Ah, we need to chuck all of modern physics, and follow you.<quoted text>
I probably use a version of it in my own thinking, but it is based upon geometry, and not block long formulas.
Now, Mr Devoted Worshiper of mystical science, let me tell you an utter truth. This is in the realm of reality.
This is a fact. Belief in anything else is belief in magic.
Those probabilities and nuclear wild hairs are the result of a wrong theory. You can't make up fantasy particles and use lady luck as props for a real theory. That simple. You missed something along the way. In the case of quantum physics it is likely the theory was based upon a model that was assembled incorrectly.
But instead of doing real science, these theorists keep putting bandaids on a bleeding horse.
Oh, and the science corrects itself routine. It only will if you let it.
Go back and worship your bandaged idol, sorry, meant model.
Wait, that sounds vaguely familiar...