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dollarsbill

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#24 Jul 4, 2014
Prince of Darkness wrote:
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my scrotum has a higher IQ than you .... bwhahhahahhahahhaha
And deeper into outer darkness.

Matthew 22:13 (NKJV)
13 Then the king said to the servants,'Bind him hand and foot, take him away, and cast him into outer darkness; there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.'

dollarsbill

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#26 Jul 4, 2014
Prince of Darkness wrote:
The Al Jilwah
The Black Book of Satan
Chapter I
I was, am now, and shall have no end. I exercise dominion over all creatures and over the affairs of all who are under the protection of my image. I am ever present to help all who trust in me and call upon me in time of need. There is no place in the universe that knows not my presence. I participate in all the affairs, which those who are without call evil because their nature is not such as they approve. Every age has its own manager, who directs affairs according to my decrees. This office is changeable from generation to generation, that the ruler of this world and his chiefs may discharge the duties of their respective offices everyone in his own turn. I allow everyone to follow the dictates of his own nature, but he that opposes me will regret it sorely.
No god has a right to interfere in my affairs, and I have made it an imperative rule that everyone shall refrain from worshipping all gods. All of the books of those who are without are altered by them; and they have declined from them, although they were written by the prophets and the apostles. That there are interpolations is seen in the fact that each sect endeavors to prove that the others are wrong and to destroy their books.
To me truth and falsehood are known. When temptation comes, I give my covenant to him that trusts in me. Moreover, I give council to the skilled directors, for I have appointed them for periods that are known to me. I remember necessary affairs and execute them in due time. I teach and guide those who follow my instruction. If anyone obey me and conform to my commandments, he shall have joy, delight, and comfort.
Your payday:

Revelation 20:10 (NKJV)
10 The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

dollarsbill

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#28 Jul 4, 2014
Prince of Darkness wrote:
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Chapter II
I requite the descendants of Adam, and reward them with various rewards that I alone know. Moreover, power and dominion over all that is on earth, both that which is above and that which is beneath, are in my hands. I do not allow friendly association with other people, nor do I deprive them that are my own and that obey me of anything that is good for them. I place my affairs in the hands of those whom I have tried and who are in accord with my desires. I appear in diverse manners to those who are faithful and under my command.
I give and take away; I enrich and impoverish; I cause both happiness and misery. I do all this in keeping with the characteristics of each epoch. And none has a right to interfere with my management of affairs. Those who oppose me I afflict with disease; but my own shall not die like the sons of Adam that are without. None shall live in this world longer than the time set by me; and if I so desire, I send a person a second or third time into this world or into some other by the transmigration of souls.
The Blood of Jesus against you in Jesus' Name.

Revelation 12:11 (NKJV)
11 And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb and by the word of their testimony,

dollarsbill

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#30 Jul 4, 2014
Prince of Darkness wrote:
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hallelujah
The Blood of Jesus against you in Jesus' Name.

Revelation 12:11 (NKJV)
11 And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb and by the word of their testimony,

dollarsbill

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#32 Jul 4, 2014
Prince of Darkness wrote:
In the likely event any of you happen to come in contact with the schizophrenic called dollarsbill and/or any of his aliases.. immediately hide your children.
A panel of experts has recently determined that this poor hillbilly's complete inability to attract any attention from either sex has driven them to the rather bizarre behavior of impersonating Christians. He is doing this in the hope of attracting either reverend ted haggard or a priest with a tub of vaseline. What ever you do .. DO NOT BEND OVER IN FRONT OF THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
Are you describing yourself?

dollarsbill

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#34 Jul 4, 2014
Prince of Darkness wrote:
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are you masturbating yourself or your pastor?
The Blood of Jesus against you in Jesus' Name.

Revelation 12:11 (NKJV)
11 And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb and by the word of their testimony,

dollarsbill

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#36 Jul 4, 2014
Prince of Darkness wrote:
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ok
"jesus approves of masturbation,"

Look how this pervert is obsessed with masturbation.

dollarsbill

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#38 Jul 4, 2014
Prince of Darkness wrote:
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LOOKS WHO IS DOING DAY AFTER DAY .. and then bragging about it
Look who is illiterate.

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