YES, O PLEASE CARRY ON.
"The Devil says, Do it Yourself"
Covered by dust in a musty old shrine,
hidden away and forgotten by time,
stowed in a box and stacked on a shelf,
exists a manual penned by the Devil himself.
Unfurling this scroll is an act of perversion,
do not continue if you have any aversion,
this isn't a venture for tourists or snitches,
you must take an oath, so pull down your britches.
Put your hand you know where, and repeat after me,
I solemnly swear to read this secretly,
in the attic or basement, or in the wood shed,
I promise to hide what I do in my bed,
although sometimes I may do it when I'm in the shower,
I may also sneak away to the woods for an hour,
sometimes the bathroom at work is empty enough,
even in public I can do SOME kinky stuff,
but I digress, as is so often the case,
the gist of it is, there's a time and a place,
and the place for these secrets is locked away tight,
so I swear on my sensitive genitals tonight,
that nobody will ever find this magical scroll,
so after I read it I'll swallow it whole.
Your body is a temple to be seen in full glory,
the cover of a book doesn't tell the whole story,
the first step in this journey may seem a bit crude,
but I'm afraid I must insist that you get totally nude.
There can be no shame in the quest for self pleasure,
you must accept and be proud no matter your measure,
and remember that you'll be alone for this task,
no need to be shy and no need for a mask.
Once you are comfortable inside your own skin,
then you can release the demon within,
unleash the beast waiting dormant inside,
let go of yourself and prepare for a ride.
Every person is different, and so too their technique,
some like a tweak of the nipple, or a spank on the cheek,
it doesn't really matter what gets you to cream,
just remember your promise and try not to scream.
The key is release, from beginning to end,
some rules you can break, some only bend,
if you do what comes naturally, naturally you'll come,
keep your dirty talk a whisper and your moaning just a hum.
When you're all alone, far far from distraction,
then you may emote loudly to your satisfaction,
so long as nobody will ever know of your deeds,
you can get away with expressing your vocal sex needs.
If you have a partner, or two, or eight,
you might get together to mutually masturbate,
and that's fine, no rule saying you can't put on a show,
so long as you don't let them know what you know.
I suppose I could go on, but part of the fun,
is learning for yourself about getting it done,
there's always something new, even for Satan,
I've been surprised a few times by human masturbatin'.
Well, good luck, I'll be pulling for you,
not literally of course, I have better things to do,
but I might stop in sometime if you need a hot hand,
just give me your soul, and your wish will be my command.