.. you're being a very naughty little boy ..
.. you must want me to take you over my knee. That's understandable .
You might be misinterpreting her mood and intent, Bob. You might even like it if you took her up on her offer.Classic. When confronted with facts that prove the self-delusions are just that: delusions, the victim (you) quickly turns to thoughts of violence.
How did you two get to squabbling? Your differences are relatively minor compared to your commonalities. Did one of those differences become an issue?