Like I said, You will find out! My Holy Almighty God, Jet Black, doesn't take kindly to non-believers!<quoted text>I still think you're telling a whopper..
All you have to do is say, "Dear Holy Almighty God, Jet Black, please send your spirit into my heart and show me the way!
You will notice that all, Holy Almighty God Jet Black, believers, believe exactly the same way! There is only one Jet Black sect! Not thousands like some other gods.