Some funny contradictions of the BIble

Some funny contradictions of the BIble

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abcd

Dhaka, Bangladesh

#1 Sep 11, 2008
Below there is some small part of bible contradiction from around 1500 bible contradiction n errors.

Plz se the 2 youtube videos .There u will have some real fun.

funny contradictions in the bible

&fe ature=related

funny contradictions in the bible 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Lets u decide whether bible is holy !!!

If a holy book contains these much error n contradictions can it be said holy !!!!

Choice is yours....
maHAMhead

Doncaster, Australia

#2 Sep 11, 2008
SCIENTIFIC ERROR IN THE QURAN:

51:49, says of life in creation, "And of everything we have created pairs that ye may reflect"
So for all animals they are created in pairs.

This is an obvious denial of the fact that numerous species produce asexually, not in pairs.

JELLYFISHES
CORALS
TAPEWORM
KOMODO LIZARDS
HONEY BEES can all reproduce assexually.

maHAMhead

Doncaster, Australia

#3 Sep 11, 2008
BIBLE CONTRADICTIONS ANSWERED:
http://contenderministries.org/discrepancies/...

BIBLE CONTRADICTIONS ANSWERED:
http://www.bringyou.to/apologetics/bible.htm

BIBLE AND THEOLOGY ANSWERS:
http://www.christiananswers.net/menu-at1.html

BIBLE DIFFICULTIES ANSWERED:
http://www.carm.org/bible_difficulties.htm

“King of kings, Lord of lords, ”

Since: May 08

Heaven bound

#4 Sep 11, 2008
abcd wrote:
Below there is some small part of bible contradiction from around 1500 bible contradiction n errors.
Plz se the 2 youtube videos .There u will have some real fun.
funny contradictions in the bible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =JnpwGBaAs9YXX&feature=rel ated
funny contradictions in the bible 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Lets u decide whether bible is holy !!!
If a holy book contains these much error n contradictions can it be said holy !!!!
Choice is yours....
YOU TUBE? now there is a reliable source!!!!

Give scriptures please, then maybe you can have a real discusion here..

You tube, OK...LoL
maHAMhead

Doncaster, Australia

#5 Sep 11, 2008
QURAN CONTRADICTIONS:
http://www.carm.org/islam/Koran_contradiction...

CONTRADICTIONS IN THE QURAN:
http://www.answering-islam.org/Quran/Contra/

CONTRADICTIONS IN THE QURAN:
http://www.contenderministries.org/islam/cont...

INTERNAL CONTRADICTIONS IN THE QURAN:
http://www.islamic.org.uk/internalc.html

CONTRADICTIONS IN THE QURAN:
http://islamidiot.wordpress.com/2008/06/23/th...

SCIENTIFIC ERROR IN THE QURAN:
http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/denis_...
JESUS IS

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

#6 Sep 11, 2008
Here I come again with my SPAMS and LIES...I am 'JESUS IS' the famous christian Australian Queen of all LIES and SPAMS.

I had to change my nickname everyday because Topix keeps banning me and deleting my lies and trash I post here (Check for yourself: You can not find any post by me before July 30, 2008!).

I try now to use several names every day. I know it's a big humiliation to me but I used to it.

I now hide under this deceiving nickname 'maHAM head'.

As you already realized..I don't even bother to read my corrupt Bible because it's just a man-made book with unknown authors. It contains all kinds of false information, contradictions and crazy stuff.

I keep copying blindly from christian anti-Islam hatred websites and post their lies and trash here because my dark heart is full of blind hate towards the Great Islam. You must understand my motivations when you see the Islam is spreading all over the world while christianity is dying.

I'm not sorry for being a lunatic and dumb.

One more think about me: I am very evil and very depressed. I hate that priest who abused me when I was young. For this bleeding tragedy, MY PROZAC IS MY TRUE SAVIOUR!
the real JESUS IS

Khobar, Saudi Arabia

#8 Sep 13, 2008
Thanks Christians in this forum for demonstrating the biblical true ethics!

Thanks for demonstrating to us how much you do NOT trust your Bible and how much you do not obey your biblical Jesus as he orders you in your own bible:

Jesus said:
"But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;" [Matthew 5:44](KJV)

"Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God." [1 Corinthians 6:10](KJV)

Then do not wonder why people in large masses are leaving the hypocritical christianity and never look back!

The pagan Christianity IS DYING!
abcd

Dhaka, Bangladesh

#12 Sep 13, 2008
maHAMhead wrote:
BIBLE CONTRADICTIONS ANSWERED:
http://contenderministries.org/discrepancies/...
BIBLE CONTRADICTIONS ANSWERED:
http://www.bringyou.to/apologetics/bible.htm
BIBLE AND THEOLOGY ANSWERS:
http://www.christiananswers.net/menu-at1.html
BIBLE DIFFICULTIES ANSWERED:
http://www.carm.org/bible_difficulties.htm
I dnt knw how many contradictions that those sites were dealing with .But i like 2 give u a bulk of error ,contradiction n abrogation of the bible.

Try 2 solve those , if u cant ,leave Christianity.

*SOME AROUND 1416 CONTRADICTIONS OF THE BIBLE.

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/...

*338 SCIENTIFIC ERRORS OF THE BIBLE

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/science...

* 206 FAILED PROPHECIES OF THE BIBLE

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/proph/l...

*1207 ABSURDITY IN THE BIBLE

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/proph/l...

*574 INTOLERANCE IN THE BIBLE.

http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/int/lon...

.I guess these should be enough 4 the bible bilievers 2 find out the reliability of the bible.

My humble question 2 the bible believers do u think it is worth 2 believe in such a book which contains these much error, contradiction, failed prophecy n scientific error!!

Choice is yours.
Thozmaniac

Erie, PA

#13 Sep 28, 2008
God doesn't exist.
Everything points to that fact.

The Bible contains thousands of blatant contradictions that cannot be reconciled in any way shape or form.
Don't fool yourselves and don't let the words of others fool you.
If anything, we are all Gods (Goddesses).
Believe not what is written down by men but what is in your heart.
The truth is there. Search.
Kirsty

Lowestoft, UK

#14 Oct 25, 2009
I have been doing a project on contradictions in the bible, and im drawing to a conclusion as we speak-Christians, would you think it fair to say that the bible may be interpreted incorrectly at times, as it is an old book and a different linguistic structure was used-this will really help with my project to hear your personal feelings and opinions on this-no links please i need real opinions ^^
Somewhere OTR

Lakeland, FL

#15 Dec 15, 2009
Did you know for years the Mormon Church said that the curse of Cain (for his killing Able) was his ancestors would have flat noses and big lips and be black.

http://www.angelfire.com/planet/lds/CAIN.html

From 1848 until 1978, the leaders (Prophet and Apostles) of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints taught, as doctrine, the following:

*Negroes are the descendants of Cain.

*The Mark of Cain was a black skin, flat nose, and kinky hair.

*Negroes were "less valiant" in the War in Heaven in the Pre-Existence.

*Negroes cannot enter and worship in Mormon Temples until the Curse of Cain is removed.

*Negroes would not get the Priesthood until the Curse of Cain is removed.

This was known as "The Curse of Cain Doctrine". It was always presented as "a doctrine of the Church" from the time of Brigham Young into the days of Spencer W. Kimball (late 1970s). At no time was it ever put forth as "personal opinion".

Go to the link above to read the rest. Or you can go to YouTube and see Gordon Hinckley interview with Mike Wallace of 60 Minutes.

“Say NO to Jesus and Allah”

Since: Apr 08

Dallas suburbs

#16 Dec 16, 2009
Jesus is the Only way wrote:
<quoted text>
YOU TUBE? now there is a reliable source!!!!
Give scriptures please, then maybe you can have a real discusion here..
You tube, OK...LoL
Like Godtube is any better, rolls eyes.

“Say NO to Jesus and Allah”

Since: Apr 08

Dallas suburbs

#17 Dec 16, 2009
Jesus is the Only way wrote:
<quoted text>
YOU TUBE? now there is a reliable source!!!!
Give scriptures please, then maybe you can have a real discusion here..
You tube, OK...LoL
the bible isnt reliable either, youre both at a stalemate there.
jamil

Saudi Arabia

#19 May 14, 2011
JESUS IS wrote:
Here I come again with my SPAMS and LIES...I am 'JESUS IS' the famous christian Australian Queen of all LIES and SPAMS.
I had to change my nickname everyday because Topix keeps banning me and deleting my lies and trash I post here (Check for yourself: You can not find any post by me before July 30, 2008!).
I try now to use several names every day. I know it's a big humiliation to me but I used to it.
I now hide under this deceiving nickname 'maHAM head'.
As you already realized..I don't even bother to read my corrupt Bible because it's just a man-made book with unknown authors. It contains all kinds of false information, contradictions and crazy stuff.
I keep copying blindly from christian anti-Islam hatred websites and post their lies and trash here because my dark heart is full of blind hate towards the Great Islam. You must understand my motivations when you see the Islam is spreading all over the world while christianity is dying.
I'm not sorry for being a lunatic and dumb.
One more think about me: I am very evil and very depressed. I hate that priest who abused me when I was young. For this bleeding tragedy, MY PROZAC IS MY TRUE SAVIOUR!
Bro. read or ask in Islam about the person that killed 100 persons and still find his way and was accepted his repentance,in Islam there's still chance to repent until the soul reach the throat.May the God Almighty Guides you to the Right Path.
Jesus is

Doncaster, Australia

#22 May 16, 2011
Sometimes I post as 'Jesus Is' without my picture, to ensure my post gets through because my registered name is 'JESUS IS' with capital letters and for some reason capital letters don't appear at the front of this Forum.
But an Australian location ALWAYS appears under posts that are genuinely from me.
Job

Santa Clara, CA

#24 May 19, 2011
Kirsty wrote:
I have been doing a project on contradictions in the bible, and im drawing to a conclusion as we speak-Christians, would you think it fair to say that the bible may be interpreted incorrectly at times, as it is an old book and a different linguistic structure was used-this will really help with my project to hear your personal feelings and opinions on this-no links please i need real opinions ^^
I hope your project went well. But if you pop back in here, the answer to your question is 'yes', it is often misinterpreted. There are different levels of misinterpretation. Some of it is due to just not uncovering certain historical details. It's not an issue of being at fault. It's similar to translating a movie from English to another language using subtitles. Except far more difficult. There will be inevitable misinterpretations.

Now the 'Bible Contradiction' crowd version is idiocy. It's nothing more than comedy, except some apparently take them seriously. Sort of like the scene in a movie where a comical actor was at a party that consisted of Japanese nationals who didn't understand English, or not very well. The American comic tries to strike up a conversation with them, and asks them a question. One of them answers "hai" (pronounced similar to 'hi'). The comic responds back with a "hi", and walks away thinking they responded to his question by saying "hello", gesturing with his eyes that they are weird. Again, comedy. I really don't know if these contradiction listers with webpages and youtube vids are serious or not. Off hand I wouldn't think so. But apparently many take them seriously.

Since: May 11

Houston, TX

#27 May 28, 2011
Hey there everyone.

So lets try a very particular contradiction, for example this is one, ISNT IT?
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The second coming of Jesus was a failed prediction.

Jesus predicted that on his return to earth, "the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will be falling from heaven, and the powers in the heavens will be shaken. And then they will see the Son of man coming in clouds with great power and glory. And then he will send out the angels, and gather his elect from the four winds, from the ends of the earth to the ends of heaven." (Mark 13:24-27) He even predicted a deadline for it to happen: "Truly, I say to you, this generation will not pass away before all these things take place." (Mark 13:30) The generation he was speaking to did pass away, but the sun still shines, the stars still twinkle in the night sky, and there have been no heavenly passengers riding in on the clouds. Jesus was wrong.

Mark 13:30 is not the only passage that makes such a prediction. We see it also in Matthew 24:34, which uses the same language as Mark. Luke 21:25-27, 32 also has nearly the same wording.
Also, Matthew 16:28 - "There are some standing here who will not taste death before they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom."
And in Luke 9:26-27 - "There are some standing here who will not taste death before they see the kingdom of God."
And Mark 9:1 - "Truly I say to you, there are some standing here who will not taste death before they see that the kingdom of God has come with power."

The Greek word for "generation" means essentially the same as our English word. According to the New Oxford Annotated Bible (1973 ed., p. 1204, note to Matthew 24:34), "the normal meaning of this generation would be 'men of our time,' and the words would refer to a period of 20-30 years."

The theologians often appeal to Mark 13:32 to argue that Jesus was not making a specific prediction about when the end would occur. That passage tells us that Jesus himself does not know exactly when the end will come: "But of that day or that hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." Here, however, he's just telling us that he doesn't know the exact time when the kingdom of God will arrive. He is still very clear that it will occur sometime during the lifetime of the generation he's speaking to.

Another way in which the theologians try to escape from this embarrassment is to claim that the generation referred to in Mark 13:30, Matthew 24:34, etc. is not the generation Jesus was speaking to, but the generation that will be living at the time these amazing events take place. But this is obviously absurd, because it would mean that Jesus is telling his audience, "Some of the people in the generation that will be alive when these things happen will be alive when these things happen." A statement like this conveys no meaning at all, and there would be no point in Jesus saying such a thing.

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Jesus Is

Doncaster, Australia

#28 May 28, 2011
Untaken wrote:
<quoted text>Hey there everyone.
So lets try a very particular contradiction, for example this is one, ISNT IT?
----------
The second coming of Jesus was a failed prediction.
Jesus predicted that on his return to earth, "the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will be falling from heaven, and the powers in the heavens will be shaken. And then they will see the Son of man coming in clouds with great power and glory. And then he will send out the angels, and gather his elect from the four winds, from the ends of the earth to the ends of heaven." (Mark 13:24-27) He even predicted a deadline for it to happen: "Truly, I say to you, this generation will not pass away before all these things take place." (Mark 13:30) The generation he was speaking to did pass away, but the sun still shines, the stars still twinkle in the night sky, and there have been no heavenly passengers riding in on the clouds. Jesus was wrong.
If Jesus meant to say what you want him to have meant, why do you suppose the gospel authors bothered to mention it? Most of the disciples were dead at the time. Do you think the authors wanted to start readers doubting the man that he himself was willing to die for?

The word translated to 'generation' was the Greek word 'genea', which can be used to denote a bloodline.
Untaken wrote:
<quoted text>Mark 13:30 is not the only passage that makes such a prediction. We see it also in Matthew 24:34, which uses the same language as Mark. Luke 21:25-27, 32 also has nearly the same wording.
They were all writing for Greek speaking people, except Matthew who's gospel was translated into Greek.
Untaken wrote:
<quoted text>Also, Matthew 16:28 - "There are some standing here who will not taste death before they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom."
and some of them standing there DID see him crucified and coming to his kingdom which is in Heaven! He said at his trial that his kingdom as not of this world.
Jesus Is

Doncaster, Australia

#29 May 28, 2011
Untaken wrote:
<quoted text>
And in Luke 9:26-27 - "There are some standing here who will not taste death before they see the kingdom of God."
And Mark 9:1 - "Truly I say to you, there are some standing here who will not taste death before they see that the kingdom of God has come with power."
OK SMART ARRRSSS! Prove to me that those who were lucky enough to make it to Heaven have 'tasted death'!
Untaken wrote:
<quoted text>
The Greek word for "generation" means essentially the same as our English word. According to the New Oxford Annotated Bible (1973 ed., p. 1204, note to Matthew 24:34), "the normal meaning of this generation would be 'men of our time,' and the words would refer to a period of 20-30 years."
OK HAVE IT YOUR WAY!
The gospel of Matthew was secretly written to prove Jesus a liar worth dying for!
hahahahaha!
Jesus Is

Doncaster, Australia

#30 May 28, 2011
Thozmaniac wrote:
<quoted text>God doesn't exist.
Everything points to that fact.
a
EVERYTHING IS A BIG ACCIDENT, RIGHT??????
Thozmaniac wrote:
<quoted text>The Bible contains thousands of blatant contradictions that cannot be reconciled in any way shape or form.
SUCH AS?

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