Oh God give me strength!! Men and DIY, NOOOOOOOOOOO!<quoted text>
I can build you another shelf, no problem.
If you don't want to catch a plane, why not a boat?
You can come over on a tug boat, or a canoe, or a kayak, or a steamer, or a barge, or a raft, or a yacht, or a cruise ship...
What about it? I can build you a raft!
I'd have to send it over to you though.
Maybe I'll just build the raft, and bring the award to you myself. No, I'm not a strong swimmer. I might get eaten up by a shark.
Look, i'll meet u half way. There got to be some nice island in the middle of the ocean!
Just take good care of my award, i don't want shark bites all over it!