SF archbishop jokes about recent DUI arrest

[Ian95630]

Curteese wrote:

<quoted text>Great post, very refreshing.
I used to be a waiter/bar tender at the Magic Pan, remember those? We did a lot of wedding receptions and one was a big Catholic bash. The good Father was there, of course, and he drank like a FISH! He kept knocking back gin and tonics and his big Irish face got as red as a tomato and he kept screaming with laughter, we could see all his dental work. The bride kept saying "is Father Frank ( I still recall his name!) having a good time?" Take a look, sister, I would say that would be a YES!

thx man. I can't say that I ever ate at a magic pan but I can just picture it, good old Frank throwing them back. Our priest did the same thing buy at our rehearsal dinner than drove home. Even the Inlaws were kind of like did he really just drive away?

[Curteese]

Cletus wrote:

<quoted text>I'm on my way to Chick fil a for lunch.
WOO HOO

Good for you, fat ass. Eat till you burst. Why not get real drunk and drive along the scenic twisty mountain route after dinner?

[Curteese]

Ian95630 wrote:

<quoted text>thx man. I can't say that I ever ate at a magic pan but I can just picture it, good old Frank throwing them back. Our priest did the same thing buy at our rehearsal dinner than drove home. Even the Inlaws were kind of like did he really just drive away?

Did you ever see the incredible movie "Doubt" with Meryl Streep? One scene showed the nuns in silent eating of dinner, they then cut to the priests who were shoving down food and all having scotch and laughing up a storm. I bet that is NOT too far from the truth.

[Cletus]

Curteese wrote:

<quoted text>Good for you, fat ass. Eat till you burst. Why not get real drunk and drive along the scenic twisty mountain route after dinner?

Are you one of them queers that comsumes their alcohol via an enema?

[Curteese]

Cletus wrote:

<quoted text>Are you one of them queers that comsumes their alcohol via an enema?

Nope, that's your old vile skank whore mother you were thinking about...like the night she pulled a train with 12 transients and 9 months later your wrinkled little monkey face popped out of her crusty lady hole. Boy, was SHE surprised, for she had no idea she was preggers. But, with that huge pendulous belly, who could tell? She actually thought she needed to take a dump, but look at the vile surprise she got when you pooped out.

[Cletus]

Curteese wrote:

<quoted text>Nope, that's your old vile skank whore mother you were thinking about...like the night she pulled a train with 12 transients and 9 months later your wrinkled little monkey face popped out of her crusty lady hole. Boy, was SHE surprised, for she had no idea she was preggers. But, with that huge pendulous belly, who could tell? She actually thought she needed to take a dump, but look at the vile surprise she got when you pooped out.

I hate queers, cactus cake two!!!

[KirkW]

Cletus wrote:

<quoted text>I hate queers, cactus cake two!!!

You hate queers. Well now there's a revelation. We would never have guessed. All this time and who knew? Color us shocked!

Now are you ready for a real revelation?

WE QUEERS DON'T CARE!

[NoQ]

Curteese wrote:

<quoted text>Nope, that's your old vile skank whore mother you were thinking about...like the night she pulled a train with 12 transients and 9 months later your wrinkled little monkey face popped out of her crusty lady hole. Boy, was SHE surprised, for she had no idea she was preggers. But, with that huge pendulous belly, who could tell? She actually thought she needed to take a dump, but look at the vile surprise she got when you pooped out.

Wow, you're a crude old Fa:g Bastar;d aren't you!!!!

[KirkW]

NoQ wrote:

<quoted text>
Wow, you're a crude old Fa:g Bastar;d aren't you!!!!

Clearly no more crude than yourself - as you've just proved.

[Lililth_Satans_B ore]

hey child molester cathardos... move to the vatican so you can marry 12 year olds... and tell pope been-a-d!ck that Lilith says to fluck off

[Ian95630]

Lililth_Satans_Wh_ore wrote:

hey child molester cathardos... move to the vatican so you can marry 12 year olds... and tell pope been-a-d!ck that Lilith says to fluck off

pope been a dick, I love it