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I thought you were going to mention intelligent falling:
"Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory - KANSAS CITY, KSAs the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling. "Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence,'God' if you will, is pushing them down"
Have you heard about intelligent freezing?
"Some militant secularists believe that water freezes at 32°. The enlightened know that water freezes whenever God wants it to. This transition from water to ice is too complex to happen naturalistically at some random temperature."
MICROSOFT DISCOVERS SOFTWARE EVOLUTION
Microsoft, Inc. announced today a new method of producing innovative computer software programs. It's called "Random variation and selection" Instead of incurring the billions of dollars in costs for having intelligent programmers and developers design new software programs, Microsoft decided they could get new, innovative systems by just randomly modifying old programs. A couple of low paid geeks will then select the modified programs that work best. The selectors, curiously, are blind people.