Nettie's Pit Stop

Since: Dec 09

Chicago, IL

#34319 May 27, 2013
GodSmacked wrote:
<quoted text>
NorCal, TOC has posted about her mother-in-law. Anytime TOC has to deal with her mother-in-law she posts on topix to release her frustrations. NorCal, why are you trying to control what I post to TOC when this has nothing to do with you?
ANYthing you post on a public forum has as much to do with other persons posting there as they choose for it to.

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#34321 May 28, 2013
Maverick 808 wrote:
<quoted text>What time zone would that be for?
What could be worse than HG trying to hit on me day after day?
Lets never mind that I havent posted all weekend and here you are begging for my attention! But hey, if you want me to embarrASS you infront of your friends again, I can do that for you Mavis! Just promise me you wont get butthurt again and run away crying, MMMkk! lol Logical thought is not your friend Mavis!

lol

“Pass the sunscreen”

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#34322 May 28, 2013
Huntington Guy wrote:
<quoted text>Lets never mind that I havent posted all weekend and here you are begging for my attention! But hey, if you want me to embarrASS you infront of your friends again, I can do that for you Mavis! Just promise me you wont get butthurt again and run away crying, MMMkk! lol Logical thought is not your friend Mavis!
lol
Well lookie here.....one little post and you come leaping out of the closet......ummmm......bushes. ...er.....stall...hmmm....well whatever floats your boat.
Run away....whatchu talking about humperdork?
LOL!

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#34323 May 28, 2013
Maverick 808 wrote:
<quoted text>Well lookie here.....one little post and you come leaping out of the closet......ummmm......bushes. ...er.....stall...hmmm....well whatever floats your boat.
Run away....whatchu talking about humperdork?
LOL!
One little post eh! Well I see your Mom still didnt teach you to count! And you posted that what yesterday, and I just now responded, yet it took you mere minutes to reply to me!

lol Dance puppet DANCE!!!

Tell us again who leaps for who Mavis!

;)

Are purposely trying to look like an idiot Mavis?

Job well done!

;)

“Pass the sunscreen”

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#34324 May 28, 2013
Huntington Guy wrote:
<quoted text>One little post eh! Well I see your Mom still didnt teach you to count! And you posted that what yesterday, and I just now responded, yet it took you mere minutes to reply to me!
lol Dance puppet DANCE!!!
Tell us again who leaps for who Mavis!
;)
Are purposely trying to look like an idiot Mavis?
Job well done!
;)
that what yesterday? Calm down girlieman.
Mere minutes to respond? Will the wonders of the internet never cease to amaze a simpleton like you.
Leaping? Have you been dressing the local farm animals in tutus and making the poor things dance for you?.........again.

LMAO!

“Pass the sunscreen”

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#34326 May 28, 2013
Huntington Guy wrote:
<quoted text>Nope still nothing more than mongoloid rambling! Keep trying, and when Im ready, I'll make you run away like I always do!
;)
You should be ashamed of yourself. There is no cause for you to go around disparaging mentally handicapped people.

Man up and appologize to the people that read this thread for that remark.

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#34328 May 29, 2013
Maverick 808 wrote:
<quoted text>You should be ashamed of yourself. There is no cause for you to go around disparaging mentally handicapped people.
Man up and appologize to the people that read this thread for that remark.
Im sorry you're a douche Mavis!

Feel Better?

LOL

“Pass the sunscreen”

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#34329 May 31, 2013
Huntington Guy wrote:
<quoted text>
Im sorry you're a douche Mavis!
Feel Better?
LOL
LOL!
What's the matter? Can't you admit that you can't stand the mentally handicapped?

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#34331 Jun 2, 2013
JesusMyLord wrote:
<quoted text>I agree. Hogwash, pig slob, dog poop, cat piss, filthy urinal. Your pit has gone to the animals. You need to get your lazy butt in here and clean up your mess, before the health inspector condemns your building for good.
u r mad, rite?
nc resident

Charlotte, NC

#34333 Jun 6, 2013
allergies....

“I am H.G's Sock”

Since: Jul 12

Or is he mine?

#34334 Jun 7, 2013
Maverick 808 wrote:
<quoted text>LOL!
What's the matter? Can't you admit that you can't stand the mentally handicapped?
Dayum He always pays you a little negative attention. I guess he can stand them. Now what is your excuse,lady?
nc resident

Charlotte, NC

#34337 Jun 11, 2013
Enjoying simple pleasures today. A long morning walk, hot cup of coffee, bathing my dog, taking a nap, yummy tuna melt, praying for everyone.

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#34338 Jun 19, 2013
Yes, I am up at the crack of dawn simply because my
dog WOKE me up so that I could let him outside and he can
lie on the patio and watch the sunrise.
This is his fourth try at this new idea of his.

I need more coffee.

“A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES”

Since: Aug 08

MUST BEGIN WITH A SINGLE STEP!

#34339 Jun 19, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
Yes, I am up at the crack of dawn simply because my
dog WOKE me up so that I could let him outside and he can
lie on the patio and watch the sunrise.
This is his fourth try at this new idea of his.
I need more coffee.
Coffee is good for you or a nightcap for the dog......either way......wishing you a great day:-)

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#34340 Jun 19, 2013
NorCal Native wrote:
<quoted text>
Coffee is good for you or a nightcap for the dog......either way......wishing you a great day:-)
You also have a great day!

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#34341 Jun 24, 2013
THINGS I LEARNED GROWING UP IN THE SOUTH

A possum is a flat animal that
sleeps in the middle of the road.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.

If it grows, it'll stick ya.
If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart,
it is a buggy!

Jawl-P? means, Did you all go
to the bathroom?

People actually grow,eat
and like okra.

Fixinto is one word. It means
I'm going to do that.

There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.

Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do
like a little tea with our sugar.
It is referred to as
the Wine of the South.

Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.

The word jeet is actually a question meaning,'Did you eat?'

You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
you work from cain't see to cain't see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.

Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
[Why else would you carry them?]

You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.
[Everyone knows ketchup is a vegetable. The other spice is
bar-b-que sauce.]

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for
local high school sports,
the motor sports, and gossip.
[Don't forgit the obits]

Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss(first name) or
Mr.(first name)

You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
[In NC the first day of bear season IS a state holiday]

You know what a hissy fit is..
[And you know how to pitch one]

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

We don't need no dang
Driver's Ed. If our mama says
we can drive, we can drive!!!

“A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES”

Since: Aug 08

MUST BEGIN WITH A SINGLE STEP!

#34342 Jun 24, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
THINGS I LEARNED GROWING UP IN THE SOUTH
A possum is a flat animal that
sleeps in the middle of the road.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it'll stick ya.
If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart,
it is a buggy!
Jawl-P? means, Did you all go
to the bathroom?
People actually grow,eat
and like okra.
Fixinto is one word. It means
I'm going to do that.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do
like a little tea with our sugar.
It is referred to as
the Wine of the South.
Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
The word jeet is actually a question meaning,'Did you eat?'
You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
you work from cain't see to cain't see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
[Why else would you carry them?]
You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.
[Everyone knows ketchup is a vegetable. The other spice is
bar-b-que sauce.]
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for
local high school sports,
the motor sports, and gossip.
[Don't forgit the obits]
Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Miss(first name) or
Mr.(first name)
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
[In NC the first day of bear season IS a state holiday]
You know what a hissy fit is..
[And you know how to pitch one]
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no dang
Driver's Ed. If our mama says
we can drive, we can drive!!!
Learn something new everyday......lol!!!

“God Loves Ilks!”

Since: Feb 08

Location hidden

#34343 Jun 24, 2013
NorCal Native wrote:
<quoted text>
Learn something new everyday......lol!!!
My daughter posted this list on Facebook and I thought it was funny and actually very true.

“A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES”

Since: Aug 08

MUST BEGIN WITH A SINGLE STEP!

#34344 Jun 24, 2013
Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>My daughter posted this list on Facebook and I thought it was funny and actually very true.
Like I said......we are life long learners and when we stop learning......we might as well be dead!!!

“A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES”

Since: Aug 08

MUST BEGIN WITH A SINGLE STEP!

#34345 Jul 2, 2013
So, how many Nettie's Pit Stops are there in the Christian forum? I thought this was the ONLY one!!!

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