Atheism requires as much faith as religion?

[RiversideRedneck]

wilderide wrote:

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Of RR? Yes.

Ask what?

[wilderide]

RiversideRedneck wrote:

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Ask what?

http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/TUGI0DV...

[Clementia]

RiversideRedneck wrote:

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Yup. Are you?

What did u say? what? I CAN'T HEAR U, SPEAK A BIT LOUDER!! I GOT SNOW IN MY EARS!!!

[Clementia]

RiversideRedneck wrote:

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It's a figure of speech.
But ya, lol. You know what they say about a man with big feet and big hands?
...
They need to buy big gloves & big shoes.

That's not funny!!

u still haven't explained the hillbilly joke to me. i'm waiting!!!

[RiversideRedneck]

wilderide wrote:

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http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/TUGI0DV...

Little help...

[wilderide]

RiversideRedneck wrote:

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Little help...

When the ark with all the animals landed, didn't they all have to fan out over globe to find their correct homes? How did that work?

[RiversideRedneck]

Clementia wrote:

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That's not funny!!
u still haven't explained the hillbilly joke to me. i'm waiting!!!

I guess you'd have to first understand hillbillys before you can understand the joke.

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

A sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes

[RiversideRedneck]

wilderide wrote:

When the ark with all the animals landed, didn't they all have to fan out over globe to find their correct homes? How did that work?

If I had to guess I'd say they either walked, flew or slithered...

[Clementia]

RiversideRedneck wrote:

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I guess you'd have to first understand hillbillys before you can understand the joke.
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
A sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes

what's to understand about hillbilly's, i seen american films, u know!

i get that, that's funny! we always take the piss out of ourselves.

Where did u get these jokes?

Did u here the one about a sardar ji going to see the pope or something?

[RiversideRedneck]

Clementia wrote:

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what's to understand about hillbilly's, i seen american films, u know!
i get that, that's funny! we always take the piss out of ourselves.
Where did u get these jokes?
Did u here the one about a sardar ji going to see the pope or something?

Have you seen 'Coal Miner's Daughter'? Good hillbilly-to-riches story :)

What does it mean to "take the piss out of ourselves"?

[KittenKoder]

RiversideRedneck wrote:

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Nice. My oldest brother was born there. My folks spent their newlywed years there. They loved it.

I grew up in the area, in Kent actually. But I hate the weather, love the people sometimes though, well, the natives. I just wish we'd elect better politicians than we do.

[Catcher1]

RiversideRedneck wrote:

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See, that's what I mean. For someone to say that a joke is "rude", that tells me that person is a wimp.
A joke is a joke is a joke. People need to understand the difference between somebody telling a joke and somebody just being out right rude and/or racist.
My grandpa was a bigot, I'm not.

I have seen some of your jokes about black people which I am certain you would not tell in a group that included black people you were not very, very familiar with.

[Catcher1]

Clementia wrote:

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What, u got little feet? u know what they say about men with little feet, don't ya!!! ;-)
heheheheheheehheeeeeeeeeeeeee heh hehe heh heheheee

I know, I know!!

Men with little feet are like snowmen?

[Catcher1]

KittenKoder wrote:

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Downtown Seattle itself. ;)

I lived in Laurelhurst. Loooong time ago.

Big mistake when I sold my house.

[Clementia]

RiversideRedneck wrote:

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Have you seen 'Coal Miner's Daughter'? Good hillbilly-to-riches story :)
What does it mean to "take the piss out of ourselves"?

No, i haven't seen that one. I seen the funny one when they get rich, i think.

To take the Mickey or to make fun of yourself!!

don't u americans say that? Are u taking the piss?

[Clementia]

Catcher1 wrote:

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I know, I know!!
Men with little feet are like snowmen?

I was going to say, snowmen don't have feet, u silly fish!

But i just got it, u got a sharp mind, Catcher!

Yes, they are, that's what i've heard, never seen it, tho, so can't be sure!

What's wrong with the guys on the other thread, that was funny!

[Tide with Beach]

Clementia wrote:

No, i haven't seen that one. I seen the funny one when they get rich, i think.
To take the Mickey or to make fun of yourself!!
don't u americans say that? Are u taking the piss?

No, we don't talk like that.

Some of us do understand what you mean though.

To the ones that don't understand, it probably looks like you're talking about urinating, so there could be some confusion.

Ask RR if he's ever used a spanner before.

[Clementia]

Tide with Beach wrote:

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No, we don't talk like that.
Some of us do understand what you mean though.
To the ones that don't understand, it probably looks like you're talking about urinating, so there could be some confusion.
Ask RR if he's ever used a spanner before.

I can't believe that. do u use the word mickey tho?

Redneck, Tide asked me to ask u, have u ever used a spanner before?

And tell me what the....that means!

[wilderide]

RiversideRedneck wrote:

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If I had to guess I'd say they either walked, flew or slithered...

Why is there no trace of this mass migration of every animal on Earth from that spot? None died along the way? How did they know how to be back to their former habitats? How did the land animals get to places like Australia?

[Catcher1]

Clementia wrote:

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I was going to say, snowmen don't have feet, u silly fish!
But i just got it, u got a sharp mind, Catcher!
Yes, they are, that's what i've heard, never seen it, tho, so can't be sure!
What's wrong with the guys on the other thread, that was funny!

Some very weird people over there?

What drew you to that thread?