Nettie's Pit Stop

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“Wear white at night.”

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Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>Have you been able to see a doctor about this hip problem?
The way I've got it figured, if I see a surgeon he'll want to operate and if I see a psychiatrist he'll say I'm crazy. That's why my primary care physician is a pathologist.

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Feb 6, 2013
 
MrsMurphy wrote:
<quoted text>I hope you wake with a hang over.
I feel like I am and I haven't been drinking!
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Feb 6, 2013
 
Jazybird58 wrote:
Simple minded city folks are constantly dumping their fundies along our rural roads thinking that the fundie can fend for himself or the well meaning simple country folk will take in their fundies.. WRONG... the fundies starve, get hit or are poisoned/shot. They do on occasion run in packs and attack livestock. Please have your fundies fixed and if you do not want them take them to the shelter.
Elvis thinks Jay is jealous of his Jesulive ing counterpart. Fine by me Jay, uhhh I mean you can do whatever you want, just don't step on my blue suede shoes!

*hip thrust*
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15th Dalai Lama wrote:
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The way I've got it figured, if I see a surgeon he'll want to operate and if I see a psychiatrist he'll say I'm crazy. That's why my primary care physician is a pathologist.
Go to a surgeon! The crazy part has already been established.

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Elvis wrote:
<quoted text>Elvis thinks Jay is jealous of his Jesulive ing counterpart. Fine by me Jay, uhhh I mean you can do whatever you want, just don't step on my blue suede shoes!
*hip thrust*
So obvious, its HG da hillbilly boi

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Nettiebelle wrote:
<quoted text>That is exactly how Beau is, barking so that no one can hear the other if trying to talk. lol
Beau just never has really liked anyone but me, my mother, and my sis. Even when relatives come to visit, he just can't accept them at all. Not used to them.
The dog I had before Beau I had to have put to sleep; he developed that hindquarters problem with his back legs, etc., and literally could not get up, and he was such a big and strong dog I could not care for him at all, although I tried.
His name was Buddy and I miss him still.:)
He was very strong and protective, yet good with children and other people and other dogs also.
Yet, if he bristled and barked, grown men would run from him.
He was 'something else', a great dog and companion and friend.
Yea, dogs are great.

I've often contemplated on how my father came home with a purebred English Setter puppy. He was all mad because some guy who owed him $5 gave him the dog instead of the money. So my father gave him to me to take care of. But since I was already made to take care of their dog, but not allowed to play with it or let it go anywhere with me, I resented having to take care of another one. But over time got to appreciate having a dog, especially as we explored the woods together. It was like having an ever ready hiking partner. Now I don't think I would know how to be without one.

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Jazybird58 wrote:
<quoted text>So obvious, its HG da hillbilly boi
How come the nuts are ALL from WV?
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Feb 6, 2013
 
Thank Ya Thank Ya very much
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Feb 6, 2013
 
*hip thrust*

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Troth for Leogere wrote:
<quoted text>How come the nuts are ALL from WV?
inbreeding

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Troth for Leogere wrote:
<quoted text>How come the nuts are ALL from WV?
They're mostly inbred and they're still feeling the effects of hundreds of years of isolation.

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Troth for Leogere wrote:
<quoted text>How come the nuts are ALL from WV?
I've wondered about the same thing myself.

Inbreeding?

Coal dust lead poisoning/brain damage?

Some evil WV cult?

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Ha, I should have read ahead.

Looks like the inbreeding takes the lead. LOL

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Seentheotherside wrote:
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Yea, dogs are great.
I've often contemplated on how my father came home with a purebred English Setter puppy. He was all mad because some guy who owed him $5 gave him the dog instead of the money. So my father gave him to me to take care of. But since I was already made to take care of their dog, but not allowed to play with it or let it go anywhere with me, I resented having to take care of another one. But over time got to appreciate having a dog, especially as we explored the woods together. It was like having an ever ready hiking partner. Now I don't think I would know how to be without one.
Typo

"Now I don't think I would not know how to be without one."

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Seentheotherside wrote:
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Typo
"Now I don't think I would not know how to be without one."
I pray you never have to find out.

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Two Hillbillies from WV win prizes from wall mart.
One wins a life time supply of Spaghetti O's the other a toilet brush.
The two run into each other a few months later. One asks how the other likes the spaghetti O's. He replies they are great my family has been eating them at Every meal. He then asks how did you like your prise.
The other hillbilly replied my family took a vote, we decided to go back to toilet paper.

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Jazybird58 wrote:
Two Hillbillies from WV win prizes from wall mart.
One wins a life time supply of Spaghetti O's the other a toilet brush.
The two run into each other a few months later. One asks how the other likes the spaghetti O's. He replies they are great my family has been eating them at Every meal. He then asks how did you like your prise.
The other hillbilly replied my family took a vote, we decided to go back to toilet paper.
LMAO!

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A man's pen!s gets sunburned so he sticks it in a glass of milk. His blonde girlfriend walks in & says OMG! Is that how you reload it?

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NorCal Native wrote:
A man's pen!s gets sunburned so he sticks it in a glass of milk. His blonde girlfriend walks in & says OMG! Is that how you reload it?
LOL!!!!

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And suddenly HG has a lustful desire for a glass of milk.

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