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Punisher

Massapequa, NY

#1 Mar 26, 2013
This is no longer the Xtian forum, but now the Jackass Forum, thanks to the Spammer Poe with many names...
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Janaúba, Brazil

#2 Mar 26, 2013
Punisher wrote:
This is no longer the Xtian forum, but now the Jackass Forum, thanks to the Spammer Poe with many names...
Is there anyone making you come here every day, and read anything, or post anything, on this forum?

If not, then you have no one to blame, but yourself.
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Janaúba, Brazil

#3 Mar 26, 2013
You can always go find somewhere else, they have thousands upon thousands, forums on the Internet.
Cisco Kid

Modesto, CA

#4 Mar 26, 2013
Punisher wrote:
This is no longer the Xtian forum, but now the Jackass Forum, thanks to the Spammer Poe with many names...
Nothing new.
Jackasses have been around Christians since Jesus rode one into Jerusalem.
Take you, for instance.
Punisher

Massapequa, NY

#5 Mar 26, 2013
Cisco Kid wrote:
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Nothing new.
Jackasses have been around Christians since Jesus rode one into Jerusalem.
Take you, for instance.
Bada-bump!

Perhaps its the xtians...jackass magnets...kinda like 7-11's.

Nah, JC and I would have bonded over carpentry, and the fact that I'm not gullible...like his buddy Tom...
Punisher

Massapequa, NY

#6 Mar 26, 2013
llllllllllllll wrote:
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Is there anyone making you come here every day, and read anything, or post anything, on this forum?
If not, then you have no one to blame, but yourself.
So who's forcing you to be a douche-extraordinaire..?
Punisher

Massapequa, NY

#7 Mar 26, 2013
Cisco Kid wrote:
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Nothing new.
Jackasses have been around Christians since Jesus rode one into Jerusalem.
Take you, for instance.
Do we know it was a male donkey?
Cisco Kid

Modesto, CA

#8 Mar 26, 2013
Punisher wrote:
<quoted text>Do we know it was a male donkey?
Hmmmm, let's try a sound check.
Gimme a bray and I'll compare you to scripture.

Wow! What a match! You're both geldings.
Thinking

Mirfield, UK

#9 Mar 26, 2013
jesus was gay so the female ass had to make do with a little messiah fingering.
Punisher wrote:
<quoted text>Do we know it was a male donkey?
Cisco Kid

Modesto, CA

#10 Mar 26, 2013
Thinking wrote:
jesus was gay so the female ass had to make do with a little messiah fingering.
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You Brits have funny ideas about foreplay.
When Americans pleasure women, we usually start at the other side.

Reminds me of my buddy the inventor.
He perfected a fruit that tastes like woman.
So he takes it down to the patent office.
The government patent agent takes a bite and says; "This tastes like shit!"
My buddy the inventor calmly replied, "Turn it over and take another bite."
Thinking

Mirfield, UK

#11 Mar 27, 2013
jesus, if he existed, was unlikely to be a Brit.
Cisco Kid wrote:
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You Brits have funny ideas about foreplay.
When Americans pleasure women, we usually start at the other side.
Reminds me of my buddy the inventor.
He perfected a fruit that tastes like woman.
So he takes it down to the patent office.
The government patent agent takes a bite and says; "This tastes like shit!"
My buddy the inventor calmly replied, "Turn it over and take another bite."
Cisco Kid

Modesto, CA

#12 Mar 27, 2013
Thinking wrote:
jesus, if he existed, was unlikely to be a Brit.
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No doubt.
He would have chosen a country that takes God and religion seriously.
Punisher

Massapequa, NY

#13 Mar 27, 2013
Cisco Kid wrote:
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Hmmmm, let's try a sound check.
Gimme a bray and I'll compare you to scripture.
Wow! What a match! You're both geldings.
???
A Jack ass is the male donkey...and a Jenny (not jill) is the female.
Punisher

Massapequa, NY

#14 Mar 27, 2013
Cisco Kid wrote:
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No doubt.
He would have chosen a country that takes God and religion seriously.
Define serious...
Punisher

Massapequa, NY

#15 Mar 27, 2013
Cisco Kid wrote:
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Hmmmm, let's try a sound check.
Gimme a bray and I'll compare you to scripture.
Wow! What a match! You're both geldings.
So you support the Mad Spammer of two dozen names?
Thinking

Mirfield, UK

#16 Mar 27, 2013
You mean Saudi or Somalia?
Cisco Kid wrote:
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No doubt.
He would have chosen a country that takes God and religion seriously.
Cisco Kid

Modesto, CA

#17 Mar 27, 2013
Punisher wrote:
<quoted text>So you support the Mad Spammer of two dozen names?
I thought that was your buddy.
A faceless name with no conviction.
Cisco Kid

Modesto, CA

#18 Mar 27, 2013
Thinking wrote:
You mean Saudi or Somalia?
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A word of mention could be said for Saudi. Somalia?....not so much.
But, come on man.
Palestine is the center of religion.
Abraham relocated there, Moses dragged a bunch of folks there and Jesus was born and died there.

Then finally a late comer franchisee arrived before final call with the name of Mohammered.
Sounds like a disco where you can Sheik Yer Bhuti.

Joseph Smith got nuthin on them.
Cisco Kid

Modesto, CA

#19 Mar 27, 2013
Punisher wrote:
<quoted text>Define serious...
Define....define.
Cisco Kid

Modesto, CA

#20 Mar 27, 2013
Cisco Kid wrote:

<quoted text>
Hmmmm, let's try a sound check.
Gimme a bray and I'll compare you to scripture.
Wow! What a match! You're both geldings.
Punisher wrote:
<quoted text>???
A Jack ass is the male donkey...and a Jenny (not jill) is the female.
You've never worked up a batch of mountain oysters at a round up....Have you.

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