Sounds like the First Church of the Bountiful Butt Bangers, Reformed. One half of the congregation kneels and the other half does not.<quoted text>
GOD is letting the straight people die out. They are HIS biggest disappointment
GOD is leading the charge of the People of the Gay Master Race
We are GOD's Army of New and Improved homo sapiens marching to the New Beginning of the Perfect World
We don't need birth control or abortions because we are exempt from the curse of childbirth:
Genesis 3:16> Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
We don't have accidental or unwanted children; we have perfect marriages; and we are filled with GOD's Unconditonal Love
Did I mention "GOD's Unconditional Love"?
It doesn't get better than this!
Then God blessed them and said,Be fruitful and multiply. Fill the earth and govern it. Reign over the fish in the sea, the birds in the sky, and all the animals that scurry along the ground.(including those guys that keep winking at each other)