Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going
fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I
should change dentists?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Years ago, I worked in a natural, organic health food store in Seattle, Washington. One day a man walked in and asked, "If I can melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?"
Two days later I was fired for eating cotton candy and drinking straight Hershey chocolate syrup on the job.