to the bathroom?

People actually grow,eat
and like okra.

Fixinto is one word. It means
I'm going to do that.

There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.

Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do
like a little tea with our sugar.
It is referred to as
the Wine of the South.

Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.

The word jeet is actually a question meaning,'Did you eat?'

You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
you work from cain't see to cain't see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.

Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
[Why else would you carry them?]

You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.
[Everyone knows ketchup is a vegetable. The other spice is
bar-b-que sauce.]

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for
local high school sports,
the motor sports, and gossip.
[Don't forgit the obits]

Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss(first name) or
Mr.(first name)

You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
[In NC the first day of bear season IS a state holiday]

You know what a hissy fit is..
[And you know how to pitch one]

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

We don't need no dang
Driver's Ed. If our mama says
we can drive, we can drive!!!

“SCOTUS will Rule in June for”

Since: Aug 08

MARRIAGE EQUALITY:-)

#34342 Jun 24, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
THINGS I LEARNED GROWING UP IN THE SOUTH
A possum is a flat animal that
sleeps in the middle of the road.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it'll stick ya.
If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart,
it is a buggy!
Jawl-P? means, Did you all go
to the bathroom?
People actually grow,eat
and like okra.
Fixinto is one word. It means
I'm going to do that.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do
like a little tea with our sugar.
It is referred to as
the Wine of the South.
Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
The word jeet is actually a question meaning,'Did you eat?'
You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
you work from cain't see to cain't see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
[Why else would you carry them?]
You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.
[Everyone knows ketchup is a vegetable. The other spice is
bar-b-que sauce.]
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for
local high school sports,
the motor sports, and gossip.
[Don't forgit the obits]
Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss(first name) or
Mr.(first name)
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
[In NC the first day of bear season IS a state holiday]
You know what a hissy fit is..
[And you know how to pitch one]
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no dang
Driver's Ed. If our mama says
we can drive, we can drive!!!
Learn something new everyday......lol!!!

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#34343 Jun 24, 2013
NorCal Native wrote:
<quoted text>
Learn something new everyday......lol!!!
My daughter posted this list on Facebook and I thought it was funny and actually very true.

“SCOTUS will Rule in June for”

Since: Aug 08

MARRIAGE EQUALITY:-)

#34344 Jun 24, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>My daughter posted this list on Facebook and I thought it was funny and actually very true.
Like I said......we are life long learners and when we stop learning......we might as well be dead!!!

“SCOTUS will Rule in June for”

Since: Aug 08

MARRIAGE EQUALITY:-)

#34345 Jul 2, 2013
So, how many Nettie's Pit Stops are there in the Christian forum? I thought this was the ONLY one!!!
nc resident

Charlotte, NC

#34346 Jul 2, 2013
NorCal Native wrote:
So, how many Nettie's Pit Stops are there in the Christian forum? I thought this was the ONLY one!!!
Franchise!

“SCOTUS will Rule in June for”

Since: Aug 08

MARRIAGE EQUALITY:-)

#34347 Jul 2, 2013
nc resident wrote:
<quoted text>
Franchise!
Thank you for the information.......business must be good to open up others.......lol!!!

“THE HEAT IS ON”

Since: Apr 12

Satan IS in "The Church"

#34349 Jul 7, 2013
It is a decoy for the relentless snob-mob droll-troll cult-gang aka HG and tentacles. heehee

Some of the reasons for joining a cult/gang may include:

1. Friendsí influence or peer pressure
2. Curiosity of the unknown
3. The need for identification and protection against oppressions
4. Power acquisition for physical safety and protection
5. Parental/guardians failure in moral development
6. Ignorance
7. A search for love, structure, and discipline
8. A sense of self-worth and status
9. A family tradition
10. Fear of being intimidated/molested/bullied
11. Poor or shattered parental upbringing/background
12. A sense of belonging and commitment
13. Financial advancement/enhancement
14. Inferiority or supremacy complex
15. To be feared and dreaded
16. Show off/spirit of oppression
17. A place of acceptance
18. Academic imbalance
19. To gain popularity
20. Social inferences
21. Media influences
22. Satanic inferences
23. Inadequate and or mis-information on cults/gangs
24. friendship, guidance, thrill, and actions

http://www.campuscults.net/cult--gang-informa...

;*:*;

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#34351 Jul 7, 2013
What do you like about gravity.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#34352 Jul 7, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
What do you like about gravity.
I like gravity because if you spill spaghetti sauce, it goes on the floor and not on the ceiling so it is an easier cleaning job.

:)

Actually, I like the subject of gravity because it affects so many things in the universe. Interesting stuff.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#34353 Jul 7, 2013
Huh, doesn't anybody like gravity? I sort of like gravity.

OK, what don't you like about gravity?

I probably neglected to mention after we're done discussing the pros and cons of gravity we're all going to Disneyland.

“Wear white at night.”

Since: Jun 09

Albuquerque

#34354 Jul 7, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>I like gravity because if you spill spaghetti sauce, it goes on the floor and not on the ceiling so it is an easier cleaning job.
:)
Actually, I like the subject of gravity because it affects so many things in the universe. Interesting stuff.
An excellent point I failed to consider. It would be kind of difficult to clean spaghetti sauce off the ceiling, especially if there were no gravity.

Believe it or not, the only thing I considered discussing before settling on the pros and cons of gravity was spaghetti sauce.

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#34355 Jul 7, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
Huh, doesn't anybody like gravity? I sort of like gravity.
OK, what don't you like about gravity?
I probably neglected to mention after we're done discussing the pros and cons of gravity we're all going to Disneyland.
I have it on good authority that God inflicted the world with gravity after Eve listened to the serpent, thus subjecting women to the curse of saggy boobs.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#34356 Jul 7, 2013
Flying_Spaghetti_Monster wrote:
<quoted text>
I have it on good authority that God inflicted the world with gravity after Eve listened to the serpent, thus subjecting women to the curse of saggy boobs.
This assists in the balancing while walking with a ten pound shoulder purse.

“My name is Trunks...”

Since: Jun 10

the alternate future

#34357 Jul 7, 2013
15th Dalai Lama wrote:
Huh, doesn't anybody like gravity? I sort of like gravity.
OK, what don't you like about gravity?
I probably neglected to mention after we're done discussing the pros and cons of gravity we're all going to Disneyland.
I would like it if it weren't for the fact that it keeps me from floating. I'd rather not be on the ground, it's dirty and filthy. Gravity is so serious and annoying, I'd rather levitate. ;)

“Life Force One”

Since: Mar 09

The Spiritual Universe

#34358 Jul 7, 2013
Flying_Spaghetti_Monster wrote:
<quoted text>
I have it on good authority that God inflicted the world with gravity after Eve listened to the serpent, thus subjecting women to the curse of saggy boobs.
You mean saggy like this:

http://de-motivational-posters.com/images/gra...

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