There's a guy in one of my classes named Robert Penn.<quoted text>
Where in the hell you came up with that above in relation to this is beyond me. Looked like a severe spurious signal generation affecting your thinking. Your coherency took a break. Take out a few bobby pins, that may be the problem.
You said your grandfather was Stasi and retired to Brazil like war criminals did. The Stasi came about a few years after the war. Was your grandfather ex SS or Gestapo that went to work for the Stasi?
Everybody calls him Bobby. He's a good sport about it.