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Atheism requires as much faith as religion?

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Atheism requires as much faith as religion? bearvspuma : The only problem with this rationalization is that ita s assuming all athiests are so because theya re intelligent in the ways of science and reasoning and all people that believe in a form of god are unintelligent.

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“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#189709 Dec 4, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
ON the western plains lived an Indian named "Bowels".
Government tells him they are building a road right through his teepee.
He rides his pony to town looking for a lawyer to fight them.
Thinks he's walking into a law office, but walks into a doctor's office.
Says, "Bowels no move!"
Doctor gives him a bottle of laxative. "Go home and drink this".
Bowels returns next day. "Bowels still no move!"
Doctor mixes custom high potency laxative. "Go home and drink this. It never fails".
Indian returns 3rd day.
Doctor says, "Bowels move now?"
Indian says, "Have to. Teepee full of shit".
Good one.

Did you hear about the despondent older gal who called her doctor to find out where her heart was? He told her it was under her left breast. The headlines the next morning read, "Woman Shoots Self In Left Kneecap In Failed Suicide Attempt."

Also, another pharmacy joke:

MAN : Do you sell Viagra here?
PHARMACIST: Yes sir, we do.
MAN : Can you get it over the counter?
PHARMACIST: Not unless I take two.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#189710 Dec 4, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>
A woman visits her gynecologist one fine morning complaining of a discharge and an itch "down there." After completing a history and pelvic exam, the physician begins charting.
"Well, what's the verdict?" asks the woman, to which her doctor replies, "I think you have acute vaginitis."
"Thanks," she continues, "but what do you think is wrong with it?”
On that same morning, her husband makes his appointment with his urologist because he also has a drip “down there.”
After completing a history and physical, the doc says,“I’m going to need a stool sample, a urine sample and a semen sample.”
“Well, doc,” the man answers,“I’m having lunch with my wife and I'm kind of in a hurry. How about if I just leave you my shorts?”
The couple had also discovered that their pet schnauzer could hardly hear, so after lunch, so, to complete the family's trifecta, the wife took it to the veterinarian. The poor dog’s ear hairs were all tangled and matted, so the vet cleaned them both out, and the dog could hear fine.
The vet told the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should get some Nair - a hair remover - and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady was on her way to the drug store anyway because of her own problem, so she asks the pharmacist for some Nair. He advises her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says, "Well then, if you're going to be using it on your legs, I recommend that you not wear hose for a few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer," as she scratched herself as discreetly as possible.
Noticing this, the druggist warned her, "In that case, lady, you should probably stay off your bicycle for a few days.”
Bravo!

True story. Happened in my home town.

A local gynecologist was testifying in a rape case.

The prosecutor asked him to identify the victim, whom he examined, sitting at the table.

He said, "I'm not very good with faces".

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#189711 Dec 4, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>
Good one.
Did you hear about the despondent older gal who called her doctor to find out where her heart was? He told her it was under her left breast. The headlines the next morning read, "Woman Shoots Self In Left Kneecap In Failed Suicide Attempt."
Also, another pharmacy joke:
MAN : Do you sell Viagra here?
PHARMACIST: Yes sir, we do.
MAN : Can you get it over the counter?
PHARMACIST: Not unless I take two.
A plastic surgeon invented a new facelift. It was self-adjusting. You could tighten your face with a knob on the back of your head.

Woman came in, said, "Doc, your facelift gave me these bags under my eyes"

Doc said, "You turned the knob too far. Those bags are your tits".

She said, "Oh. That explains the gotee".

Since: Sep 08

Rocky Ford, CO

#189712 Dec 4, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
<quoted text>
You are the third person I have heard of whose nuts are outside their bodies.
All this morning.
I assumed everyone was like me - with testicles inside a scrotal sac.
Live and learn.
What color are your nuts? Outside the body, I would think they would have to have pigmentation to protect from the sun.
Do your nuts tan?
It is 18 degrees outside this morning, and that will be fairly warm for the next week or two. It is going to be cold and overcast on the Plains for a week or more. Which is a downright miserable experience even with houses and modern heating. At least there is warmth around you and warm floors.

I can not see how the Indians or any other group that lived on the steppes could possibly have bred children as their balls would have been frozen off. Contact with that cold ground just sucks the heat out of your body when you stop moving.

I find it impossible that mankind could have lived primitively in such conditions. I have my doubts about the French and German winter wars with Russia. It's impossible, I tell you!!

Living in that constant cold just ain't natural. Cold is something you visit, not live in. It is brutal stuff. Such a thing would have to create depression and other widespread mental conditions.

For several years now this approach to the winter solstice has gotten worse for me. It just takes the life out of you until after the solstice. If you can survive to a week after you can bounce back. Would be interesting to see death statistics relating to that on a regional basis.

That universal worship of the winter solstice has an EM basis to it that I have described before. It brings hope, even though conditions can get colder. Life is being brought back.

I gotta get a new bathrobe.

Now I have to get dressed just so I can go out and feed the damned outside cats and birds.

I HATE PROLONGED COLD WEATHER.

If you haven't noticed.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#189713 Dec 4, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>
Good one.
Did you hear about the despondent older gal who called her doctor to find out where her heart was? He told her it was under her left breast. The headlines the next morning read, "Woman Shoots Self In Left Kneecap In Failed Suicide Attempt."
Also, another pharmacy joke:
MAN : Do you sell Viagra here?
PHARMACIST: Yes sir, we do.
MAN : Can you get it over the counter?
PHARMACIST: Not unless I take two.
Woman visits gynecologist. She's up in the stirrups, and the doctor raises her gown and looks. He exclaims, "Good God! What a big hole!"

She returns home very self-conscious. She takes off her pants and places a mirror on the floor, then straddles it to see if her vagina is really that large.

Just then her husband walks in the door. He says, "What the heck are you doing?"

Thinking fast, she says, "I'm learning a new dance". Then she begins to dance around.

Husband says, "Oh. Well be careful and don't step in that big hole".

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#189714 Dec 4, 2013
Dave Nelson wrote:
<quoted text>
It is 18 degrees outside this morning, and that will be fairly warm for the next week or two. It is going to be cold and overcast on the Plains for a week or more. Which is a downright miserable experience even with houses and modern heating. At least there is warmth around you and warm floors.
I can not see how the Indians or any other group that lived on the steppes could possibly have bred children as their balls would have been frozen off. Contact with that cold ground just sucks the heat out of your body when you stop moving.
I find it impossible that mankind could have lived primitively in such conditions. I have my doubts about the French and German winter wars with Russia. It's impossible, I tell you!!
Living in that constant cold just ain't natural. Cold is something you visit, not live in. It is brutal stuff. Such a thing would have to create depression and other widespread mental conditions.
For several years now this approach to the winter solstice has gotten worse for me. It just takes the life out of you until after the solstice. If you can survive to a week after you can bounce back. Would be interesting to see death statistics relating to that on a regional basis.
That universal worship of the winter solstice has an EM basis to it that I have described before. It brings hope, even though conditions can get colder. Life is being brought back.
I gotta get a new bathrobe.
Now I have to get dressed just so I can go out and feed the damned outside cats and birds.
I HATE PROLONGED COLD WEATHER.
If you haven't noticed.
I hope you are not one of the unfortunate ones I've learned about who has your nuts outside your body.

Since: Sep 08

Rocky Ford, CO

#189715 Dec 4, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
<quoted text>
I hope you are not one of the unfortunate ones I've learned about who has your nuts outside your body.
They tend to shrivel and duck inside when it gets this cold.
-- - - _ _ _REJOBHJVOSHA

New York, NY

#189716 Dec 4, 2013
rednex on meth

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#189717 Dec 4, 2013
susanblange wrote:
<quoted text>God in spirit form is neither male nor female but on earth will inhabit the body of a woman. God doesn't have a serpent and there are no serpents in heaven. The reason God wouldn't tell her name when asked by Moses is because if she had, Israel and the world would know that God is a woman and she instead said, I AM. God wanted people to think she was a man. If they knew the Truth, they would've been weakened by it. It is both the secret and the surprise.
Alright then.

Glad that's all cleared up

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#189718 Dec 4, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>
That's hard to imagine. Especially the part about no woman.
Lol

I didn't say there wasn't a woman, I said there wasn't a Mrs, as in a girlfriend or wife.

You know, a boss?

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#189719 Dec 4, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, you have not produced an article saying testicles are "air cooled", which was your claim.
You gave me one that says testicles are "outside the body", which is false.
Unless, as I mentioned, your anatomy is unusual.
Oh, dear. It's gonna be one of THOSE days.

"Air-cooled" was my term, as "air-conditioning" was yours.

And if you wish to quibble with Wiki, here's another one.

"Effect of temperature. Sperm cells will not mature at core body temperature in most mammals (spermatogenic DNA polymerase b and recombinase activities exhibit unique temperature optima); to adapt, the testes assume an external position. Testicular descent from the abdomen normally transpires during fetal or neonatal life."

http://www.uwyo.edu/wjm/repro/spermat.htm

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#189720 Dec 4, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
<quoted text>
You are the third person I have heard of whose nuts are outside their bodies.
All this morning.
I assumed everyone was like me - with testicles inside a scrotal sac.
Live and learn.
What color are your nuts? Outside the body, I would think they would have to have pigmentation to protect from the sun.
Do your nuts tan?
Skin-covered, but outside the body, yes.

Stop it, Buck.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#189721 Dec 4, 2013
----___REJOBHJVOSHA wrote:
rednex on meth
Shit.

I wanted to satirize your name and went blank.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#189722 Dec 4, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Skin-covered, but outside the body, yes.
Stop it, Buck.
Really?

So your skull is outside your body?

Muscles and tendons, too?

You are a wierd-built dude, Mac Mucous.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#189723 Dec 4, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
<quoted text>
I hope you are not one of the unfortunate ones I've learned about who has your nuts outside your body.
This is basic biology, Buck.

Surely you know something of it?

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#189724 Dec 4, 2013
Buck Crick wrote:
Portland, Oregon...
It was reported yesterday that a little girl - who had gathered mistletoe, packaged it, and was attempting to sell it in a city park to pay for her braces - was removed by city officials.
As she was moved away, she asked, "What about the people over there begging?"
Officials said begging is OK.
Liberals would rather see children beg than be capitalists.
This illustrates why liberals should never be allowed positions of authority.
Anywhere.
Well, we can agree that THAT was reprehensible.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#189725 Dec 4, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, dear. It's gonna be one of THOSE days.
"Air-cooled" was my term, as "air-conditioning" was yours.
And if you wish to quibble with Wiki, here's another one.
"Effect of temperature. Sperm cells will not mature at core body temperature in most mammals (spermatogenic DNA polymerase b and recombinase activities exhibit unique temperature optima); to adapt, the testes assume an external position. Testicular descent from the abdomen normally transpires during fetal or neonatal life."
http://www.uwyo.edu/wjm/repro/spermat.htm
"External" is meaningless without an object of reference.

My nuts are not external.

This beer can in my hand is external.

Air does not get into my scrotum to make my nuts "air-cooled".

You claim it does so for you.

Does your scrotum have a vent?

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#189726 Dec 4, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>This is basic biology, Buck.
Surely you know something of it?
No, I'm afraid this is the first I have heard of external balls.

Except for like footballs and baseballs.

And Christmas balls.
-- - - _ _ _REJOBHJVOSHA

New York, NY

#189727 Dec 4, 2013
rednex on meth

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#189729 Dec 4, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Well, we can agree that THAT was reprehensible.
Yes. Having liberals in authority is reprehensible.

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