Good one.ON the western plains lived an Indian named "Bowels".
Government tells him they are building a road right through his teepee.
He rides his pony to town looking for a lawyer to fight them.
Thinks he's walking into a law office, but walks into a doctor's office.
Says, "Bowels no move!"
Doctor gives him a bottle of laxative. "Go home and drink this".
Bowels returns next day. "Bowels still no move!"
Doctor mixes custom high potency laxative. "Go home and drink this. It never fails".
Indian returns 3rd day.
Doctor says, "Bowels move now?"
Indian says, "Have to. Teepee full of shit".
Did you hear about the despondent older gal who called her doctor to find out where her heart was? He told her it was under her left breast. The headlines the next morning read, "Woman Shoots Self In Left Kneecap In Failed Suicide Attempt."
Also, another pharmacy joke:
MAN : Do you sell Viagra here?
PHARMACIST: Yes sir, we do.
MAN : Can you get it over the counter?
PHARMACIST: Not unless I take two.