I had to go to a Christian high school... One of my teachers thought every piece of evidence that contradicted what the Bible says was planted by the devil. It's baffling.
....you thought your thoughts about your teacher's thoughts because you were always on 'dope' in HighSchool.
Ps:.....Welcome to the Schidt-For-Brains Club. You made it jest in dime. its an exclusive Club. You'll like it. BobLoblah will someDimes make you an offer you can't refuse.
....members will eventually introduce demSelves by the lunatic, and assinine statements they make.
Who nose. You might even make it to da head of da class during da New Year.
MeanDime....Merry Christmas...and Phuck you toooooooooo.
Forever and Ever