Of course I am asserting absolutes.<quoted text>
You are the ones asserting there are absolutes. The need for evidence is completely contradictory of claiming there are absolutes. We want evidence, you supply no evidence. Until you supply evidence that there is a god then your god is mythology, that is not an absolute, that is called sanity.
It is absurd to deny their existence.
You cannot function in this universe without them.
I am asking you to account for them.
But it seems you are reduced to the absurdity of denying them, just so that you an hold onto your own arbitrary opinions about how the universe "should" be.
Notice the "should" in my statement...