Horseshit. That is what it boils down to after the hocus pocus and sophistry is removed.<quoted text>
No, this is not *at all* what the Big Bang theory says. Every sentence in your 'explanation' is factually incorrect.
Now, you explain it to us in plain understandable English. No esoterica.
BTW, your "curved spacetime" is because of gravity. All motion will travel in a straight line unless something acts upon it.