The Bouncing Bob Quantum Leaps Of Faith Doll.<quoted text>
Your hate and extreme jealousy is duly noted.
I'm so sorry for your loss of sanity and empathy.
Watch it spew random thoughts while keeping your chair dusted.
Hmmm....a multiuse item. Can be sold in toy, houseware, and hardware stores.
Seed stores, too. Should keep crows away.
A critter ridder!!! Thousand of uses.